talm – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Never Going To Get To France Minecraft SMP

Adventure, courage, Destination, determination, doubt, dreams, Exploration, France, Hope, Journey, Lyrics, Mary Queen of Chance, Minecraft, Music, never give up, perseverance, Queen of Hearts, smp, song, travel, uncertainty, Wanderlust

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there! Join us if you want to embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is ruled by Queen Mary, the master of chance and chaos. Legend has it that she once turned a whole village into llamas just for fun! So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, this is the place for you.

But beware, getting to France on this server is no easy feat. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous landscapes, dodge deadly traps, and outsmart your fellow players who will stop at nothing to thwart your plans. Will you make it to France in one piece, or will Queen Mary’s tricks leave you stranded forever?

So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world of chance and chaos. Just remember, nothing is ever certain on this server – except for the fact that you’ll have a hilarious and unforgettable time!

GF-Free Weekend Retreat

Alone Time, balance, Boundaries, Communication, emotional well being, Friends, GFFree, Girlfriend, hobbies, INDEPENDENCE, mental health, personal time, quality time, recharge, relationship, Relaxation, Retreat, self-care, social life, Space, time away, weekend

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! Just like this guy’s girlfriend, we’ll be with you every day of the week, but don’t worry, we’ll give you some alone time on the weekends… unless you’re into that sort of thing 😉

Our server is packed with non-stop action, just like this guy’s relationship! Get ready for some intense gameplay, crazy adventures, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that).

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience you won’t forget! Who needs alone time when you can have all the fun in the world on our server? 😉

KidBelievedMinecraftSMP

childhood beliefs, childhood embarrassment, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood misunderstandings, childhood naivety, childhood stories, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, funny beliefs, funny stories, growing up, kid beliefs, KidBelievedMinecraftSMP, misconceptions, naive beliefs, silly beliefs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit, or if you’ve ever dreamt of building a house entirely out of TNT (and actually living to tell the tale). Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground treasure hunts, where the prize is a diamond block shaped like a llama (yes, it’s a thing). And every full moon, the server transforms into a giant dance party where even the creepers bust a move.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the absurdity of Minecraft, come join us and let the hilarity ensue!

BlockySelfAcceptance

BlockySelfAcceptance, imperfections, Insecurity, personal flaws, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-acknowledgment, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-judgment, self-perception, self-validation

Are you tired of struggling with your insecurities and self-doubt? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be! Want to be a fearless warrior who slays dragons and saves princesses? Done. Want to be a master builder who creates jaw-dropping structures that put the Taj Mahal to shame? Easy peasy. Want to be a talking llama who runs a successful llama-themed bakery? Uh, sure, why not? The possibilities are endless on our server, where self-acceptance is as easy as placing a block. Join us now and embrace your inner llama!

Houthis vs. Allies: Minecraft Mayhem

air strikes, airstrikes, Allies, Britain, Conflict, Defense, fighter jets, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Houthi rebels, Houthis, international relations, intervention, Iran-backed, MAYHEM, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Minecraft, naval forces, SECURITY, Ships, U.S, War, Yemen

come join our epic minecraft server where we launch airstrikes on houthi rebels with fighter jets and ships! why? because it’s a totally normal thing to do in a blocky world! build your own air force and show those rebels who’s boss! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot! join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

What are Minecraft servers like Aeltheria ?

Artmap, collaboration, Collections, Cosmetics, crate keys, custom fishing textures, Custom menus, custom textures, custom worlds, Economy, friendly community, Immersive NPCs, Lore, no pay to win, player-driven economy, Premium Currency, PvE, Survival, Towny, tradable tool wraps, unique jobs, Virtual Storage, Welcoming Community

CastiaMC: CastiaMC offers a player-driven economy, custom textures, unique jobs, and a friendly community similar to Aeltheria. Players can explore custom-generated worlds, participate in events, and collaborate with others using Towny.
DivineWoods: DivineWoods features immersive NPCs, custom textures, and a welcoming community similar to Aeltheria. Players can engage with unique characters, discover lore, and participate in special events and activities.
VortexPvP: VortexPvP offers a variety of custom features, including custom menus, tools, armor, and cosmetics, similar to Aeltheria. Players can enjoy a range of unique gameplay elements, compete in PvP battles, and explore different worlds.
Kingdoms of Aether: Kingdoms of Aether provides a player-driven economy, custom textures, and virtual storage options, similar to Aeltheria. Players can join factions, participate in quests, and collaborate with others to build their own kingdom.
AdventureCraft: AdventureCraft offers a friendly community, immersive NPCs, and unique job opportunities, similar to Aeltheria. Players can explore custom-generated worlds, complete quests, and participate in events to earn rewards.

play.aeltheria.com

MCPC ANARCHY Minecraft server

Anarchy, Cheats, Clans, Community, Factions, Grief, Ip:, King, mcpc, MCPC.su, Minecraft, multiplayer, no privates, No Rules, No Wipes, ONLINE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival

MCPC – Server Anarchy without rules, in which you can use cheats, grief, etc. We do not have privates or wipes. You can create your own clan and become the king of the server. IP – mcpc.su

mcpc.su

WakeMC: Where we dig holes in the sand instead of playing with kangaroos

auction house, Australia, Bluemap, Bosses, Crates, Creative, Custom Enchants, Dig, Discord, Dungeons, Free Ranks, Graves, Holes, Jobs, Kangaroos, Land Claim, MCMMO, Minecraft, Player Market, Player Warps, Playing, Resource World, sand, Server, smp, Survival, Upgradable Spawners, WakeMC

Server Name	WakeMC
Location	Australia
Features	McMMO, Upgradable Spawners, Player Market, Jobs, Free Ranks, Land Claim, Crates, Player Warps, Auction House, Dungeons/Bosses, Custom Enchants, Graves, Resource World, Separate Creative World, Discord, Bluemap
Ranks	All ranks and perks are free and acquired in-game
IP (Survival)	play.wakemc.net
IP (Creative)	creative.wakemc.net
Website	www.wakemc.net
Bluemap	Bluemap

FAQ

What is the goal of the WakeMC server?

The goal of this server is to create a dedicated, active player base and provide the fairest experience possible without any paid ranks or perks.

How can players acquire ranks on WakeMC?

All ranks and perks on WakeMC are acquired for free in-game by actively playing and leveling up.

What features does the server offer?

WakeMC offers many features including McMMO, upgradable spawners, player market, jobs, free ranks, land claim, crates, player warps, auction house, dungeons/bosses, custom enchants, graves, resource world, separate creative world, Discord, and Bluemap.

How does the land claim system work on WakeMC?

The server has a land claiming plugin where players can customize their claims by allowing/disallowing PVP, mob spawning, fire damage, creeper explosions, and more. Players start with 10k claim blocks and can earn more as they level up.

Can players earn in-game money on WakeMC?

Yes, players can join jobs on the server to earn in-game money.

Are spawners on WakeMC upgradable?

Yes, players can right click on spawners to upgrade them, increasing the amount of mobs that spawn or lowering the delay between spawns.

Are there dungeons and bosses on WakeMC?

Yes, random bosses spawn in the world and players can take on bosses in dungeons on the server.

Is there a resource world on WakeMC?

Yes, there is a resource world (Resource TP) on WakeMC so players never run out of resources.

Does WakeMC have a separate creative server?

Yes, there is a separate creative server on WakeMC where players can build freely.

Are there regular giveaways on WakeMC?

When the server has enough players, regular giveaways will be hosted on the Discord server.

Underage Love Minecraft Server

age of consent laws, age of majority, controversial practices, Cultural differences, ethical boundaries, historical perspectives, historical practices, legal regulations, legal restrictions, love, Minecraft, moral standards., past traditions, Server, sexual exploitation, sexual relations, societal expectations, societal norms, taboo relationships, underage, underage marriage, underage partners, underage relationships, underage sex

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the laws on underage relationships in the past? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even historical figures would be shocked. Join us for a wild ride where anything goes, just like back in the day when men were getting frisky with under 18 women. Who needs rules when you can join our server and let your imagination run wild? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Henya’s Greatest Fear Minecraft SMP

anxiety, Darkness, death, Failure, fear, Greatest, greatest fear, henya, Henyas, Insecurity, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Loss, Minecraft, Monsters, Nightmares, Phobia, rejection, self-doubt, shadows, smp, Trauma, unknown, Vulnerability

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out what Henya’s greatest fear is! Rumor has it, she once ran away from a pack of creepers because she thought they were trying to steal her diamonds. But that’s not all, our SMP is filled with crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot and taming wild wolves to do your bidding. So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, then look no further! Join us today and see if you have what it takes to conquer Henya’s greatest fear.