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CraftyLiarz

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9827
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Have you ever told your friends you were a Minecraft pro, but in reality, you couldn’t even build a proper dirt hut? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can finally live out that lie and become the ultimate Minecraft legend! Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret society of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the hero you always pretended to be – join our server now and start living the Minecraft dream!

LieCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, biggest lie, confession, cover up, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, exaggeration, fabrication, falsehood, fib, Guilt, Honesty, Integrity, LieCraft, Minecraft, moral dilemma, secret, Server, tall tale, Trust, untruth, white lie

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9376
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Votes:	1919	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Have you ever told someone you were a pro Minecraft player when you actually couldn’t even craft a wooden pickaxe? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be as big of a liar as you want and still have a blast! Join us and spin tales of epic battles with Ender Dragons and secret underground bases filled with diamonds (even though you actually spend most of your time getting lost in caves). So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild – just remember, the bigger the lie, the better the adventure!

CraftyMinecrafters

BETRAYAL, conned, CraftyMinecrafters, Deceit, deceitful, Deception, dishonesty, duped, fabrication, falsehood, fib, half-truth, Manipulation, memorable lie, tall tale, Trickery, untruth, white lie, whopper

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	127
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Buildings Constructed:	33
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Have you ever been told that diamonds grow on trees in Minecraft? Well, on our server, they actually do! Join us and start your journey to becoming the richest player in the game by harvesting diamonds straight from our magical diamond trees.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music. Join them for a party like no other and show off your best dance moves while avoiding getting blown up.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss, the Ender Dragon, who is rumored to be a master at playing the kazoo. Defeat him and claim his kazoo for yourself, becoming the most musically talented player on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

RumorCraft Minecraft Server

backbiting, character assassination, defamation, dirty laundry, fabrication, false accusation, falsehood, gossip, hearsay, innuendo, malicious gossip, malicious talk, Minecraft, mudslinging, rumor mill, RumorCraft, scandal, Server, Slander, smear campaign, tall tale, untruth, worst rumor

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3890
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Star Shards Collected:	240
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual soap opera! Rumors fly faster than Endermen teleport and you never know what juicy gossip you’ll uncover next. Join us for a chance to be the star of your very own Minecraft drama! Who needs reality TV when you can have virtual drama right at your fingertips? Join now and let the rumors begin!

CraftyLiar Minecraft Server

absurd lie, CraftyLiar, deceitful lie, Deception, dishonesty, dumb lie, falsehood, fib, foolish lie, funny lie, idiotic lie, laughable lie, Minecraft, nonsensical lie, outrageous lie, preposterous lie, ridiculous lie, Server, silly lie, stupid lie, tall tale, unbelievable lie, white lie

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1638
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magic Items Found:	1457	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old lies and promises? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind with the most outrageous lies you’ve ever heard!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig! Yes, you heard that right, our pigs can fly and they will take you on the adventure of a lifetime.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary unicorn army that will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and gold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed by the most ridiculous lies you’ve ever heard in Minecraft history!

NoseyCraft Minecraft Server

Character, consequences, Deception, fable, fairy tale, fib, Honesty, hypothetical, lying.., MAGICAL, Minecraft, moral, nose growing, NoseyCraft, Paradox, pinocchio, puppet, Server, Story, tall tale, Truth, wooden boy, wooden puppet

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1047
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Players Killed by Monsters:	9990	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the impossible becomes possible and the absurd is just another Tuesday! Picture this: Pinocchio logging on to our server and declaring, “My nose will grow now.” Suddenly, the laws of physics and logic are thrown out the window as his nose starts growing at an exponential rate, spiraling out of control and knocking over trees, buildings, and unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, our server is equipped with a Nose Growth Control Squad (NGCS) to handle such emergencies.

Join us on this wild ride where you can build your own nose-themed castle, ride on flying pigs, and participate in epic nose-growing competitions. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to eternal nose growth and become the ruler of the server! So come on in and let your imagination run wild (and your nose too, if you dare).

CargoCraft Minecraft Server

AUGUST, Black sea, cargo turnover, CargoCraft, Economy, Exports, growth, Imports, INCREASE, Infrastructure, international trade, LOGISTICS, Maritime, Minecraft, Odessa, seaport, Server, shipping, statistics, Trade, Transportation, Ukraine, Vessels

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2953
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! This server is lit AF, like Ukraine doubling seaport cargo turnover in August level lit. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who wanted to be a pirate. So he joined this server and BAM, he became the captain of a ship full of diamonds and emeralds. True story, bro. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on this server, pigs can fly and chickens can do the moonwalk. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyPutin’sOilCo

$60 price cap, commodity prices, CraftyPutinsOilCo, CRUDE OIL, Drop, economic sanctions, ENERGY MARKET, energy policy, G-7, geopolitical factors, global economy, international trade, market trends, oil exports, OIL INDUSTRY, oil production, OPEC, price fluctuations, Prices, Russian oil, supply and demand

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1638
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4919	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Animals Bred:	137
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for you! come join our server where the russian oil prices drop faster than you can say “creeper”. why should you join, you ask? well let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a village. they became the richest player in all the land and ruled over everyone with an iron fist. but beware, for there are also dragons that roam the land, breathing fire and causing chaos. only the bravest players can defeat them and claim their treasure. so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become a legend in your own mind!

Back Pain Placebo Fun

alleviation, Alternative Medicine, Back pain treatment, chronic back pain, clinical trial, Fun, Healthcare, holistic healing, medical study, mind-body connection, non-pharmaceutical treatment, Pain, pain management, pain medication, pain relief, patient awareness, Patients, placebo, placebo effect, placebos, research, study, wellness

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3822
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mines Excavated:	4499
Dragon Scales Harvested:	299	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly all your back pain just disappears like magic! but get this, it’s not even real magic, it’s just placebos! like, you know they’re fake but they still work! it’s like a miracle or something, man. so if you wanna be pain-free and have a blast playing minecraft, you gotta join this server, trust me, it’s mind-blowing! plus, there’s this crazy story about a player who built a giant statue of a llama using only dirt blocks, and it became a sacred site that players from all over the world come to worship at. like, how insane is that? so come join us and be part of the madness, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

What are Minecraft servers like BattleAsya ?

Adventure, Asia, Community, Creative, Dedication, diligence, Economy, Events, Factions, Founded, long-term service, low latency, MCMMO, Minigames, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Region, Roleplay, Skyblock, Southeast Asia, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	198
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	671248
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Hypixel: One of the most popular Minecraft servers, Hypixel offers a wide range of game modes and minigames for players to enjoy. With a large player base and constant updates, Hypixel provides an immersive experience similar to BattleAsya .
Mineplex: Another well-known Minecraft server, Mineplex features a variety of unique games and challenges for players to tackle. With a strong community and regular events, Mineplex is a great choice for players looking for a dynamic experience like BattleAsya .
CubeCraft Games: CubeCraft Games is a server that offers a mix of classic and custom minigames for players to enjoy. With a focus on fun and competitive gameplay, CubeCraft Games provides a thrilling experience similar to BattleAsya .
The Hive: The Hive is a Minecraft server known for its diverse selection of games and welcoming community. With a focus on creativity and entertainment, The Hive offers an experience that is comparable to BattleAsya for players looking for a new server to explore.
2b2t: For players looking for a more challenging and chaotic experience, 2b2t is a server that offers anarchy gameplay with no rules or limitations. With a unique player-driven world and intense survival challenges, 2b2t provides an experience that is different but equally engaging compared to BattleAsya .

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DementiaCraft: Where you’ll forget your way home, but at least you’re alive! No-Reset server, age 25+, go insane together!

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5957
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	31	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18

DementiaCraft Server Overview

Description
DementiaCraft is a community, started by older players, where players aged 25 and above share a passion for building and exploring Minecraft. The server promotes respect, responsibility, and fun.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the minimum age requirement to join DementiaCraft?	Players must be 25 years old or above to join the server.
Is DementiaCraft a safe space?	Yes, DementiaCraft is a safe space that promotes kindness, consideration, inclusivity, and maturity.
Can I create content or stream on DementiaCraft?	Content creation is allowed after being an active member for at least 2 months. Join for the community, not for content creation.
How can I apply to join DementiaCraft?	Visit the DementiaCraft website and follow the join process instructions. Make sure to provide your Discord username accurately for contact.

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

age of consent, authorized, Boundaries, Community, controversial, debate, discussion, Edition, Ethics, forum, hebe, internet culture, Legality, Legalized, Loli, mature content, Minecraft, Paradise, PIXEL, Sensitive, Server, taboo, Thread, underage

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6010
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the authorized and legalized edition of chaos and madness! Join us for a wild ride where anything goes and rules are just a suggestion.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava. It was hilarious! Or how about the time we had a massive PvP battle where everyone was armed with nothing but carrots? It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that roams the land and drops diamonds wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, anything goes on our authorized and legalized edition of Minecraft!

Perfect Game Low Sales Minecraft SMP

advertising campaigns, competition analysis, consumer behavior, customer feedback, digital distribution., Game, game development, game reviews, gaming industry, low sales, market research, marketing strategy, Minecraft, online presence, perfect, perfect game, player-engagement, pricing strategy, promotional tactics, Revenue generation, Sales, sales performance, smp, target audience, video games

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8602
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to witness pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens leading rebellions against the players, and villagers starting their own underground casino. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret stash of enchanted diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like butter. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this legendary treasure and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

So why settle for the same old boring Minecraft experience when you can join our insane SMP and embark on the craziest adventure of your virtual life? Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, mayhem, and unforgettable moments!

WeddingReceptionRage Minecraft Server

addiction, business theft, Caregiver, college, custody battle, DAUGHTER, Divorce, embezzlement, ex wife, family drama, family dynamics, financial fraud, forgiveness, Minecraft, parenting, remarriage, sacrifice, second chances, Server, Tough Decisions, wedding expenses, wedding reception, WeddingReceptionRage

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3738
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Emeralds Found:	9534	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with betrayal, embezzlement, and family drama that will make your head spin!

Our server is like no other, with a backstory that involves stolen millions, shady business deals, and a family feud that would put the Hatfields and McCoys to shame. Will you choose to side with the ex-wife’s family or the betrayed husband? The choice is yours, but beware of forged documents and fake signatures along the way!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of unemployability, identity theft, and prescription drug addiction all within the confines of our virtual world. And don’t forget the wedding drama – attend a ceremony where half the guests are from the ex-wife’s family, and see if you can navigate the awkwardness without causing a scene.

So why wait? Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions and a gameplay experience like no other. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips?

CraftyBedLayinAITA

assertive communication, Assertiveness, Boundaries, communication breakdown, CraftyBedLayinAITA, disrespectful in-laws, emotional release, emotional state, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family dynamics, Liberation, marital conflict, MIL drama, personal boundaries, relationship boundaries, Self Respect, self-advocacy, setting limits, standing up for myself, toxic relationships

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8099
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Are you tired of dealing with pesky in-laws who just won’t quit? Join our Minecraft server and take out all your frustrations in a virtual world! Build a fortress to keep them out, or unleash your wrath with TNT cannons! Show them who’s boss in a safe and pixelated environment.

Our server is the perfect place to let off steam and stand up for yourself, just like one player who finally had enough of their mother-in-law’s antics. They stood their ground, spoke their mind, and now they’re feeling liberated and ready to take on anything – even a horde of creepers!

Join us and unleash your inner warrior against annoying in-laws, passive-aggressive comments, and family drama. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to conquer? Let’s build, battle, and break free from the chains of family dysfunction together!

TwinTowers911 Minecraft SMP

2001, 9/11, american history, disbelief, emotional impact, historical event, Memories, Minecraft, national security, new york city, personal experience, Planes, Remembrance, September 11, shock, smp, terrorist attack, Tragedy, Twin Towers, TwinTowers911, unforgettable day, united states, where were you, world trade center

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5152
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and relive the chaos of September 11, 2001! Build your own twin towers and see if you can survive the plane crashes (spoiler alert: you can’t). But don’t worry, we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the explosions and conspiracy theories. Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!