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Short Date Quest 1.21.4
Yo, bro, forget about dating shorties, join our Minecraft server instead! I mean, who needs a girlfriend when you can have virtual blocks to play with, am I right? Plus, on our server, you can build a giant statue of yourself towering over all the other players to assert your dominance. Who needs a girlfriend when you can have a virtual harem of pixelated chickens following you around everywhere? And let’s be real, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword that never lets you down? Join our server now and say goodbye to dating drama forever! -
Blocky Boys and AK47s: The Ultimate Minecraft Server Experience
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is the same height? Look no further! Our server is so wild, we measure height in AK47s! That’s right, if you’re not taller than 2 AK47s, you won’t even make the cut! Join us for a crazy adventure where the only thing taller than our players is the amount of fun we have. Who needs a tape measure when you’ve got guns, am I right? So come on down and see if you measure up to the competition (literally)! -
Whispering Pines SMP
[SMP] [No land claiming] [PVP] [Not anarchy!]
Hello we are a 3 year running survival smp server, just updated to 1.21 with a map reset, all new players welcome. This is the closest you’ll get to simple survival, where our aim is to keep things simplistic and fun, server has many features. Come and join, it’s just like old times! Rules: 1]Be polite and nice to everyone. 2]Swearing is allowed but be moderate, younger people play here too. 3]Griefing and PVP is ALLOWED! It’s your job to run and hide your stuff. Grow up.(Does not mean you can grief spawn). 4]Hacking or exploiting is not allowed. GIVE US A CHANCE! WE WONT DISSAPOINT!
31.214.161.7:26278
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☀️ Sunburned SMP: Survival – now with fishy fashion and enchanting challenges! Join in the sunburn fun with PvP and world expansions! 🐟🎣🏹🔥
Shaded Minecraft Server
Server IP play.shaded.gg Discord Join our Discord TikTok Follow us on TikTok Hello, fellow Minecrafters! 🎉 Are you ready to embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Shaded, the ultimate SMP survival server that’s taking the Minecraft world by storm in 2024! 🌍💥
Frequently Asked Questions
1. How do I join the server?
To join Shaded, simply copy and paste the IP address play.shaded.gg into your Minecraft client.
2. Are there any custom features on the server?
Yes, Shaded offers various custom features including a Fishing Log, Lobster Pots, PvP Arena, Land Claiming, Custom Gear, Economy, and more.
3. How can I earn free ranks, kits, and perks?
You can earn free ranks, kits, and perks by voting on the server. Simply participate in voting to receive these rewards.
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Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things soft yuri!Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and of course, indulging in some steamy yuri romance with your fellow players. Who needs diamonds when you can have a girlfriend in Minecraft, am I right?
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground yuri cult that worships the goddess of love and rainbows. Rumor has it that if you join the cult, you’ll gain special powers like the ability to turn all your enemies into cute anime girls.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our soft yuri paradise and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way!
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Astro Bot is Better Than Mario Galaxy in Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of living in a boring old world where people think Mario Galaxy is better than Astro Bot? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players who know the truth – Astro Bot is the superior game! We have secret underground bases filled with Astro Bot memorabilia and we hold daily debates on why Mario Galaxy doesn’t even compare. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself is a secret member of our server and he only plays as Astro Bot in-game. So come join us and experience the true greatness of Astro Bot in Minecraft form! -
NoSneakyVisitors Minecraft Server
Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful guests who leave your house a mess? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape where you never have to worry about wet bed linen in the washing machine or garbage left in the trash can without a bag. Our server is clean, fun, and full of surprises!Just like the time my boyfriend’s brother’s friends came over for a weekend and left a trail of chaos in their wake. But fear not, on our server, you can kick out any unruly guests with just a click of a button. No more strangers sweating on your virtual couch or making you feel uncomfortable in your own virtual home.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind. We promise a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Don’t be an asshole, join us today!
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PartyBlockNoMore
Are you tired of hosting boring parties for your family? Do you want to spice things up and show off your party planning skills? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for epic virtual parties where you can plan menus, decorate, and even play games like virtual karaoke!Forget about the drama of real-life family parties where people show up early, shame you for not being ready, and eat all your food before leaving early. On our server, you can host the perfect party without any unwanted guests ruining your fun.
So why wait? Join our server now and show your family how a real party is done – Minecraft style! Plus, no one will judge you for not being ready on time or eating all the food before the party even starts. It’s a win-win!
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StealMyDiamonds Minecraft SMP
Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll see players trying to steal the most ridiculous things like someone’s pet chicken or even a block of dirt! Our server is full of crazy antics and wild adventures, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll witness next. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground base where players hoard all the rarest items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond horse armor. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion, come join us and see what madness awaits!