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| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 394 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 95 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Looking to build a water tower taller than your neighbor’s ego? Look no further! Join us and embark on a hilarious journey of crafting 4x4x20 blocks out of sheer determination and a sprinkle of magic dust.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the water tower is actually a secret portal to a dimension where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Can your makeshift 4×4 tower withstand the weight of 2000lbs of water, or will it collapse in a spectacularly disastrous fashion? Only one way to find out – join us and witness the chaos unfold!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the absurdity begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a talking chicken who gives out life advice in exchange for seeds. The possibilities are as endless as the laughter you’ll share with fellow players. See you in the game, and don’t forget your magic dust!
