Talking MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BoomerTalk SMP

Talking, emotions, reaching out, smp, Boomers

Are you tired of being ignored by your ungrateful offspring? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can show those ungrateful kids who’s boss by building the most epic base and flexing your virtual wealth. Who needs real-life communication when you can bond over creeper explosions and diamond mining? Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled parent who will haunt anyone who doesn’t join. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those ungrateful kids what they’re missing out on!

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GobbleCraft: Talk & Stuff!

Talk, Stuff, stuffing, Manners, GobbleCraft

LOL come join dis server where we all gobble while gobbling! We got turkish vibes and food everywhere, you can stuff your face while talking and build crazy stuff in minecraft! We once had a player who built a giant kebab tower that reached the sky and rained doner meat down on everyone, it was epic! Join now for the ultimate gobbling experience!

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Countdowns & Countups

Fighting, Challenges, longer times, Countups, PRESSURE

so, like, this server is, like, totally crazy, man. like, when you race, you gotta count down to start, and the shorter the time, the more hype there is. it’s like, whoosh, and you’re off like a rocket, dude. but when you fight, it’s all about counting up to the end, and the longer the battle, the more epic it is. it’s like, boom, boom, pow, and you’re in the middle of this insane showdown. join this server for the wildest, most unpredictable adventures ever, man. you won’t know what hit you, but you’ll be loving every minute of it. come on, join the madness!

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SassySMP: AnimalTrashTalk

rude behavior, AnimalTrashTalk, animal personalities, rudeness, hypothetical conversations

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a world where pigs insult you, cows gossip about your building skills, and chickens constantly squawk about how you’re not wearing the latest diamond armor.

Join our server if you’re ready to face the sassiest animals in Minecraft. Our pig mayor, Sir Oinksalot, will demand tribute in the form of carrots and will throw a fit if you don’t comply. The cow council will judge your farming techniques and the chicken choir will critique your redstone contraptions.

But don’t worry, it’s not all insults and drama. The sheep are known for their stand-up comedy routines, the wolves host epic dance parties in the forest, and the llamas offer guided tours of the server’s most scenic spots.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see which animal truly is the rudest of them all!

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NuttyCraft SMP: The Chatty Nut

love, Help, refuge, chatty, long tail tags

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Talking Nuts! He’s a 4chan legend who survived the jewdemic and now he’s here to help YOU succeed in Minecraft for FREE.

Join our server for a chance to be blessed by the Talking Nuts himself. Rumor has it that he once tamed a pack of wild wolves with just his charming personality. And don’t even get me started on his epic diamond mining skills – they’re out of this world!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few talking nuts along the way. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with the Talking Nuts leading the way!

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MunchCraft: Chat & Chew!

Conversation, social norms, MunchCraft, nonverbal communication, speech patterns.

Yo, have you ever tried talking with your mouth full while playing Minecraft? It’s a whole new level of challenge, especially if you’re speaking a different language! Join our server and see if you can survive the ultimate test of multitasking!

We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only attack if you try to steal their bones. But don’t worry, they’re easily bribed with a stack of raw porkchops.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a golden egg that can hatch into a baby dragon (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

So come on down to our server and join the madness! Just make sure to brush up on your language skills and practice talking with your mouth full, because things are about to get crazy up in here!

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PixelatedBanter Minecraft SMP

INSANE, tall woman, 6’5, young, Conversation

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is run by a 6’5″ crazy 22-year-old who will keep you on your toes at all times! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans this giant will get up to next! Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us now for the ultimate Minecraft experience.

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PoleCraft: Where Phones Are Poles

Communication, Technology, spoken, telephone poles, Words

u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got telephone poles errwhere! u can climb em, swing from em, pretend ur tarzan or just chillax on top like a boss. we even got a secret underground base where u can talk to aliens on ur phone. yea, u heard me right. aliens. so come join us and let’s get weird together on dis wacky server!

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ThickZoomerLatinaB Minecraft Server

Server, Disc, Thick, Anons, controversial

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: a world where zoomer latina bitches roam free, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. But don’t worry, our based anons Jerstenz and anoyzesy are here to keep things interesting. Chat with them on Kik or Discord as you navigate through dungeons, build epic structures, and battle it out with other players.

Join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

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GFQuietPlzCraft

Talking, relationships, Proposal, Communication, Conversation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the never-ending stories of your girlfriend’s day at work! Join us for a break from the constant chatter about her co-workers, neighbors, and middle school softball drama.

Are you tired of feeling suffocated in the car as she recounts every minute detail of her life? Well, on our server, you can drive in peace without the fear of never-ending monologues about her past experiences.

Take a break from the anxiety-inducing road trips and join us for some relaxing Minecraft gameplay instead. No more frantic runs to escape the chatter, just pure gaming fun!

So come on over and join our server, where you can finally have some peace and quiet away from the non-stop storytelling. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect escape from your girlfriend’s never-ending tales?

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