talksport funny – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

PetlessCraft

Alternative pets, animal companions, Animal replacements, Animals, domestic animals, exotic pets, Future pets, Next pet, Non-traditional pets, Pet alternatives, Pet choices, pet decisions, Pet options, pet ownership, pet preferences, Pet selection, Pet substitutes, PetlessCraft, Pets, Uncommon pets, unique pets

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where dogs and cats have mysteriously vanished from the world! But fear not, because now you have the opportunity to choose from a whole new array of bizarre and fantastical creatures to be your loyal companions. From fire-breathing dragons to teleporting unicorns, the possibilities are endless!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find and tame these mythical creatures. Want a pet that can shoot lasers from its eyes? We’ve got you covered. How about a pet that can transform into a giant robot? Done and done.

But be warned, these new pets come with their own set of challenges. Imagine trying to house train a three-headed hydra or teaching a griffin how to fetch. It’s chaos, it’s madness, and it’s all waiting for you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring old dogs and cats and say hello to a world of fantastical creatures and ridiculous adventures. Join our server today and let the pet-taming madness begin!

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PrisonCamCraft

Conflict Resolution, diplomatic agreements, false claims, Filming, hostage crisis, hostage deal, hostage negotiation, hostage situation, international relations, Israeli guards, Middle East conflict, Négotiation, peace negotiations, political tensions, PrisonCamCraft, prisoner release, prisoners, releases, security footage, security measures, video evidence

so like, u know how u always get those false claims from prisoners about being treated badly by guards? well, on our server, we film everything to make sure that doesn’t happen! we got israeli guards, they’re like the best at making sure everything is fair and square. plus, during hostage deal releases, things can get pretty intense, so u gotta come check it out! u never know what crazy stuff will happen next on our server. join now for a wild ride!

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New Server IP
Dasher

Adventure, alliances, Bedwars, Challenges, Community, cooperation, creativity, Cross-Play, Custom Plugins, custom-made world, Dynamic economy, Economy, Events, Exploration, Faction, Mini Games, multiplayer, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Shops, Survival, Trade, vibrant, War

Welcome to Dasher, a survival multiplayer experience like no other! Dive into a vibrant, ever-evolving world with friends and players from across the globe. Build, survive, and explore in a custom-made world full of exciting adventures, unique challenges, and endless opportunities.

Key Features:

Survival Mode: Experience the classic Minecraft survival with a twist! Gather resources, build communities, and conquer the world. Custom Plugins & Events: Participate in monthly challenges, mini-games, and server-wide events that keep the adventure fresh and exciting. Dynamic Economy: Trade with fellow players, create shops, and become the wealthiest on the server. Faction & PvP: Form alliances, protect your land, or wage war for dominance. Community Focused: Our community is built on creativity and cooperation—whether you’re building sprawling cities, forming guilds, or embarking on epic quests, you’re never alone. Are you ready to explore, create, and leave your mark on the world? Join The Dasher SMP today!

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Searching for active members:P Realms

Active, bedrock, biome effects, blocks, Chill, DECORATE, Food, Friends, Fun, Furniture, hard mode, members, membersP, Minecraft, Modded, new, Play, Realms, SEARCHING, Server, Survival, teamwork

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Realm Context	• Really Chill, no crazy loco stuff • Hard Mode • Moderately Modded (e.g. furniture, more blocks, food variety to decorate, biome effects…more) • Make friends • Teamwork • Survival since the beginning • Bedrock

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement for the server?	Yes, all players must be 18 years or older.
How long has the server been active?	The server has been active for less than a month.
What kind of gameplay can I expect?	The server offers a chill environment with hard mode survival, moderately modded features, and an emphasis on teamwork and making friends.
Who is the admin of the server?	The admin can answer any questions you may have and is looking forward to welcoming new members.
How can I join the server?	If you’re interested, reach out to the admin for more information on joining the server.

Momo’s Oasis 1.21.1

1.21.1, adorable, Beloved, Captivating, charming, cute, delightful, Enchanting, endearing, Favorite, Heartwarming, Joyful, lovable, memorable, Momo, momos, Oasis, one of a kind, refreshing character, refreshing personality, Special, SWEET, Unique

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s like, totally lit, bro.

Like, imagine playing on a server where Momo is the main character. Momo is like, the cutest thing ever, dude.

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate cuteness overload. Momo will make your heart melt, I swear.

Forget all those boring servers, this one is where the real fun is at. Momo is the way to go, my dude.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let Momo bring some adorableness into your Minecraft world. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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New Server IP
BlockBaeBetrayer

BlockBaeBetrayer, Boyfriend, Breakup, Communication, Confrontation, Deception, delivery driver, dishonesty, ending things, Honesty, honesty in relationships, Job, lying.., relationship, Stability, success, Tech, Trust, trust issues

Are you tired of being lied to by your significant other? Do you crave honesty and transparency in your relationships? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world where everyone tells the truth…or do they?

Embark on epic quests to uncover the secrets of your fellow players, like that one guy who claimed he built a castle in a day (spoiler alert: he actually used creative mode). Will you trust your friends or will you uncover their deceitful ways? The choice is yours on our server where the truth is stranger than fiction.

So come join us and leave the lies behind. Who knows, you might even find your true love in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

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New Server IP
NuttyMinecraftSMP

(Audio), Choice, decision, discussion, FANTASY, funny, humor, hypothetical, imagination, nutting, NuttyMinecraftSMP, orgasm, Personal, Pleasure, poll, question.., quirky, reddit, satisfaction, sound effect, Unique

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you ask? Because every time they mined a block, a chorus of angels sang in perfect harmony. And every time they found diamonds, a choir of cats meowed in delight. It was truly a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered friends with an iron wing. If you join our server, you may have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a duel and claim his throne for yourself. Just imagine the bragging rights!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, every time you nut, a creeper explodes in the distance. It’s a real blast!

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New Server IP
RespawnRiddle

Afterlife, afterworld, beyond the grave, Consciousness, death, eternal rest, Eternity, existential questions, funeral rites, ghostly encounters, Heaven, Hell, judgment day, Life after death., mortality, Near Death Experience, Reincarnation, religious beliefs, RespawnRiddle, Soul, SPIRITUAL

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Rumor has it that when you die in our server, you actually respawn in a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs. But be warned, the only way to escape this wacky afterlife is to complete a series of ridiculous challenges set by the evil llama king. Are you brave enough to take on the llama king and discover the truth behind what happens after we die? Join our server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

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New Server IP
KiwiCraft City – Build, Explore, Laugh!

2010s, affordable housing, BUILD, city, Explore, high density housing, housing affordability, housing crisis, housing density, housing development, housing market, housing policy, housing supply, KiwiCraft, LAUGH, medium-density housing, metropolitan area, MUNICIPALITY, new zealand, rent reduction, residential land, upzoning, Urban planning, Wellington, zoning regulations

LOL COME JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE TURNED 80% OF DA LAND INTO HOUSING FOR OUR PIXEL PEOPLE! RENTS ARE DOWN 21% Y’ALL! YOU CAN BUILD A CRAZY HIGH-RISE OR A FANCY MANSION, WHATEVER FLOATS YO BOAT! WE GOT PIXEL REAL ESTATE FOR DAYS, COME BE A PIXEL LANDLORD AND MAKE DAT VIRTUAL CASH FLOW! LET’S TURN DIS SERVER INTO A PIXEL CITY OF DREAMS! #HOUSINGCRISISWHO? #MINECRAFTREALTY

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New Server IP
Epic Quest Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, arousal, Balls, Climax, desire, Epic, Erotic, EXCITEMENT, explicit, INTIMATE, Lust, Naughty, passionate, Pleasure, Provocative, Quest, raging hardon, Realms, seductive, Sensual, sexual desire, stimulation, Tongue

Yo, listen up you pixelated peasants! If you ain’t joining this Minecraft server, you’re missing out on the wildest ride of your life. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you.

First off, we got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring collection. You’ll be swimming in bling, baby!

Secondly, our mobs are straight-up party animals. You think creepers are scary? Nah, they just wanna dance the night away with you.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins. We got one that turns your pickaxe into a magic wand that shoots out fireworks. Yeah, you heard me right.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. And remember, tongue my balls. Wait, what? Ignore that last part. Just join the server, okay?

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