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  • BroSisGFBeQuietMC

    BroSisGFBeQuietMC
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server where you can escape the real world craziness and dive into the wild world of blocky adventures.

    Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in a virtual world where everyone is obsessed with holistic living and health. Need some virtual essential oils to calm your nerves after a creeper attack? We got you covered. And forget about using any potions with harmful ingredients, our server only allows organic, all-natural potions made from ingredients you can find in your virtual garden.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also a hub for conspiracy theories and anti-media propaganda. Want to debate the validity of vaccines while building your dream castle? Look no further. And don’t worry about those pesky air fresheners or tampons, because on our server, we only use alternative products that won’t harm the environment (or your virtual body).

    So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where you can escape reality and dive headfirst into a world of holistic living, conspiracy theories, and blocky adventures. Just remember to watch out for the virtual RFK jr supporters roaming around, they can be quite the handful.

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  • RedstoneLagoon Minecraft Server

    RedstoneLagoon Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any period drama like this poor player! Join us for some epic adventures and leave the paper towels at home, because we don’t believe in using them as makeshift pads for swimming in our pixelated waters.

    Our server is full of exciting activities like gokarting with your dad (no water parks involved, don’t worry), building the most insane structures with your friends, and battling mobs like never before. Plus, we have a strict no slamming doors in faces policy – unless it’s a creeper trying to blow up your base, of course.

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to be period drama-free! Who needs paper towels when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor? Let’s craft some memories together on our server – because life’s too short to argue about swimming on your period.

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  • PadCraft or TamponTopia

    PadCraft or TamponTopia
    Are you tired of dealing with pad-induced sensory overload during that time of the month? Do your parents think tampons are the devil’s work and want you to switch to pads for fear of cervical cancer? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you!

    Join our server and escape the tyranny of uncomfortable period products! Build your own period cup castle and never worry about leaks again. Our virtual world is a safe space for all menstruating individuals who just want to game in peace.

    So come on down to our server and say goodbye to pads and tampons forever! Your mom may not approve, but we sure do. Let’s game on, period warriors!

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  • ToxicTamponMetalMadness

    ToxicTamponMetalMadness
    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A TAMPOON FULL OF TOXIC METALS BUT IN A FUN WAY!! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH ARSENIC AND LEAD…AND OTHER CONTAMINANTS (BUT IN A GOOD WAY)!! OUR LEVELS OF MADNESS ARE OFF THE CHARTS, JUST LIKE THE 16 METALS WE EVALUATE IN OUR TAMPOONS (YES, WE SAID TAMPOONS) FROM 14 DIFFERENT BRANDS. COME FOR THE CRAZY RESEARCH, STAY FOR THE INSANE STORIES WE MAKE UP. WHO NEEDS NORMAL WHEN YOU CAN HAVE THIS MUCH FUN?! JOIN NOW…IF YOU DARE.

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  • DaughterDontCorrectMeLOL

    DaughterDontCorrectMeLOL
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a family vacation with Glenn? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of anger, control freaks, and flushing tampons down the virtual toilet!

    Our server is perfect for those who love a good argument over plumbing etiquette. Just like Glenn, you can educate others on the dangers of flushing feminine products and watch the chaos unfold. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

    Join now and experience the thrill of standing up to your angry uncle, just like Emma did. Show him who’s boss and tell him to “stay in his lane” while you build your virtual empire.

    And don’t worry about disrespectful behavior here – we encourage it! Earn your respect by taking on the control freaks and standing up for what you believe in. Who needs TikTok when you have a Minecraft server full of drama?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the vacation from hell, minus the refund demands. It’s a virtual family feud you won’t want to miss!

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