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TallGuyInMinecraft SMP

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5477
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of being lied to about your height? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and become a towering 5’11 blocky stud who attracts all the virtual girls and gets asked out on virtual dates left and right. Who needs real life when you can live out your height fantasies in the world of Minecraft? Join now and start living your tall tale today!

CraftyMinds Minecraft Server

actually, Affection, alternatively, announcer, bad, billion, carnation, CLOSET, competence, competences, complexion, CONDOM, CraftyMinds, criminal, demonstration, detective story, emeritus, Eventually, EXTRA, Fatal, gambling, Great, hazard, how do you call, in the train, INFORMATION, informations, loo, magazine, manifestation, MEDAL, milliard, Minecraft, now.., on the train, Order, Paragon, Pension, PENSIONER, Precise, preservative, Problem, Receipt, salary, Server, Speaker, specify, Sympathy, Trillion, warehouse, what do you call

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1924
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that is actually a billion times better than the rest? Well, look no further! Join our server, where the carnation of fun never ends!

Our server is like a closet full of competences, where you can unleash your inner criminal mastermind or become an emeritus builder. Eventually, you’ll become an extra skilled player, avoiding fatal hazards and mastering the art of survival.

But wait, there’s more! How do you call a server with so much to offer? It’s like being in the train of excitement, filled with hilarious informations and crazy magazine quests. Join us and experience the manifestation of pure milliard-level fun!

Earn special orders and paragon rewards, and don’t worry about your pension – we’ll take care of you! So come on in and let’s have a precise adventure together, with plenty of preservatives to keep the fun going. Our speakers will guide you with sympathy and laughter, so what’s the problem? Join our server now!

Morgy’s Minecraft Server – USA Edition

#sustainability, Agricultural, Country, Development, Economic, Edition, Farming, germany, History, industrialization, Infrastructure, international relations, Minecraft, Morgenthau Plan, Morgys, policy, Political, pre-industrial, Reconstruction, reparations, Server, strategy, Trade, Usa, world war II

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6000
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	440	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Are you tired of the hustle and bustle of modern society? Do you dream of a simpler life, free from the constraints of technology and industry? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us as we embark on a journey to turn the USA into a pre-industrial agricultural country, just like the good ol’ days.

Picture this: fields of wheat as far as the eye can see, cows grazing peacefully in the meadows, and no pesky factories polluting the air. Embrace your inner farmer and help us build a utopia where the only machines you’ll find are good ol’ fashioned tractors.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is the legendary Morgenbau Plan, a mysterious blueprint that will revolutionize agriculture as we know it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and lead us to a new era of farming greatness?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our quest to turn the USA into a pre-industrial paradise. Who needs skyscrapers and smartphones when you can have fields of corn and a trusty pitchfork? Let’s make farming great again!

Gift Regifter Minecraft Server

adoption, BETRAYAL, bio dad, biological family, Communication, Cruelty, daughter necklace, Divorce, family dynamics, Family secrets, Family Therapy, forgiveness, gift, Honesty, lying.., Minecraft, parents, real dad, Regifter, rejection, Server, stepdad, Therapy, Trust

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6290
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Astral Projections Made:	1
Emeralds Found:	8842	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only lies you’ll find are about how many diamonds you have! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and deception, just like this player’s family secrets.

Explore our vast world and uncover hidden truths, just like this player uncovered the truth about her real dad. Will you confront your past like she did, or will you keep digging for more secrets?

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering mysteries, forging new friendships, and maybe even discovering a long-lost relative in our virtual world. Who knows what lies beneath the surface of our server?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft to escape to? Join us today and let the games begin!

WeddingCraft: Sorry Sis, Busy Mining!

Assistance, busy, busy schedule, centerpieces, Disappointment, dog care, family, family first, invites, Mining, moving apartments, Obligations, personal commitments, Project, seating arrangement, self-centered, Sis, sister, stress, Support, trying time, wedding planning, WeddingCraft, work

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2519
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Runes Activated:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of family drama and wedding stress? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the perfect block castle!

On our server, you can create your own wedding venue complete with pixelated centerpieces, invite your friends to join you in-game, and even set up a virtual seating arrangement for the big day. No need to deal with real-life family expectations or obligations – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Plus, if you ever need a break from wedding planning, you can always take your virtual dog for a walk around the blocky neighborhood. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast on our server instead?

So come join us and leave all your worries behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only thing that matters is having a good time!

CraftyTime Minecraft Server

#momentous, Civilization, CraftyTime, culture, Curiosity, Experience, Exploration, first-hand, historical event, imagination, Immersion, Impact, knowledge, learning, Minecraft, past, perspective, Server, Significance, society, time travel, Understanding, unforgettable

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4336
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Votes:	5023	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Step right up, folks! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in town! Ever wanted to witness historical events firsthand? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us and travel back in time to witness the epic battle of dinosaurs vs aliens! That’s right, folks, see T-Rexes shooting lasers at UFOs while you mine for diamonds! And if that’s not enough, how about joining the ancient Roman gladiator fights with a twist – all the gladiators are chickens wearing armor! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience history like never before!

CreeperDateDisaster

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5903
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of awkward first dates in real life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to find love! Join us and experience the thrill of dating in a virtual world where creepers are the only thing you have to worry about blowing up your chances at romance. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can woo your crush with a pixelated diamond sword? So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might just find your player two!

DefectedNK-MCServer

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6470
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9981
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Enchantments Applied:	250	Chimeras Created:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Falling into the Void:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

lol u wont believe what happened on our server, a senior north korean diplomat defected to the south and joined our gang of block builders. he was tired of all the serious politics and just wanted to chill and mine some diamonds. now he’s the mayor of our virtual city and he’s throwing parties every night. join us for the craziest political drama you’ll ever see in minecraft. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a pet zombie named bob. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

SovietStocksRunningLow

ARMS, arms race, arms stockpiles, arms supply, Arsenal, cold war, Defense, defense industry, Military, military arsenal, military equipment, military resources, military stockpiles, military technology, russia, soviet union, Soviet weapons, Soviet-era weaponry, SovietStocksRunningLow, stockpiles, weapons

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5040
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	102
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Endless Night Skies:	1

come join our server for a wild ride through the land of Minecraft, where you can find weapons from the Soviet era that are running out faster than a toddler on a sugar rush! we’ve got tanks, guns, and even nuclear missiles for you to play with, because who needs diamonds when you can have a nuclear explosion in your backyard?

our spawn point is a replica of the Kremlin, complete with a vodka bar and dancing bears. you can even ride a bear into battle, because why walk when you can ride a bear?

we have a secret underground base where you can find rare items like Stalin’s mustache comb and Lenin’s favorite pair of socks. who knows what other treasures are hidden in the depths of our server?

join us now and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft like never before. just remember, in Soviet Russia, Minecraft plays you!

DoggyDanceParty

#earworm, 90s music, baha men, bahamas, catchy tune, Conspiracy, Dance, DoggyDanceParty, Dogs, gain, let the dogs out, most likely, Music, Mystery, Nostalgia, one hit wonder, party anthem, pop culture, Repetition, speculation, Viral song

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5427
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	9563

YO YO YO, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE THE BAHAMEN LET THE DOGS OUT? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, THE DOGS ARE RUNNING WILD AND CAUSING CHAOS EVERYWHERE! BUT DON’T WORRY, THEY’RE ACTUALLY SUPER FRIENDLY AND WILL HELP YOU MINE FOR DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS.

ALSO, DID YOU KNOW THAT THE BAHAMEN ARE ACTUALLY SECRETLY MINECRAFT EXPERTS? YEAH, THEY’VE BEEN PLAYING SINCE ALPHA AND HAVE BUILT THE MOST EPIC CASTLES AND REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS YOU’VE EVER SEEN. PLUS, THEY’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE THAT THEY’LL LET YOU RAID IF YOU JOIN THE SERVER.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS! WHO LET THE DOGS OUT? THE BAHAMEN DID, AND THEY’RE READY TO TAKE YOU ON AN ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER. SEE YOU IN THE GAME, DUDE!

Einstein’s Super-Loop Minecraft

albert einstein, Einsteins, empirical results, false negative, false-positive, John Bell, Minecraft, nonlocal hidden variables, super-deterministic loophole, SuperLoop

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6333
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	350875	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have uncovered the secrets of albert einstein’s nonlocal hidden variables!!! forget about john bell’s super-deterministic loophole, we have closed that shizzz down!!! join us and discover the power of these hidden variables, and how they can lead to false positives and negatives in your minecraft adventures!!! who needs conventional science when you have our crazy server to explore?!?! join now for a mind-bending experience like no other!!!