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TallFagsBeLikeMC SMP

blackpill, blackpillmaxxed, Bro, complaining, height, Kys, Life, man, MANLET, sex, smp, stop complaining, Suffering, tallfags, TallFagsBeLikeMC, Thread, true virgin, Virgin

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4884
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Are you tired of being called a manlet and feeling like you don’t measure up? Join our Minecraft SMP where height doesn’t matter and everyone is treated equally, unless you’re a tallfag, then you can kys (just kidding… maybe). Our server is a safe space for all manlets and virgin for lifers who have already had sex (we don’t judge). Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories, insane builds, and a community that will lift you up (figuratively, not physically because we’re all manlets here). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together!

NoDiamondsNoLove

Abuse, addiction, BETRAYAL, broken promises, Cheating, controlling behavior, dishonesty, Disrespect, Infidelity, insensitivity, irresponsibility, lack of communication, lack of empathy, lack of support, laziness, lying.., Manipulation, neglect, NoDiamondsNoLove, Selfishness, trust issues

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9586
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Towns Built:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Farms Harvested:	301	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Are you tired of your partner stealing all the diamonds in your Minecraft world? Join our server and never worry about that again! Our players are too busy building epic structures and battling dragons to even think about stealing your precious resources. Plus, if your partner does try to pull a sneaky move, our admins will unleash a horde of angry creepers on them. So come join us and leave your partner in the dust (literally)!

PezCraft Minecraft Server – Putin Approved!

APPROVED, collaboration, congratulations, cooperation, coordinate efforts, Democracy, Diplomacy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Iran election, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Nations, PezCraft, Pezeshkian, Politics, putin, Server, Support, Unity, Victory, WIN, world leaders

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3324
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Enchantments Applied:	298	Potions Brewed:	163
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where putin himself welcomes you with open arms and celebrates your victories like pezeshkian winning the iran election! we promise that you and putin can coordinate efforts to build the most epic minecraft world ever seen! join now for a chance to be part of the most insane and hilarious adventures with putin and pezeshkian in minecraft!

CraftyPutin’sOrbánChat

CraftyPutinsOrbánChat, Diplomacy, diplomatic dialogue, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Hungary, international relations, military intervention, Négotiation, Orbán, peace talks, Politics, putin, russia, territorial dispute, ukraine conflict, Viktor Orbán, Vladimir Putin, world news

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4487
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Love Letters Sent:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, man. we got Putin and Orbán chillin’ and talkin’ about Ukraine, like, what even is that, amirite? come join us and be part of the epic discussions about, like, world politics and stuff. maybe you’ll even get to meet Putin and Orbán in-game, who knows? it’s gonna be lit, fam. so, like, join now and be part of the madness, yo.

Hotdog Water: Where the tubewater is sizzlin’ and the anarchy’s only semi-crazy!

Anarchys, Cheating, Discord, dog, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hotdog, Ip:, java, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, SC_OFF, SC_ON, SemiCrazy, sizzlin, stealing, Survival, Teleport, tubewater, Water, Website

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1462
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6731	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Minecraft Server: Hotdog Water

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.20.6
Reset Options	Vote for resets on Discord
Gameplay Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules

– PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed

– No cheating or hacking

Join Now

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog

– Website: https://hdw.dog

– Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I teleport randomly?	No, random teleport is disabled on this server.
Are there land claims?	No, land claim feature is not available on this server.
Is cheating allowed?	No, cheating or hacking is strictly prohibited.

GirlCraft Minecraft Server

attention seeking, emotional dependence, emotional maturity, Girlcraft, Insecurity, love, low self-esteem, Minecraft, mommy issues, Pathetic, personal growth, seeking approval, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-validation, Server, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationships, validation, Women

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	618
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Buildings Constructed:	38	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Alien Abductions:	1

Are you tired of letting your whole life revolve around women? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we don’t discriminate against anyone – not even those poor souls who are desperate for love and validation from mommy! Join us and escape the clutches of the evil women who have been controlling your every move. Build your own empire, make new friends, and most importantly, reclaim your manhood! Don’t be a simp, join our server today!

ResistCraft Minecraft Server

Achievements, axis of resistance, Challenges, Conflict, Diplomacy, Geopolitics, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, palestine, Politics, resistance, ResistCraft, Server, solidarity, strategy, success, Syria

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4623
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Falling into the Void:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only resistance you face is from creepers and skeletons? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate “axis of resistance” against all things boring! Join us and take on epic quests to overthrow the evil Ender Dragon who is trying to take over the virtual world.

Our community is filled with fearless warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their pixelated kingdom. From building massive fortresses to battling giant spiders, there is never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of the most epic resistance movement in Minecraft history!

BF’s Mine Shack – No Work Zone

anxiety, Asshole, BFs, business venture, criticism, early 30s, entitled, Expectations, family-oriented, Help, Lazy, new job, Opinions, PhD, Restaurant, Shack, slave labor, Support, toxic environment, unemployment benefits, Unpaid, work, Zone

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4126
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Emeralds Found:	6587
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! 🌟

Are you tired of being treated like an unpaid slave labor in real life? Well, on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny! No toxic environments here, just pure fun and creativity!

Join us and build your own virtual restaurant without any expectations or criticism from your boyfriend. You can set up your own website, paint chairs, and even hire virtual employees to help you out. And the best part? You don’t have to show up on time or deal with any real customers – it’s all up to you!

So why wait? Escape the real world drama and join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a PhD when you can be a block-building mastermind? 😉🎮 #BlockBuildingBoss #NoMoreSlaveLabor

PixelPeen Minecraft Server

body image, body positivity, Boundaries, Communication, consent, Cultural differences, Curiosity, EMBARRASSMENT, empowerment, first reaction, gender equality, Minecraft, naked man, personal space, PixelPeen, reddit, Respect, self-control, Server, sexual harassment, shock, social norms, Women

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2158
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, building a cozy little house, when suddenly a naked man appears out of nowhere! But don’t worry, he’s not just any naked man – he’s a master builder who can create the most epic structures using only his bare hands (and maybe a few blocks of dirt).

Join our server for a chance to witness this wild phenomenon and see how the women of reddit react when faced with a naked man in the world of Minecraft. Will they run away in fear? Will they challenge him to a build-off? The possibilities are endless! So come on down and join the fun – just make sure to keep your armor on at all times, you never know when you might need protection from a naked builder.

KarmaCraft: Tales of Epic Hits

anecdote, comeuppance, consequences, Epic, Experience, fate, Hits, irony, Justice, Karma, KarmaCraft, Lesson, moral, payback, reddit, Retribution, Revenge, Story, Surprise, Tale, Tales, Twist, unexpected, unexpected outcome

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3361
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Emeralds Found:	2284	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Star Shards Collected:	156
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	866860	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers where karma is just a myth? Well, look no further because on our server, karma hits harder than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic adventures where karma is not just a concept, but a reality that will smack you in the face harder than a diamond sword. Build your dream castle only to have it crumble to the ground because you forgot to feed your virtual pet pig? That’s karma for you!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with mystical creatures like karma dragons and karma fairies who will either bless you with good fortune or curse you with bad luck depending on your deeds. So come join us and experience karma like never before in the world of Minecraft!

NukeCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, justification, Military Action, Minecraft, nuclear strike, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Opinion poll, Politics, public opinion, russia, SECURITY, Server, survey, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7642
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Crops Grown:	3900	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10

LOLZ come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian nuclear strike on Ukraine! We got crazy PvP battles that will make you feel like a true warrior, plus our custom plugins will blow your mind (literally)!

Join now and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while fighting off mobs with your trusty diamond sword. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure (and maybe a few creepers).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin! Who needs politics when you can have explosive fun in Minecraft?