PixelatedBanter Minecraft SMP

22 years old, 6’5, Chat, Conversation, crazy, funny, height, INSANE, meme, Minecraft, pic related, PixelatedBanter, Shocking.., smp, social media, Talking, Tall, tall woman, UNBELIEVABLE, viral, Wild, WOMAN, young

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1099
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magic Items Found:	3847

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is run by a 6’5″ crazy 22-year-old who will keep you on your toes at all times! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans this giant will get up to next! Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us now for the ultimate Minecraft experience.

PoleCraft: Where Phones Are Poles

abbreviate, abbreviation, Communication, Conversation, INSTANCES, Language, linguistics, Phone, PHONES, PoleCraft, Poles, Shorten, spoken, Talking, Technology, telecommunication, telephone, telephone poles, terminology, VERBAL, Words, Written

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3208
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Alien Abductions:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Animals Bred:	100
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ores Mined:	4845
Dragon Scales Harvested:	471	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got telephone poles errwhere! u can climb em, swing from em, pretend ur tarzan or just chillax on top like a boss. we even got a secret underground base where u can talk to aliens on ur phone. yea, u heard me right. aliens. so come join us and let’s get weird together on dis wacky server!

ThickZoomerLatinaB Minecraft Server

Anons, anoyzesy, Based, Bitch, controversial, Disc, discussion, dumb, gossip, jerstenz, kik, latina, meme, Minecraft, Online Community, Server, sharing, social media, Talking, Thick, ThickZoomerLatinaB, viral, Zoomer

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4896
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: a world where zoomer latina bitches roam free, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. But don’t worry, our based anons Jerstenz and anoyzesy are here to keep things interesting. Chat with them on Kik or Discord as you navigate through dungeons, build epic structures, and battle it out with other players.

Join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

GFQuietPlzCraft

Boundaries, Communication, Conversation, Empathy, exhaustion, GFQuietPlzCraft, Girlfriend, introverted, Listening, Long day, overwhelmed, patience, personal space, Proposal, recharge, relationships, road trip, social batteries, socializing, Suffocated, Talking, Understanding

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3599
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Potions Brewed:	36	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the never-ending stories of your girlfriend’s day at work! Join us for a break from the constant chatter about her co-workers, neighbors, and middle school softball drama.

Are you tired of feeling suffocated in the car as she recounts every minute detail of her life? Well, on our server, you can drive in peace without the fear of never-ending monologues about her past experiences.

Take a break from the anxiety-inducing road trips and join us for some relaxing Minecraft gameplay instead. No more frantic runs to escape the chatter, just pure gaming fun!

So come on over and join our server, where you can finally have some peace and quiet away from the non-stop storytelling. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect escape from your girlfriend’s never-ending tales?

AwkwardlyCrafted Minecraft SMP

anxiety, AwkwardlyCrafted, awkwardness, Communication, Conversation, cringy, embarrassed, family, insecure, Introvert, mental health, Minecraft, Nervous, personal growth, relationships, self-conscious, Shy.., smp, Social Interaction, Social Skills, socially awkward, Talking, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7007
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Crops Grown:	7407	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Are you tired of feeling awkward and cringy around your own family? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and never worry about social interactions again! Our server is filled with hilarious characters and crazy adventures that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about your embarrassing family moments. Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel right at home, even if you’re more comfortable talking to pixels than people. So come join us and leave those awkward family dinners behind for good!

WorkplaceGossip Minecraft Server

BELIEF, colleagues, controversial, Coworkers, debate, disagreement, discussion, jabronis, Minecraft, office conversation, office gossip, opinion, professional wrestling, Server, shoot, speculation, Talking, work, work environment, worked shoot, workplace drama, WorkplaceGossip, wrestling industry

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7870
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Divine Spears Created:	29
Holy Grails Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

So, picture this: you log into our Minecraft server and everyone is buzzing about this epic battle that went down. Some say it was a worked shoot, but I swear it was a legit showdown. Our community is full of characters, from builders to warriors, and even a few jabronis who keep things interesting. Join us for the drama, the laughs, and the chance to prove you’re the ultimate Minecraft champ. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness!

DadCraft Server: No Talking About Dad!

coping with loss, dad, DadCraft, deceased dad, distant relatives, Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, emotional trauma, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, financial disagreements, Grieving Process, Inheritance, inheritance disputes, parental loss, personal boundaries, Server, setting boundaries, sibling rivalry, Talking, toxic relationships, unresolved grief

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	403
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Are you tired of family drama and emotional manipulation? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the toxic relationships and build your own empire! We promise no one will guilt trip you for not sharing your inheritance or set unrealistic expectations on you.

On our server, you can mine for diamonds without anyone nagging you to share, build the biggest castle without anyone trying to tear it down, and explore new worlds without anyone telling you to “move on” from your grief.

So come join us and leave all the family drama behind! Build your own happy place where you can be the ruler of your own destiny. And remember, in this world, you are the ultimate boss!

Oceanic SMP – where the sea is salty and the players are older than the Java version!

Active, comms, Community, Friendly, Goodies, inventory, java, Keep Inventory, LGBT friendly, minecraft discord, Neurodiverse, neurodiverse friendly, Oceanic, Older, Players, rules, SALTY, sea, Semi Vanilla, simplified rules, smp, streaming, streaming friendly, System, system friendly, Talking, Temple, Version, Whitelist, worldwide

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3858
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Welcome to Oceanic SMP

Looking for a fresh community where you can enjoy yourself without any annoying factions or rude members? Well, look no further, Oceanic SMP is a home for everyone and we’re always excited to see what you’ll get up to – whether that be building a temple or just hanging around talking to everyone – you can find a list of our goodies below!

Enjoy : )

We offer

👑 • Simplified rules
🖱️ • Minecraft-Discord Comms
🍱 • Keep inventory on
🗺️ • Dynmap
🎙️ • Streaming friendly
🏳️‍🌈 • Lgbt, neurodiverse and system friendly

Rules & whitelist in the Discord server : https://discord.com/invite/FgAW5QtM92

FAQ

Q: How do I join Oceanic SMP?

A: To join Oceanic SMP, please visit our Discord server and follow the whitelist instructions provided there.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to join?

A: We welcome players of all ages, but we expect all members to conduct themselves in a mature and respectful manner.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join Oceanic SMP?

A: Absolutely! We love to see new faces and welcome friends of current members to join our community.

Q: Are there any specific building rules on the server?

A: While we have simplified rules, we do ask that all members respect each other’s builds and refrain from griefing or stealing from others.

TherapyCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, barbie, bully, DND club, EMBARRASSING, Fight, friend groups, high school, impacted, intruding, Involved, justification, middle school, Minecraft, Peace, Server, sister, Talking, TEASED, Therapy, TherapyCraft, vouching

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5650
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3759
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Void Armor Forged:	21
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further, because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! Join now for a chance to witness the epic saga of Layla, Gracie, and Tyler unfold in the DND club. Will Layla demand Gracie be kicked out? Will Tyler choose his friend over his “bully”? Find out on our server, where the drama never ends and the tea is always piping hot. Plus, if you join now, you’ll receive a free virtual Barbie doll to play with in-game. Don’t miss out on the most ridiculous Minecraft server experience of your life!

Oceanic SMP: Where We Pretend We Know What Vanilla Means – Whitelist Only! 1.21.0!

1.21.0, Active, building, comms, Community, Discord, Factions, Goodies, inventory, Lgbt, Means, Minecraft, Neurodiverse, Oceanic, PRETEND, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, streaming, System, Talking, Temple, Vanilla, Welcoming, Whitelist, world

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	925
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

Oceanic SMP Server Overview

Features	Description
Welcoming Community	Active players from all over the world
Simplified Rules	Easy to follow rules for a better gaming experience
Minecraft-Discord Comms	Communicate with other players through Discord
Keep Inventory On	Players keep their inventory on death
Dynmap	Interactive map for easy navigation
Streaming Friendly	Supportive of players who stream gameplay
LGBTQ+ Friendly	Welcoming to everyone, including LGBTQ+ community

FAQs

1. How can I join the server?

To join the server, you need to first join the Discord server and follow the rules and whitelist process provided there.

2. Are there any specific rules I need to follow?

Yes, the server has simplified rules outlined in the Discord server that all players must adhere to.

3. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

Absolutely! The more, the merrier. Just make sure your friends also follow the rules and whitelist process.

4. Is PvP allowed on the server?

Currently, PvP is disabled on the server to create a more friendly and cooperative environment for all players.

UkrainianDroneZone

airports, airspace control, aviation safety, border conflict, cross-border conflict, drone strike, eastern europe, emergency protocols, flight disruptions, geopolitical tensions, international incident, military response, national defense, regional security, restricted activity, restricted zones, russia, security measures, Surveillance technology, Ukrainian drones, UkrainianDroneZone

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1780
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Towns Built:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7608
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22

so like, u know how ukraine and russia are always beefin’? well, on this epic minecraft server, we got ukrainian drones flyin’ around and strikin’ deep inside russia! it’s like a crazy war zone, but with blocks and creepers instead of tanks and missiles. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness! plus, we got three airports on lockdown, so u know it’s gonna be wild. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush!

Event Warp: Time Flyin’ Fun!

age, annual events, attention to time, christmas, cognitive psychology, cultural events, distortions in time perception, enjoyment, Event, Flyin, Fun, holidays, memory function, perception of time, Psychological phenomena, Ramadan, speeding up, temporal perception, Time, Time flying by, Time management, time passing quickly, time perception, Traditions, Warp

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4969
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Emeralds Found:	6357
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mines Excavated:	1695
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where time flies faster than a speeding bullet! forget about waiting for christmas or ramadan, on our server, every day feels like a holiday!

our players have reported feeling like time is zooming by because they are having so much fun building, exploring, and battling mobs. it’s like time warp but in blocky form!

as you get older, time speeds up even more on our server. it’s like a time machine, but instead of going back in time, you’re zooming into the future at warp speed!

so come on over and join us on our time-bending, mind-blowing minecraft server. who needs reality when you have a server that makes time fly faster than a rocket ship?

Broomstix

Broomstix, smp

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2127
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports	–
Discord server	Join Discord
Online In-game map	Visit Map

Features:

Running on Minecraft version 1.21.4: The Pale Garden
Bedrock and Java cross-play
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No griefing allowed
Main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation in the overworld
In-game private messaging and player teleportation
Minecraft-Discord integration
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, public market, and tutorial warps

FAQ

Q: Is there cross-play between Bedrock and Java versions?

A: Yes, there is cross-play available on our server, and no Java account is required.

Q: Can players use custom enchantments on the server?

A: Yes, we have custom enchantments available for players to use.

Q: Are players allowed to teleport mobs using leads?

A: Players can teleport mobs by putting a lead on them.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on our server.

Q: Are there any special events or features on the server?

A: We offer free fly in the overworld every Sunday, a main PvP arena with keep inventory, and more.

Dawntrail Fantasy XIV 1.20.3

1.20.3, BUNS, Campaign, celebration, companies, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, FANTASY, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, free, Free Companies, general, Linkshells, Notes, Patch, patch notes, Resources, snowstreamer, Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign, Starlight Celebration, twitch, XIV

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	926
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	221
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Enchantments Applied:	91	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Potions Brewed:	133	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Yo, have you heard of this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Join us for the most epic adventure of your blocky life! We’ve got more patches than a quilt convention, with updates coming at you faster than a speeding minecart.

And get this – we’ve got events like the Starlight Celebration and Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign that’ll make you feel like you’re mining diamonds in a winter wonderland. It’s like Christmas every day, but with more explosions (hopefully not from creepers).

Plus, we’ve got more resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells than you can shake a diamond sword at. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s build the craziest Minecraft world together! Just don’t forget to watch out for those pesky Endermen – they’re always up to something shady.

The Most Influential American Export Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2251
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Emeralds Found:	6542	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ores Mined:	8634
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Welcome to the most influential American export Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the founding members of this server once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but wooden pickaxes and a stack of rotten flesh. And that’s not all, they also built a replica of the White House out of diamond blocks just for funsies.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to tame creepers and ride them like horses. Imagine rolling up to a PvP battle on a creeper steed, ready to explode your enemies into oblivion. It’s truly a sight to behold.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive Mooshroom Pig. Yes, you heard that right. It’s a pig with a mushroom growing out of its back. And if you manage to find one and befriend it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join the most influential American export Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, craziest builds, and most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Momma’s MineCraft Server: No Splitting Profits!

back pain, brother, clean, complaining, Demand, Effort, elliptical, family, fb marketplace, marketplace, matress protector, mattress, Minecraft, mom, mommas, Négotiation, profit, PROFITS, SELLING, Server, Space, SPLIT, splitting, ungrateful daughter

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3988
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Potions Brewed:	103
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value the art of negotiation and making a profit! Just like the OP who sold their grandma’s mattress, we believe in maximizing our resources and getting the best deal possible.

Join us for a chance to haggle with noncommittal strangers over virtual items, boost your way to success (literally, with rocket boots), and finally close the deal with a nice family of creepers who will come pick up your loot.

But beware, just like OP’s mom, there may be some demanding players who will try to claim their share of your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground and keep all the treasure for yourself, or will you give in to the pressure and split the loot down the middle?

Either way, you’re in for a wild ride of outrageous stories, insane profits, and maybe even a few whiny moms along the way. So come join us on our server and let’s see who can come out on top as the ultimate Minecraft entrepreneur!

SpoiledCraft

Abuse, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cooking, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, finances, friendship, gap year, household responsibilities, INDEPENDENCE, living costs, Maturity, misunderstandings, parenting, Privilege, spoiled, SpoiledCraft, Vacations, work ethic

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2527
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Secret Passages Found:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you’re tired of friends like Jason who think paying €50 a month to your mom is abusive, but getting €100 for clothes from your mom is totally normal.

On our server, you can cook for yourself without judgment, because who needs parents to make them meals when you can craft your own delicious dishes in Minecraft?

And forget about being left alone at home while your mom goes on vacation – on our server, you can go on epic virtual vacations with your friends and explore new worlds together!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where you can be your own boss, cook your own food, and never have to deal with a cleaning lady in your room every day. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t have friends like Jason judging your every move!

MapleCraft SMP: Eh, Canada?

Beautiful landscapes, Canada, cold weather, culture, Diversity, friendly people, Healthcare, Hockey, maple syrup, MapleCraft, Mounties, multicultural, Nature, Non-Canadians, North America, opinion, poutine, smp, Thoughts, Tim Hortons, travel

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5755
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3748	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can shoot fireballs out of its eyes! Plus, every full moon, we have a massive dance party with all the mobs from the game. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension made entirely out of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE. And the best part is, you can ride around on giant hamsters while you’re there.

So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP around, hit us up! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always bring a spare pair of diamond boots in case you run into a pack of killer bunnies. Stay safe out there, gamers!

CraftyCringeLand

CraftyCringeLand, cyber, cyberbullying, cybercrime, dangerous websites, dark web, deep web, disturbing content, harmful content, harmful effects, Hate Speech, illegal activities, inappropriate content, internet, negative environment, negative impact, ONLINE, online harassment, toxic communities, unsafe websites, worst place

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9049
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the absolute WORST place on the internet – and we mean that in the best way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let’s just say that our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare step foot in it. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt, because on our server, anything goes – even if it involves riding llamas into battle against an army of zombie villagers. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Ice Age Oasis

30 feet, 9 meters, age, Ancient, antarctica, below, Chamber, discovery, Exploration, frozen lake, Ice, Liquid Fresh Water, Massive, Microbes, Millions of Years Ago, Oasis, Retrieval, samples, scientists, Solid Ice, Survival, time capsule, Unique

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9513
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Buildings Constructed:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Alien Abductions:	5

yo, u ever wanted to explore a frozen lake in antarctica that’s like a time capsule from millions of years ago? well, dis server is like dat but in minecraft form! we got unique microbes dat have survived in a massive chamber of liquid fresh water below more than 9 meters of solid ice. join us and uncover the secrets of dis icy world! plus, u might even find a hidden portal to a dimension filled with talking penguins and magical ice cream cones. come on, what are u waiting for? dive into the frozen madness now! 🐧🍦❄️

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