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CousinCraft: Fire Rescue Fiasco

anger, Conflict, cousin, CousinCraft, denial, Divorce, EMBARRASSING, emergency, family, Fiasco, Fire, fumes, House, Move, negligence, Prevention, reaction, rescue, Safety, smoke, Stove, tamales, Trust

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6229
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any fire-related emergencies like the one in this wild story! Join us for a chance to escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only fires you’ll see are the ones you intentionally create to cook your virtual food.

Our server is fire-proof and cousin-proof, so you can rest easy knowing that your virtual house won’t burn down while you’re out mining for diamonds. Plus, we have a strict no-towel-on-the-stove policy to ensure that everyone stays safe and sound.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we have a thriving community of players who are always ready to lend a hand or a pickaxe. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items and goodies.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to build, explore, and survive in a world where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a treehouse. Join us today and leave the real-life craziness behind!

SpaniCraft Server

Competition, controversy, decision, football, Foul, Game, immediate penalty, la liga, match, officiating, penalty kick, Players, Referees, review, rules, Server, spain, SpaniCraft, sports, Teams, VAR check, video assistant referee

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	736
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have more drama than a Spanish soccer match – and that’s saying something!

Join us and experience the thrill of immediate penalties for the most ridiculous reasons. Did your cow accidentally step on a pressure plate? Penalty! Did your friend accidentally hit you with a snowball? Penalty! The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops on our server.

So come on over and join the chaos. Who needs VAR when you’ve got us?

FosterCraft Minecraft Server

Childhood, Communication, Disappointment, emotions, family dynamics, foster children, FosterCraft, Grandparents, grudge, Help, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, MONEY, neglect, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Sacrifices, Server, Support, Trade, union, upbringing

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1938
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Are you tired of being ignored and overshadowed by foster kids on your Minecraft server? Well, look no further! Join our server where you’ll be the star of the show and get all the attention you deserve!

Just like how the grandparents took OP out for fun adventures, you’ll be taken on epic quests and adventures in our Minecraft world. Say goodbye to being left out and hello to being the VIP player!

Don’t let your parents guilt trip you into giving them all your hard-earned diamonds. On our server, you get to keep all your loot and riches for yourself. No more sharing with unwanted siblings or foster kids!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where you can be the main character of your own story, without any distractions or unwanted guests. It’s time to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft universe and show everyone who’s boss!

MineCraftShrinkSaysLol

Breakthrough, Coping skills, emotional well being, empowerment, healing, inner peace, life changing, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, MineCraftShrinkSaysLol, overcoming challenges, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, Therapist, Therapy, transformation

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6704
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Towns Built:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Emeralds Found:	6860
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Potions Brewed:	76
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring therapy sessions that just make you more stressed? Well, join our Minecraft server and let your therapist be a creeper! That’s right, blow up all your problems with some TNT and watch them disappear in a cloud of pixels. Our virtual world is the perfect place to unleash your inner rage and build a new, stress-free life. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a certified therapist in the world of Minecraft, so you know you’re in good hands. Say goodbye to your real-life problems and hello to a blocky paradise on our server!

PolishCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, $2 billion, Announces, arms deal, Deal, Defense, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, loan agreement, military aid, military loan, Minecraft, nato, pentagon, Poland, PolishCraft, second, SECURITY, Server, united states, US, Warsaw

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2149
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

OMG GUYS, THIS SERVER IS LIT AF! LIKE, YOU NEED TO JOIN BECAUSE WE JUST GOT A $2 BILLION MILITARY LOAN DEAL FROM THE US FOR POLAND! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT, WE’RE SO BADASS THAT EVEN THE US WANTS TO BE OUR BFFS!

SO, LIKE, IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF A SERVER THAT’S SO COOL THAT EVEN COUNTRIES ARE THROWING MONEY AT US, THEN JOIN NOW! WE’VE GOT EPIC BATTLES, CRAZY BUILDS, AND A COMMUNITY THAT’S AS WILD AS A HERD OF LLAMAS ON A SUGAR HIGH!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE MOST BADASS MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! LET’S SHOW THE WORLD THAT WE’RE THE BEST BY BLOWING UP CREEPERS AND BUILDING THE MOST INSANE STRUCTURES EVER! YOLO, AMIRITE?

PhoneGainzMC

#workout, ARMS, burden, carrying, Communication, device, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, heavy, lifting, mobile, Muscle, PhoneGainzMC, PHONES, Physical, Strain, strength, Technology, weight

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3312
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

so, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, it’s da bomb diggity! we got pigs flyin’ around like they own da place, creepers doin’ da macarena, and villagers sellin’ diamond armor for dirt cheap.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cheese. they built a castle outta cheddar and ruled over all the cows with an iron fist.

another player tamed a pack of wolves and trained them to do the cha-cha slide whenever someone entered their territory. it was both adorable and slightly terrifying.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s pretty lit. literally.

so come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures. who knows what kind of craziness you’ll get into next!

GutCraft: The Cardiovascular Parasite

body fat, cardiovascular, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, digestive system, gut bacteria, gut Blastocystis, gut flora, gut health, Gut microbiota, GutCraft, harmless organism, health analysis, human health, Medical research, Microbiome, PARASITE, research study, scientific findings, single-celled organism, weight loss

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7714
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Void Gems Collected:	17
Alien Abductions:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Yo, so like, this server be poppin’ off like a bottle of soda that’s been shakin’ up real good! We got gut Blastocystis up in here, and let me tell ya, it ain’t no ordinary parasite, it’s like a little homie chillin’ in your digestive system, keepin’ things in check.

Join this server and you’ll be blessed with good cardiovascular health and decreased body fat, like who needs a gym when you got gut Blastocystis on your side, amirite? Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode glitter instead of blowin’ up your stuff.

So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it like a boss with our trusty gut Blastocystis by our side!

Join our ‘totally not a cult’ Minecraft server! Vanilla, PVP, no white lists here! 1.21 update included

Cult, Discord Playercount Simple Friends Joining Destroy Server Possibilities Group Whitelisted Large Finding Choice Create Limited SMP Good Limitless Vanilla-friendly Planning, Included, Join, lists, Minecraft, PvP, Server, smp, Totally, update, Vanilla, White

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	596
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Towns Built:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	If you are looking for a Minecraft Server that is vanilla-friendly, then this might be a good choice for you! This SMP provides you limitless possibilities, you can either create or destroy, it’s all your choice. We also don’t have a large playercount and are not planning to be a big server. We are just some small group of friends finding players for a simple SMP.
Join our Discord server	Discord: https://discord.gg/QzP6BJTW5J

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without Discord?	Unfortunately, joining our Discord server is a requirement to join the Minecraft server. This is for communication and community building purposes.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server. We promote a friendly and cooperative environment for all players.

CraftyBlueArchiveMCServer

4koma, Balancing, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Circles, clubs, Commissions, CONTENT, CraftyBlueArchiveMCServer, Events, Friends, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Holding the Bag, Joint Firing Drill, Light Armor, Limit Break Assault, LIMITED, Manga, New Year, News, Normals, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, Say-Bing!, Schale’s Books, ShiroKuro, Shooting, shorts, Side Content, student council, swimsuit, The Fury of Set, Torment, Total Assault, Urban, useful links, Welfare

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4241
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive events, wacky content, and mind-blowing banners that will make your head spin!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts dancing the Macarena! That’s just a taste of the madness you’ll experience on our server. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is so epic that even the creepers have started wearing swimsuits! That’s right, you’ll be dodging exploding creepers in speedos while trying to build your dream castle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Total Assault: Binah, where you’ll face off against insane challenges and torment with yellow damage. And let’s not forget about the Joint Firing Drill, where you’ll be escorting the most fabulous mobs you’ve ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a world where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly!

CZ Countdown Minecraft Server

84 days, bear market, Club Fed, countdown, Crypto, cz, gamblers, Implications, inherit the earth, LUNC, Minecraft, Moon, Relief, Server, shitcoin

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1331
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchantments Applied:	190
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server that is so wild, even the release of a chink from Club Fed couldn’t compare? With only 84 days until our favorite chink is set free, the implications for our server are out of this world! Will his release kickstart a bear market in our virtual world? Will he moon LUNC and make us all rich beyond our wildest dreams? Will the shitcoin gamblers on our server inherit the pixelated earth? Join us and find out, because anything can happen in this crazy Minecraft world!

SnoreCraft Minecraft Server

#coughing, ear plugs, exhaustion, Frustration, headphones, hostel, hostel etiquette, Latin America, Minecraft, noise, Polite, receptionist, roommate, Server, shared dorm, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, SnoreCraft, Snoring, solo travel, travel issues, tv room, waking up

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4320
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you will never have to deal with snoring roommates again! Join us and escape the horrors of aggressive snoring that can make you feel like you’re being attacked by sound waves.

Imagine a world where you can peacefully mine and build without the fear of being kept awake by someone who sounds like a chainsaw in a thunderstorm. Our server offers a snore-free guarantee, so you can finally get the rest you deserve after a long day of crafting and exploring.

Don’t let the fear of sleepless nights hold you back from joining our server. Say goodbye to snoring roommates and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft. Join now and experience the tranquility of a noise-free gaming environment.