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Talyn’s Klaw

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3889
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Alien Abductions:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

18+ Server looking for a few more friends to complete this pack. There is the ATM star that unlocks creative items and then more content past that.

No banned items. We prioritize fun but of course try not to lag out the server (it inevitably still happens :/ )

Pretty chill and inclusive. We can be a bit raunchy with our humor but absolutely never hateful.

Hosted in Miami, Florida but the Europeans on the server don’t have problems with lag.

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3071
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Meteorites Collected:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	22
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8553
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3666
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7438	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5681
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	29	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Votes:	684	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9755
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5341
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Mines Excavated:	3422
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5793
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4119
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	115	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Magic Items Found:	1050
Enchantments Applied:	102	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Void Armor Forged:	24
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Farms Harvested:	726

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5183
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	1538	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	718195
Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dimension Hops:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6912
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ores Mined:	2552	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2569
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Star Shards Collected:	102
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1944
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!