PatriotCraft – Defend Ukraine!

arms deal, Conflict, cooperation, DEFEND, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, i24NEWS, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile defense, negotiations, PatriotCraft, patriots, Report, SECURITY, strategic partnership, talks, Transfer, Ukraine

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9666
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Potions Brewed:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Yo, so like, this server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers, okay? We got Patriots flying around like crazy, like we’re talking about the football team or something. But nah, these Patriots are like, protecting our land from creepers and zombies and stuff.

We’re in talks with Israel to transfer up to 8 of these bad boys to Ukraine, like, who even does that in Minecraft? Only us, baby! Join our server and witness the epic showdown between Patriots and mobs. It’s like a superhero movie, but in block form.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have unlimited virtual snacks. Who wouldn’t want that, amirite?

PatriotCraft – Defend Kyiv!

Allies, arms deal, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, DEFEND, Defense, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, kyiv, Military, missile defense, nato, negotiations, Patriot systems, PatriotCraft, SECURITY, strategic partnership, talks, Ukraine, US

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7151
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	297	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Zombie Dances:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6860	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	334
Ores Mined:	7239	Astral Projections Made:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukraine, us, and israel sending patriot systems to kyiv for ultimate protection against creepers and zombies!!! 😂🤣

imagine fighting off mobs with actual missile defense systems, talk about taking survival mode to the next level! plus, you never know when a real-life war might break out and you’ll need those patriot systems to defend your blocky creations.

join now for the most intense and chaotic minecraft experience you’ll ever have, trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! 🔥💣🚀 #minecraftwarfare #patriotdefense #blockyprotection

NuclearCraft: Jens NATO Standby

arms control, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, global politics, International security, jens, Jens Stoltenberg, Military, military alliances, nato, nuclear arms race., Nuclear deterrence, nuclear policy, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, NuclearCraft, political negotiations, standby, strategic planning, talks, world peace

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2716
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

so, like, imagine this, right? our minecraft server is so epic, even jens stoltenberg from nato is talkin’ about it! they wanna put nuclear weapons on standby just to protect the awesomeness of our server, can you believe it? like, who needs nukes when you got creepers and zombies to worry about, right? come join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft experience ever! plus, if you join now, you might even get a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against the evil ender dragon. yea, we got flying pigs, no big deal. so what are you waiting for? join now before jens stoltenberg nukes us all!

EUkraineCraft Minecraft Server

accession, Agreement, Commission, eastern europe, Economic, EU, EUkraineCraft, European Commission, european union, Expansion, integration, Join, MEMBERSHIP, Minecraft, Moldova, negotiations, Partnership, Political, process, Ready, Server, Start, talks, Ukraine

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	295
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9780
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

OMG u guys, dis server is like the Ukraine and Moldova of Minecraft servers, ready to join the EU of epicness! Commission says it’s gonna be LIT AF! Join now for a chance to negotiate your way to the top and become a Minecraft legend. We promise there will be no boring political talks, just pure fun and chaos. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a special power-up that turns all your enemies into chickens. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Yo, we made a modded server with a bunch of dudes but not too many people, join our fun adventure! Version 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, bisect hosting, BUILD, bunch, Casual, Community, Dudes, Forge, FRIDAY, Friends, Fun, group, INN, Join, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Opening, people, Premium, PvE, Server, smp, Starting, Survival, talks, Version, Whitelist

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4377
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival with SMP and mods
Mods	Lighweight mods, more information available upon request
Server Opening	Friday (planned)
Server Version	Forge 1.20.1
Hosting Provider	Bisect Hosting Premium

FAQ

Q: What kind of mods are installed on the server?

A: The server has light mods installed. If you want more information about specific mods, please send me a PM.

Q: How many players are currently on the server?

A: The server has a small group of friends playing on it, but we are open to welcoming new players to join the community.

Q: Can I join the server?

A: Yes, you can join the server. Feel free to PM me if you are interested in joining.

Q: When will the server be officially opened?

A: The server is planned to be opened on Friday. Stay tuned for updates!

Q: How do I connect to the server?

A: You can connect to the server using the server IP address provided by the host, Bisect Hosting Premium.

GreedyCraft: Where Money Talks and Blocks Walk

administrator, blocks, close, Company, cost, earnings, Exe, Expectations, Feedback, Going Down, going up, greedy, greedy_V1.4, GreedyCraft, Meeting, mid year, MONEY, Numbers, Prepare, Revert, RUN, Shutdown, stonks, talks, walk

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2167
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Star Shards Collected:	55

Join our Minecraft server where we promise to make your numbers go up at all costs! Our company is so greedy that we even have a program called even_more_greedy.exe that we run as administrators to ensure maximum profits. But beware, sometimes things go wrong and the numbers start going down instead! Don’t worry though, we quickly shut it down and revert back to normal. So come join us and experience the thrill of playing on a server run by the most greedy company out there. And who knows, maybe you’ll witness the launch of our even_more_greedy_V1.4.exe program!

CraftyCreators

achievement, Advancements, appreciation, contributions, CraftyCreators, Creators, GROUNDBREAKING, History, Humanity, Impact, innovation, inspiration, inventions, Legacy, Overlooked, perseverance, Pioneers, progress, Unrecognized, unsung heroes, visionaries

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8793
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8219	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

so, like, you know how some peeps make cool stuff but then, like, no one really appreciates it until, like, way later? well, this server is, like, the opposite of that! we got, like, the most amazing builds and creations that will blow your mind, and you get to see them RIGHT NOW! no waiting around for, like, centuries or whatever. plus, we got, like, secret hidden treasures and mysteries to uncover that will keep you coming back for more. so, like, join this server and be a part of history in the making, but, like, right now!

BirdCityEvolution

Biodiversity, bird behavior, Bird communities, bird conservation, BirdCityEvolution, city birds, city wildlife, ecological impact, European cities, evolutionary traits, species diversity, urban biodiversity, urban bird populations, urban development, urban ecology, urban ecosystems, urban environments, urban habitats, Urban planning, urban wildlife, urbanization

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3045
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	47
Love Letters Sent:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Enchantments Applied:	151	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	330	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

so, like, have you ever wondered about the evolution of BIRDS in EUROPEAN cities? well, on our server, we have this INSANE theory that the bird communities in the denser parts of cities have, like, LESS unique evolutionary traits than in the less dense areas.

join our server to uncover the MYSTERY of why these birds are so BASIC in the city! maybe they just like the fast food and tall buildings, who knows? come on, it’s a WILD ride of discovery and LOLZ.

plus, we have, like, flying pigs and talking cows, so why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s make some bird friends and figure out why they’re so BORING in the city!

EuroOriental Minecraft Server

assimilation, cultural diversity, cultural exchange, cultural sensitivity, culturally enriching, episode, EuroOriental, Europe, european identity, Globalization, immigration, integration, last decades, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, orientalist, Political Correctness, racism, rapefugee, Refugee Crisis, Server, societal issues, Xenophobia

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1706
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that lack excitement and adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with culturally orientalist enriching experiences that will leave you questioning reality. Our server is so insane that even the creepers are scared to explode!

Embark on quests to save the world from evil Ender Dragons who have been brainwashed by evil sheep. Build your own empire and defend it from raiding parties of zombie villagers who just want to borrow a cup of sugar (and your brains).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Rapefugee Village, where you can trade with villagers from far-off lands and learn their unique customs. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure that will make you the richest player in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

YellowWife Minecraft Server

desire, dream, longing, love, Marriage, Minecraft, partner, relationship, Server, Significant Other, Spouse, Wife, wish, Yellow, yellow dream, yellow love, yellow marriage, yellow partner, yellow relationship, yellow significant other, yellow spouse, yellow wife, YellowWife

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6145
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Animals Bred:	151	Towns Built:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers alone? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the main goal is to find a yellow wife! That’s right, we have a rare breed of pixelated villagers who are all decked out in yellow and ready to be your in-game spouse. Build a house, go on adventures, and maybe even start a pixelated family with your new yellow wife. Who needs diamonds when you can have a yellow wife by your side? Join now and start your quest for love in the world of blocks and pixels!

SisMomHypnoFight

child support, communication breakdown, controversy, custody, double standards, family dynamics, family relationships, Father’s Day, Gender Roles, Hypocrite, judgment, misunderstanding, mother’s day, online etiquette, parenting, sibling conflict, single mom, SisMomHypnoFight, social media drama, spousal support, Support

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7388
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ores Mined:	9082	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server where we celebrate all types of parents, whether they’re single, co-parenting, or just trying to survive the chaos of raising kids.

We’ve got players who will argue over the most ridiculous things, just like your sister and her Mother’s Day meltdown. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of spousal support (in the form of in-game items) to help you through those tough parenting moments.

Join now and experience the thrill of being called a misogynistic ass by someone who just can’t handle a little friendly banter. It’s all in good fun, right? Right?! So come on down and see if you’ve got what it takes to survive the drama on our server.

ChestlessCraft

body image, body positivity, body shaming, ChestlessCraft, Confidence, emotional well being, flat-chested, Gender norms, Insecurity, male insecurities, Masculinity, Men, mental health, personal growth, physical appearance, self esteem, self worth, self-perception, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2787
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Votes:	2722	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest and flattest chests in allll the landddd. u wont find bigger chests anywhere else, trust me.

we have a secret underground chest society where we hoard all the rarest items and treasures. u gotta prove urself worthy to gain access to our chests.

rumor has it that one time, someone found a diamond the size of a house in our chests. true story bro.

so if u wanna flex ur chest muscles and show off ur loot, join our server now. but beware, the chests are always watching 👀

United we stand, but only until we start PvP in Unity SMP!

age 16+, Anti-Xray Features, Bluemap, Community Builds, community feel, creative freedom, Discord, Double Shulker Shell Drops, elytra trims, Experienced Leadership, Fabric 1.20.6, Freedom to Build, Hermitcraft-Style Community, Join Unity SMP Discord, Ledger, No World Border Limit, one player sleeping, PvP, Safe and Fair Play, shopping district, smp, Stand, Start, United, Unity, voice chat

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1490
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Buildings Constructed:	39
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Unity SMP: Your Ultimate Minecraft Experience

Server Details:

Version	Fabric 1.20.6
Features	Voice Chat: Communicate seamlessly with fellow players. BlueMap: Navigate the world with ease. One Player Sleeping: Skip the night without everyone needing to sleep. Elytra Trims: Customize your elytra for a unique look. Double Shulker Shell Drops: Boost your storage capacity. No World Border Limit: Endless exploration awaits. Hermitcraft-Style Community: Enjoy a friendly, collaborative atmosphere. Freedom to Build: Create whatever your heart desires. Anti-Xray Features: Keep the game fair for everyone. Ledger: Track block placements and breakings to maintain integrity. Shopping District: Trade and shop in a thriving community market. Community Builds: Participate in exciting, collaborative projects.

Version

Fabric 1.20.6

Features

Voice Chat: Communicate seamlessly with fellow players.
BlueMap: Navigate the world with ease.
One Player Sleeping: Skip the night without everyone needing to sleep.
Elytra Trims: Customize your elytra for a unique look.
Double Shulker Shell Drops: Boost your storage capacity.
No World Border Limit: Endless exploration awaits.
Hermitcraft-Style Community: Enjoy a friendly, collaborative atmosphere.
Freedom to Build: Create whatever your heart desires.
Anti-Xray Features: Keep the game fair for everyone.
Ledger: Track block placements and breakings to maintain integrity.
Shopping District: Trade and shop in a thriving community market.
Community Builds: Participate in exciting, collaborative projects.

Why Join Unity SMP?

Reasons	Experienced Leadership: Managed by a seasoned server owner with years of expertise. Community Feel: Connect with like-minded players in a supportive environment. Creative Freedom: Express your creativity without limits. Safe and Fair Play: Anti-cheat measures to ensure a fun and fair experience for all.

Requirements:

Age	16+
Discord	Join our Discord community to apply and stay connected.

Ready to Join?

Click the link to apply and start your Unity SMP journey today: Join Unity SMP Discord

Unleash your creativity, explore boundless worlds, and become a part of a vibrant Minecraft community at Unity SMP. We can’t wait to see what you’ll build!

CraftyNijiServer

being bullied, bullying claims, claim being bullied, clique mentality, CraftyNijiServer, get terminated, going against the clique, graduated, join Nijisanji, joining nijisanji, Nijisanji, nijisanji graduation, predictable, predictable outcomes, profit, profit from being bullied, profit motive, purposefully go against the clique, terminated

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3169
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	38
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate rebellion against the clique! You’ll have the chance to purposefully go against the norm, get terminated or “graduated” (whatever that means), and then claim you were bullied for maximum drama and profit! It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that craziness? Join now and stir up some virtual chaos!

NijiCraft EN – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Denauth, ethyria, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, Minecraft, minecraft server, NijiCraft, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN General, NIJISANJI EN Minecraft Server, Nijisanji EN streams, Nijisanji EN Twitter accounts, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, Server, Teamup Schedule, ttt, twitter, Ultimate, xsoleil

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9577
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ores Mined:	5275
Holy Grails Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Towns Built:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where you can join in on the chaos with the Nijisanji EN crew!

Imagine mining for diamonds with Petra Gurin while she serenades you with her enchanting voice. Or building a castle with Rosemi Lovelock, only to have it mysteriously turn into a giant cake thanks to her magical powers.

But that’s not all – join Ethyria and witness Millie Parfait’s epic battles against the Ender Dragon, while Enna Alouette and Reimu Endou create a pixel art masterpiece of epic proportions.

And don’t even get us started on ILUNA – where Maria Mari0nette will lead you on a quest to find the legendary Golden Apple, while Scarle Yonaguni and RenZott0 team up to take on the Wither in a battle for the ages.

With so many crazy adventures and hilarious moments waiting for you on our server, why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

ToiletSeatCleaner Minecraft Server

adulting, bathroom, Boundaries, Boyfriend, cleaning, cleanliness, cleanliness standards, Communication, Confrontation, consideration, domestic issues, Frustration, habits, hygiene, living together, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Poop, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, toilet seat, ToiletSeatCleaner

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2103
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Emeralds Found:	1179	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Divine Spears Created:	27	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Are you tired of dealing with poop on the toilet seat every single time your boyfriend goes to the bathroom? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from this crappy situation! Join us for a poop-free gaming experience where you can build, mine, and explore without any unwanted surprises in the bathroom.

Our server is the ideal place for anyone who is tired of cleaning up after their significant other’s messy bathroom habits. Say goodbye to screaming matches over poop on the toilet seat and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the poop drama behind for good. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the solution to all your bathroom woes? Don’t be the asshole for screaming at your boyfriend, just join us and game on without any poop-related distractions!

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