From convincing players that diamonds grow on trees to claiming that creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle bugs, the fun never stops on our server. And if you’re feeling extra mischievous, why not try telling a child that Notch himself will personally deliver a stack of enchanted golden apples to their doorstep if they join our server? The possibilities are endless!
So come on down and join us for a wild ride of hilarity and mayhem. Who knows, you might just end up with a new favorite lie to tell the next time a child asks you a question!
But that’s not all! Our Minecraft server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny is hidden somewhere deep within its walls, waiting for a brave adventurer to claim it as their own.
So why waste your time eating boring old vegetables when you could be feasting on magical cake and embarking on epic quests for legendary loot? Join our Minecraft server today and start living the fantastical life you’ve always dreamed of!
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese, and build a castle out of rainbow-colored obsidian. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, you’ll be playing Minecraft in zero gravity while dodging space creepers and battling alien villagers.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of talking mushrooms who will trade you enchanted golden carrots for your most prized possessions. And rumor has it that if you can find the legendary diamond banana hidden deep within the server, you’ll gain the power to control time itself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!
Join us for a chance to uncover the most unbelievable stories your parents never told you about themselves. From secret double lives as ninja villagers to epic battles with Ender Dragons in their spare time, you’ll never look at your parents the same way again.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a bacon-eating contest. Will you be brave enough to take on this porky powerhouse?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, the truth is stranger than fiction, especially when it comes to your parents!
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored llamas come charging at you, demanding to be your loyal companions. But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can grant you three wishes if you can beat them in a game of parkour. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the TNT-wielding chickens).
But that’s not all – we also have a magical potion that turns creepers into friendly pet cats! No more worrying about those explosive green menaces, now they’ll just purr and cuddle up to you like a fluffy little ball of TNT.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a dive into our lava-filled volcano biome? Rumor has it there’s a secret treasure chest at the bottom filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. Just watch out for the fire-breathing dragons that guard it – they have a taste for noobs!
So come join us on our server and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality when you have a world this crazy to explore?
Why should you join our server? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the owner of this server once built a giant statue of themselves with the biggest dick you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Legend has it that players from all over the world come just to marvel at its sheer size and majesty.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Gang” – a group of players who have dedicated their lives to breeding the most powerful chickens in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that their chickens can lay diamonds instead of eggs.
So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself with the biggest dick in prison too.
Join us for a sleepover-themed adventure where you can build pillow forts, have virtual pizza parties, and even watch movies together in-game. Just make sure to have your virtual face masks and nail polish ready for a night of fun!
But beware, if you don’t follow our strict safety protocols, you might just anger the virtual parents and get banned from playing with your virtual friends. So come join us on our server and let’s have a sleepover you’ll never forget! #MinecraftSleepoverSafetyFirst
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly a group of villagers start a protest over the lack of coffee shops in the area. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground tunnel that leads to a disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons. The possibilities are endless!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the world-renowned Pig Racing Championships, where players can saddle up their favorite pig and compete for the title of fastest swine in the land. And don’t forget about our annual Ender Dragon fashion show, where contestants dress up their dragons in the latest trends from the Nether.
So if you’re ready to embrace the wacky and wonderful world of small town Minecraft living, join us today and prepare for a culture shock like no other!
| 1 | A whitelisted server with an easy application process. |
| 2 | A custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Video showcase of the map |
| 3 | A custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection to give you a vanilla+ experience with a focus around the Create mod. |
| 4 | A wiki allowing you to start your own lore. |
| 5 | The opportunity to go to war (in the context of lore) and if both parties agree. |
| 6 | An economy and land claiming system. |
Join the Discord server, apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!
We got creepers that will blow your mind and skeletons that will shoot your butt!
Forget about 2chan, come to our server where the memes are as spicy as a lava bucket!
Join now and experience the chaotic fun of building and trolling with your fellow anons!
Who needs real life when you can live in a pixelated paradise of madness and mayhem?
Don’t be a normie, join our server and embrace the insanity of Minecraft like never before!
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through drunken aunts, intense debates about capitals, and hilarious family dynamics. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama and comedy right here in our Minecraft world?
So come on in, grab a virtual drink (without any glass, we promise), and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, no poking the drunk bears – unless you’re prepared for the consequences!