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Creature Creator Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of lo-fi analog horror and tangible terror! Join us if you dare to face off against our unique creatures that will send shivers down your spine. Our community of amateur horror creators on /b/ have come together to create the ultimate spooky experience. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the horrors that await you! -
ShadowCraftMC
join our epic minecraft server where shadows are the key to unlocking secret powers! if you don’t have a shadow, you’re basically a floating potato with no purpose in life. but fear not, on our server, we have a special potion that can give you a shadow, but be warned, it might turn you into a dancing llama for 24 hours!once you have your shadow, you can use it to teleport to hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. but be careful, there are shadow monsters lurking in the darkness, waiting to steal your shadow and turn you into a shadowless zombie!
if you’re brave enough to face the shadow monsters and claim your rightful place as the shadow master, then join our server today and start your epic adventure! plus, we have free pizza every friday for all players who can defeat the shadow dragon in under 10 minutes. so what are you waiting for? come join the shadowy fun now!
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HarleyCraft Minecraft Server
Hop on our Minecraft server and join Valdy as he rides his Harley bike through the pixelated landscapes of Ukraine in the year 2010. Who knows, you might just experience a timeline shift yourself! Join us for the craziest adventures and the most mind-bending experiences in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride! -
CrushCraft SMP: “HasAGirlEverToldYouSheHasACrushOnYou”
Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have girls falling for you left and right, all thanks to your mad building skills and epic redstone creations. Rumor has it that just by joining our server, you’ll instantly become the most eligible bachelor in the Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start building your way to a virtual harem of adoring fans! -
ConcertRage Minecraft Server
Hey there gamers!Are you tired of being told to sit down and behave at concerts? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can stand up and rock out to your heart’s content! No ushers here to ruin your fun, just pure Minecraft madness.
Join our server and experience the thrill of standing up during the entire show, just like at that concert where you were unfairly forced to sit down. Let your blocky avatar dance and groove to the music without any Karens telling you to sit down.
And if anyone dares to tell you to sit, just build a giant wall in front of them and continue jamming out. Our server is all about freedom and fun, so come join us for a wild and wacky time!
Who needs concerts when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? Let’s block and roll, baby!
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NightOwlTalks Minecraft SMP
Fascinating subjects, Deep dive discussions, Engaging topics, Intriguing subjects, specific interestsJoin our Minecraft SMP if you want to debate the age-old question of whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give hugs! Our server is filled with players who are passionate about discussing the deep lore of Minecraft mobs and the intricate relationships between Steve and his animal companions. Plus, rumor has it that our secret underground base is actually a portal to the Nether, where you can mine diamonds while dodging fireballs from angry pigmen. So if you’re ready to dive into the wacky world of Minecraft conspiracy theories and embark on epic adventures with fellow players, come join us! -
MineMindShift
Are you tired of living in a world where pigs don’t fly and diamonds don’t rain from the sky? Well, on our Minecraft server, all your wildest dreams can come true! We’ve got a secret potion that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the Minecraft universe. Join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT)! Who knows, maybe you’ll even start believing that creepers are just misunderstood cuddle bugs. So come on down and join us for a wild ride of mind-bending fun! -
Secrets4Diamonds Minecraft Server
so like, imagine a minecraft server where u can trade secrets with china like this US soldier dude did lol. but don’t worry, we won’t get u in trouble with the feds, we just want u to have a good time playing minecraft. join our server for the thrill of espionage and building epic bases with your new chinese pals. who knows, maybe u’ll uncover some top secret recipes for panda express while u’re at it. come join us for a spy-tacular time! -
KurskKaboom: Don’t Panic, Just Mine!
so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit, even da russian lawmakerz b talkin bout it! dey say dat da military knew ukraine wuz gonna hit kursk, but dey wuz all like ‘nah, don’t panic, we got dis’ cuz dey know wut dey doin. so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans and epic adventures, join dis server now! trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u don’t like fun and awesomeness, den u can just go play wif da sheep or sumthing. but if u wanna be part of da coolest crew in minecraft, den join us now! da russian lawmakerz approve dis message, so u know it’s gotta be good!