Talking MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Blocky Boot Camp: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

fear, Reply, action, law, CREEPERS

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where taking action is not only frowned upon, but also illegal! That’s right, we take our no-action policy very seriously. Thinking about breaking this rule? Think again, because even thinking about it will soon be against the law.

Join us if you’re looking for a server where you can peacefully mine and build without any pesky action getting in the way. Our community is dedicated to upholding the law and ensuring that no one even dares to think about taking action.

So come on, join us and experience the thrill of obeying the law in the most ridiculous way possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so law-abiding and hilarious at the same time?

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CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be dead’ in a hilarious twist! Join us for epic adventures and laughs!

quiet time, Epic, Dead, love, Join

>be me >finally finish building my epic castle in Minecraft >ready to show it off to the world >log into this insane Minecraft server >immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot >he tells me that this server is ruled by a group of friendly but mischievous pandas >pandas have a strict “no griefing, only goofing” policy >join a group of players on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted carrot >we battle evil chickens and ride on flying llamas >finally find the carrot and are rewarded with a disco party in the Nether >best Minecraft server ever, 10/10 would recommend for a wild and wacky adventure

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ThreadCraft: Where /v/ Finally Stops Talking and Starts Playing!

ThreadCraft, video games, hobby, gaming discussions, Coworkers

Are you tired of being called a normie for talking about video games? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can let your gaming flag fly high and proud! No more hiding your love for gaming, no more pretending to be interested in boring office talk. Join us and let your gaming freak flag fly!

On our server, you can build the most epic gaming-themed creations, like a giant pixel art of your favorite video game character or a replica of your dream gaming setup. Show off your gaming skills and impress your friends with your mad building abilities.

But that’s not all! We have special events where you can battle it out in epic PvP matches or team up with your fellow gamers to take on challenging quests. And who knows, you might even stumble upon hidden Easter eggs that will lead you to secret treasure chests filled with rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your inner gamer shine bright like a diamond sword!

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CraftyAF Server – ‘>be me’ Edition! PVP, Minigames, and meme-tastic fun! Join the pixel party now!

art block, control, bullying, Support, SUICIDE

Are you tired of dealing with real life bullies and trying to explain your struggles to people who just don’t get it? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can be whoever you want without any judgement!

Need a break from the pressures of real life? Come build your own world where you can draw cute anime girls all day long with no art block in sight! And the best part? No one will ever tell you to “just control” your feelings because on this server, we understand and support you no matter what.

So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to all your real-life problems. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, right? So come on over and let’s have a blast together! Trust me, it’s way better than pulling the trigger.

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FumebeledCraft: Where rare bags are effing awesome! #GameOn

Awesome, I, software engineering, bags, Drinking

> Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of unexpected encounters just like this one! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate while building epic structures and mining for diamonds.

> Picture this: you’re mining for resources deep underground when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden cavern filled with mysterious creatures. Only on our server will you encounter such thrilling adventures!

> And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the vast world of our server. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in the game?

> So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Don’t miss out on the chance to create unforgettable memories and maybe even find true love in the most unexpected of places!

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Minecraft Mania Madness: Micomet Shillarama! Join the LOLzy fun on our high traffic server now! Go go go!

dynamic, hype, fan favorite, IDOLS, Fun

Are you tired of boring, overhyped Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the Micomet of the Minecraft world – constantly collabing, hanging out, and making waves! You’ll be seeing more of us than you do of OkaKoro’s epic wedding in that Cover MV. Join us for a server experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as a Hololive stream! (Disclaimer: OkaKoro fans, please don’t come for us, we love them too!)

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Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

ranking rerun, EXILIUM, irradiant awakening, Isolation Forest, bugmen

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us for epic adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

Forget logging in from Facebook or Google, bind your account to a Sunborn ID and enter a world like no other. Our server is filled with wild characters, hilarious quests, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

From battling giant spiders to exploring hidden dungeons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And with events like the New Year Gale and Halloween 2024, you’ll always have something new to look forward to.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates along the way. See you in the game, if you dare!

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Why are all TV shows about violence? – Minecraft SMP

shows, Entertainment, society, controversial, television

Tired of watching TV shows about violence? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only violence you’ll see is when someone accidentally punches a chicken instead of feeding it seeds! Our server is a peaceful paradise where the biggest drama is deciding who gets the last slice of virtual cake. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop fun and ridiculousness. Who needs TV when you can have this much entertainment in Minecraft?

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AwkwardlyAcceptable – Minecraft SMP

peer pressure, conformity, odd, AwkwardlyAcceptable, BIZARRE

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is anything but ordinary!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper Disco,” where players can show off their best dance moves while avoiding exploding creepers on the dance floor.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those exploding creepers)!

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CraftyNoobsBegone

Frustration, patience wearing thin, same old questions, annoying questions, worn out

Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t left your house in days because you’re too busy building the most epic Minecraft castle known to man? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never have to explain your addiction to pixelated blocks again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge you to a build battle. So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to impress the legendary Herobrine with your blocky creations!

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