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What The Fuck Is He Talking About Minecraft SMP

Absurdity, BIZARRE, confusion, deep thoughts, disbelief, Enigma, existential crisis, fuck, immovable object, incomprehension, mind-bending, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Nonsensical, Paradox, perplexing, philosophical musings, puzzling, questioning reality, smp, strange, surreal, Talking, unstoppable force

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the sky is the limit… literally! Join us and experience the thrill of hanging from the sky like a majestic bat, defying gravity with your sheer awesomeness.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds and the dankest memes. Will you be able to track him down and uncover the secrets of his power? Only time will tell.

So why join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, build a house out of enchanted cheese, and challenge a llama to a dance-off for the title of Disco King? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the wildest, craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Hang from the sky, ride pigs, battle zombie chickens, and become the ultimate Disco King. The fun never stops on our server!

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Hangout Haven Minecraft Server

Bars, Boomers, casual conversations, casual outings, clubs, crowded places, gatherings, hang out, Hangout, Haven, loud music, MAKING FRIENDS, meet friends, meeting new people, Minecraft, nightlife, Normal People, quiet environments, Server, social scenes, social settings, socializing, Talking

Looking for a place to hang out and meet friends without dealing with boomers at empty bars or deafening music at clubs? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to make friends from all over the world. Who needs real-life bars and clubs when you can hang out in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who loves to prank players by turning their houses into giant cupcakes. So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious gaming experience, come join us today!

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GFDefenseCraft

aita, Asshole, bar, Bar etiquette, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cringey, drink, Drunk, gf, GFDefenseCraft, guy, Jealousy, Pool, Social Interaction, step outside, Talking, UNCOMFORTABLE

Are you tired of dealing with cringey assholes in real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama and just focus on building epic creations! No more awkward encounters at the bar, just pure gaming fun!

Join now and build your own virtual pool where you can play with your gf without any interruptions from random guys. And if anyone tries to get in the way, challenge them to a virtual duel outside the bar – Minecraft style! Show them who’s boss in the pixelated world!

Don’t let real-life drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any cringey assholes getting in your way. It’s time to escape to a world where you can be the ultimate builder without any interruptions. See you in the game!

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BoomerTalk SMP

Boomers, BoomerTalk, children, Communication, Connection, emotions, Empathy, estrangement, family, forgiveness, generation gap, healing, Listening, parenting, phone calls, reaching out, reconciliation, relationships, smp, Talking, Understanding, unresolved issues

Are you tired of being ignored by your ungrateful offspring? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can show those ungrateful kids who’s boss by building the most epic base and flexing your virtual wealth. Who needs real-life communication when you can bond over creeper explosions and diamond mining? Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled parent who will haunt anyone who doesn’t join. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those ungrateful kids what they’re missing out on!

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GobbleCraft: Talk & Stuff!

Behavior, colloquialism, Communication, culture, customs, Eating, Equivalent, Etiquette, Expressions, face, Food, GobbleCraft, gobbling, Language, long tail, Manners, phrases, social norms, Stuff, stuffing, Talk, Talking, turkish

LOL come join dis server where we all gobble while gobbling! We got turkish vibes and food everywhere, you can stuff your face while talking and build crazy stuff in minecraft! We once had a player who built a giant kebab tower that reached the sky and rained doner meat down on everyone, it was epic! Join now for the ultimate gobbling experience!

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Countdowns & Countups

Adrenaline, Challenges, Competition, count up to end, countdown, countdown to start, countdowns, Countups, End.., Fighting, Intensity, longer times, mental toughness, PRESSURE, Racing, shorter times, SPEED, sports, Start, strategy, Tactics, Talking

so, like, this server is, like, totally crazy, man. like, when you race, you gotta count down to start, and the shorter the time, the more hype there is. it’s like, whoosh, and you’re off like a rocket, dude. but when you fight, it’s all about counting up to the end, and the longer the battle, the more epic it is. it’s like, boom, boom, pow, and you’re in the middle of this insane showdown. join this server for the wildest, most unpredictable adventures ever, man. you won’t know what hit you, but you’ll be loving every minute of it. come on, join the madness!

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SassySMP: AnimalTrashTalk

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, animal communication, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, AnimalTrashTalk, Communication, FANTASY, funny animals, hypothetical conversations, hypothetical questions, hypothetical scenarios, rude animals, rude behavior, rude creatures, rudeness, SassySMP, Talking, Talking Animals, talking creatures

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a world where pigs insult you, cows gossip about your building skills, and chickens constantly squawk about how you’re not wearing the latest diamond armor.

Join our server if you’re ready to face the sassiest animals in Minecraft. Our pig mayor, Sir Oinksalot, will demand tribute in the form of carrots and will throw a fit if you don’t comply. The cow council will judge your farming techniques and the chicken choir will critique your redstone contraptions.

But don’t worry, it’s not all insults and drama. The sheep are known for their stand-up comedy routines, the wolves host epic dance parties in the forest, and the llamas offer guided tours of the server’s most scenic spots.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see which animal truly is the rudest of them all!

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NuttyCraft SMP: The Chatty Nut

4chan, atypical, chatty, free, great place, Help, Important details, Jewdemic, long tail tags, love, Next post, nut, nuts, NuttyCraft, Posts, refuge, REWARD, smp, Succeed, success, tags, Talking, Talking Nuts

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Talking Nuts! He’s a 4chan legend who survived the jewdemic and now he’s here to help YOU succeed in Minecraft for FREE.

Join our server for a chance to be blessed by the Talking Nuts himself. Rumor has it that he once tamed a pack of wild wolves with just his charming personality. And don’t even get me started on his epic diamond mining skills – they’re out of this world!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few talking nuts along the way. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with the Talking Nuts leading the way!

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MunchCraft: Chat & Chew!

Chat, Chew, Communication, communication styles, Conversation, Cultural differences, dining etiquette, Etiquette, Food, Language, language barriers, linguistics, Manners, mouth full, multicultural communication, MunchCraft, nonverbal communication, social norms, speaking, speech patterns., table manners, Talking, talking habits

Yo, have you ever tried talking with your mouth full while playing Minecraft? It’s a whole new level of challenge, especially if you’re speaking a different language! Join our server and see if you can survive the ultimate test of multitasking!

We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only attack if you try to steal their bones. But don’t worry, they’re easily bribed with a stack of raw porkchops.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a golden egg that can hatch into a baby dragon (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

So come on down to our server and join the madness! Just make sure to brush up on your language skills and practice talking with your mouth full, because things are about to get crazy up in here!

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PixelatedBanter Minecraft SMP

22 years old, 6’5, Chat, Conversation, crazy, funny, height, INSANE, meme, Minecraft, pic related, PixelatedBanter, Shocking.., smp, social media, Talking, Tall, tall woman, UNBELIEVABLE, viral, Wild, WOMAN, young

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is run by a 6’5″ crazy 22-year-old who will keep you on your toes at all times! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans this giant will get up to next! Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us now for the ultimate Minecraft experience.

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CraftyPapas

Adventure, CraftyPapas, culture, Europapa, Europe, European Broadcasting Union, European Central Bank, European Commission, European Council, European Court of Justice, European Economic Area, European Free Trade Association, european parliament, European Space Agency, european union, eurozone, History, landmarks, Schengen Area, tourism, travel

Welcome to EuropapaEuropapa, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a chicken who could do the moonwalk better than Michael Jackson. And where did this chicken learn such slick moves, you ask? That’s right, on EuropapaEuropapa! Join us and you too can learn the art of chicken moonwalking.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this hidden loot? Only one way to find out – join EuropapaEuropapa today!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our community is filled with the friendliest players you’ll ever meet. We’ve got wizards, ninjas, and even a talking llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Come join EuropapaEuropapa and let the hilarity ensue!

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Crafty McLaughington’s LOLz Server: Where ‘/tvros we won’ is the motto! Join the fun today!

1. tvros, celebration 3. TV show, Champions, Competition, Crafty, first place 7. victorious moment, Fun, Glory, Happiness, Join, lolz, McLaughingtons, motto, Server, success, Today, TV champions, TV competition, TV competition winners, TV reality show, tvros, tvros we won 2. victory, ultimate victory 9. victorious feeling, victorious 5. elation, victorious contestants 10. winning streak, victorious outcome, victorious team 8. winning team, we won, winners 4. triumphant, winning 6. achievement, Won

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our players were faced with a horde of creepers and skeletons attacking their base. But do you know what happened? They fought back with nothing but enchanted diamond pickaxes and won! That’s right, we defeated the mobs and emerged victorious, hence the name “/tvros we won”.

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join us and you may have the chance to challenge the Chicken King in a battle for the ages.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground city filled with rare treasures and mysterious creatures. Will you dare to explore its depths and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on “/tvros we won” for the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Anon’s Epic Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, anonymous confession, anonymous writer, BETRAYAL, confession, Emotional journey, emotional turmoil, Epic, hidden identity, Infidelity, intimate details, love, Marriage, marriage problems, Minecraft, No. 75982319, personal struggle, relationships, Secrets, seeking advice, Server, Trust, Wife

Are you tired of your boring old life in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where your wife is actually a creeper in disguise. But don’t worry, she’s a real blast at parties! Literally.

Explore our server and you’ll stumble upon a secret underground club run by a group of dancing skeletons. They may not have any flesh on their bones, but boy can they boogie! And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a performance by the Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot chocolate. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might end up with a serious case of the sugar rushes.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a zombie and a villager. It’s all in a day’s work on our crazy, wacky server!

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Crafty Chaos: Because Creepers Can’t Follow Directions

anomaly, bewildering, BIZARRE, chance, Chaos, confusion, Crafty, CREEPERS, Directions, disbelief, eXtraordinary, fluke, follow, Inexplicable, Mystery, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, Random, shock, strange, Surprise, unexpected, Unexplainable, weird

Picture this: a Minecraft server so wild, so crazy, that even the creepers are afraid to spawn there! Join us on this server where the pigs ride around on saddled chickens and the zombies break dance instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rides around on a unicorn made of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he will grant you three wishes…or blow you up, it’s a 50/50 chance.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by the Ender Dragon himself. Get your groove on while dodging fireballs and endermen on the dance floor.

So come join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few overpowered mods. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you do, but that’s all part of the fun, right?

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TrickedCraft: Epic Fail Edition

3D scanned, Actors, Actresses, blender chads, Budget, companies, contract, development cost, Edition, Epic, Fail, film directors, Friends, fronting, Fun, Game, missable bonus, MONEY, name recognition, princess beach, profit, resolution, sequel bait, short film, Stuffed, Tricked, TrickedCraft, walking sims

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time? Well, let me tell you about this server where the owner tricked some dude into fronting the entire development cost of his game! And get this, the game still hasn’t made a profit! But that’s not all, he made a whole short film with his friends and stuffed it in the game as a missable bonus. Talk about dedication!

But wait, there’s more! This server has film directors and actors/actresses working for him. He even 3D scanned them all for blender chads. And the best part? He made the mother of all walking sims, and somehow made it fun! Who knew walking could be so exciting?

So, if you’re looking for a server that burns a ton of money but still manages to attract big companies and help based on name recognition alone, then this is the server for you! Join now and be a part of the madness. Princess Beach awaits you!

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Crafty Copprtfield’s Crappy Adventures

Adventures, Copprtfields, Crafty, Crappy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Copprtfield is in deep shit! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Copprtfield dug too greedily and too deep, unleashing a horde of angry creepers upon his land. Now, his once beautiful kingdom is in ruins and he needs your help to rebuild and defend against the explosive menace.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored zombies to flying pigs, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs.

So come join us on our server and help Copprtfield out of his deep shit situation. Who knows, you might just become the hero of this wacky Minecraft world!

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Radiance server Minecraft

home, Light-Anarchy, Minecraft, privates, Radiance server

Light-Anarchy without privates, without /home

m18.joinserver.ru:25792

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ProjectEco: The Not-So-Friendly Server – Now with even more non-op surprises!

Nonop, NotSoFriendly, ProjectEco, PvP, Server, Surprises

ProjectEco New Season [PVP] {Prison} {NON-OP} {Classic} {OG}

Server Information:
IP	Play.Projecteco.net
Version	1.20+

⚙️ Server Overview:

This server is completely NON OP and is a twist on classic prison servers from back in the day. Although the server is based around old school prison servers, we have tons of updated and enjoyable features, including a fun story of quests to take you through your ranks.

This server features custom content such as custom quests, custom enchantments, custom drops, custom fishing and cosmetics in order to ensure your experience at ProjectEco is unique.

NEW SEASON JUST RELEASED

💡 Gameplay Highlights:

🎮 Fair gameplay – Our server allows gives all players a fair chance to succeed
👥 Friendly & Active Community – Forge new friendships and create clans to play alongside others and escape the mines
🔧 Anti-Cheat – Don’t worry about hackers while playing on the server
🛠️ Dedicated Support – Our active trained staff team ensures your smooth gameplay

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server OP or NON-OP?	The server is completely NON OP.
What version is the server running on?	The server is running on version 1.20 or above.
Are there custom quests on the server?	Yes, the server features custom quests to take you through your ranks.
Is there a dedicated support team on the server?	Yes, the server has an active trained staff team to ensure smooth gameplay.

Malky’s Minecraft Madness

Abuse, Article, Daily Mail, Divorce, End.., force, Friends, husband, Jewish, madness, Malky Berkowitz, Malkys, Marriage, Minecraft, News, Orthodox, papers, protest, sex strike, SIGNING, solidarity, Wolf, Women

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your mom’s soap operas? Well, look no further! Join our server where we have Jewish Orthodox women going on a sex strike to get their friend Malky’s abusive husband “Wolf” to sign those divorce papers. That’s right, no one gets any action until Malky is free from that creep! So come on over and witness the craziest love triangle Minecraft has ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of drama? Join now and help Malky get her divorce, because we all know that’s the real end game here.

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Crafty Ladies: Building Blocks and Breaking Stereotypes!

activism, blocks, BREAKING, building, Challenges, CHANGE, Crafty, cultural beliefs, Cultural differences, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender equality, Gender Roles, Global Issues, ladies, patriarchy, Perspectives, progress, social change, social norms, society, Stereotypes, women’s perspectives, WOMENS RIGHTS

Tired of living in a world where women think there’s “enough feminism”? Come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is that feminism is always in style! Our pixelated world is filled with strong, independent female players who build epic structures and slay dragons with ease. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is actually a fierce feminist who fights for equal rights in the virtual realm. So if you’re looking for a server where women rule and feminism reigns supreme, look no further! Join us today and let’s smash the patriarchy one block at a time!

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New Minecraft Servers

Ultimate Talking Minecraft Servers

What The Fuck Is He Talking About Minecraft SMP

BoomerTalk SMP

Countdowns & Countups

SassySMP: AnimalTrashTalk

NuttyCraft SMP: The Chatty Nut

CraftyPapas

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLz Server: Where ‘/tvros we won’ is the motto! Join the fun today!

Anon’s Epic Minecraft Server

Crafty Chaos: Because Creepers Can’t Follow Directions

TrickedCraft: Epic Fail Edition

Crafty Copprtfield’s Crappy Adventures

Radiance server Minecraft

ProjectEco: The Not-So-Friendly Server – Now with even more non-op surprises!

ProjectEco New Season [PVP] {Prison} {NON-OP} {Classic} {OG}

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Malky’s Minecraft Madness