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PsychoLeanCraft

bipolar disorder, body alignment, cardiopulmonary function, cardiovascular health, Chronic illness, exercise intolerance, forward leaning, head posture, mental health, mental illness, musculoskeletal issues, physical activity, physical health, posture abnormalities, psychiatric conditions, PsychoLeanCraft, psychotic disorders, reduced cardiorespiratory fitness, respiratory function, schizophrenia

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4572
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Meteorites Collected:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU WHY YOU SHOULD!

SO, GET THIS, ON OUR SERVER, YOUR HEAD POSTURE WILL BE MORE FORWARD LEANING! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! IT’S LIKE YOU’RE ALWAYS READY TO POUNCE ON THOSE CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES!

AND GET THIS, JOINING OUR SERVER IS ASSOCIATED WITH REDUCED CARDIORESPIRATORY FITNESS! I MEAN, WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT, RIGHT? YOU’LL BE SLAYING MOBS LEFT AND RIGHT WITHOUT BREAKING A SWEAT!

SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

Eternal Chaos

Anarchy, Community, Discord, eternal chaos, Experience, Fun, Helpful, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	895
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

A fun anarchy server for everyone to enjoy.The community is helpful and to get a better experience please join the discord.Please join the server and enjoy for yourself.

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AQUA PE Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, AQUA PE, building, Community, Crafting, Economy, Exploration, Friends, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, mobs, Mods, multiplayer, No Private, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1400
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Vanilla Survival Server! Economy present

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Blocktopia Minecraft Server

19yo, bicurious, blocktopia, cuck, feet, femdom, fetish, Friends, Girlfriend, guce4, guce426m, Incest, instagram, irls, jerking off, kik, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, online relationships, Roleplay, Server, sexual frustration, sub

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9296
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	55	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing left for you to do is jerk off to your girlfriend’s friends’ Instagram pics! Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who share a love for cuckolding, feet, femdom, bicurious adventures, and even a sprinkle of incest (don’t worry, it’s all virtual!). Join us for a wild ride as we build, mine, and explore the depths of our twisted fantasies together. Who needs a 19-year-old girlfriend when you have a whole server of kinky companions to play with? Come on in and let the debauchery begin!

HanaKeiji’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

Adventures, Chapter 74, Hana no Keiji, HanaKeijis, historical fiction, Japan, japanese manga, Let’s Translate, manga chapter, Manga community, Manga discussion, Manga fans, manga forum, manga release, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga thread, manga translation, manga updates, Minecraft, Samurai, smp, translation, WARLORD

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6053
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	New Chunks Explored:	153149
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Farms Harvested:	110

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of adventure, friendship, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get greeted by a gang of mischievous chickens wearing tiny top hats. They lead you on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. But beware, the Diamond Chicken is guarded by a giant flying pig with laser eyes!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They’ll teach you their killer moves and maybe even let you borrow their explosive bow ties.

And let’s not forget about our annual hot potato tournament, where players compete to pass around a flaming potato without getting burned. The winner gets a crown made of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride of wacky adventures and unforgettable memories. Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy world, so keep your pickaxe close and your sense of humor closer!

NaiveMomNoMoreMC

acceptance, asl, blended family, Bonding, Communication, Conflict Resolution, deaf, emotional intelligence, Expectations, family counseling, family dynamics, Honesty, learning disabilities, Miscommunication., NaiveMomNoMoreMC, parental relationships, Resentment, SELF AWARENESS, step siblings, stepfamily

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1587
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	2714
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can communicate with your fellow players in ASL? Look no further! Join our server where everyone speaks in ASL, just like in real life!

Our server is perfect for those who want to practice their ASL skills while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, you might even find a long-lost sibling who only learned ASL to talk to their deaf friend in school.

Join now and experience the drama and excitement of living in a virtual world where communication is key, even if it’s just to tell your mom that her expectations are way too high. Don’t miss out on the fun – sign up today!

CraftyCash100

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1906
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Runes Activated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of grinding in real life to make some cash? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers a unique opportunity to make $100 in the blink of an eye! Just join our server and mine some virtual diamonds, then trade them with our NPC villagers for real money! It’s like a virtual diamond heist without the risk of getting caught by the virtual police!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Money Tree, where you can literally pluck dollar bills off the branches! Just make sure to watch out for the Money Tree Guardians, they’re not too keen on sharing their wealth.

So why wait? Join our server now and start making that sweet, sweet cash in the most ridiculous ways possible! Who needs a job when you have Minecraft?

AvennCraft: $1M Confiscated!

1 million, asset seizure, Avenn, AvennCraft, confiscated, confiscates, Corruption, economic sanctions, financial crime, foreign relations, government action, illegal activities, illicit funds, investigation, legal proceedings, money laundering, offshore accounts, oligarch, Russian, sanctions, uk, wealth

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1669
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ores Mined:	7743	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Falling into the Void:	0

join our epic minecraft server and become as rich as a russian oligarch! we got treasures worth almost $1 million just waiting for you to confiscate them! build your own empire and rule over the land like a true oligarch. but be warned, the uk might come after your riches so better hide them well! join now for a wild ride filled with adventure, riches, and maybe even a little bit of drama. who knows, you might even become the next avenn of minecraft!

BlockyBlackOps

black Americans, Black Lives Matter, BlockyBlackOps, firearm assaults, gun injury, Gun Violence, minority communities, Police Brutality, racial bias, racial demographics, racial discrimination, racial disparities, racial disparity in gun violence, racial inequality, racial injustice, racial profiling, racial statistics, racial violence, social justice, systemic racism, young Black men

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5310
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Void Gems Collected:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Love Letters Sent:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Yo, you gotta join our Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! We got crazy builds, epic PvP battles, and the best community ever!

Plus, did you know that playing on our server reduces your chances of getting hit by a stray arrow by like, 1000%? It’s true, man! We did a study and everything!

And get this, on our server, Black Americans have a 99.9% chance of winning every PvP battle! It’s like, scientifically proven or something. So come join us and dominate the competition!

Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement, join our server today and become a Minecraft legend!

Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

America, class divide, Corruption, developing nation, Economy, education, global perspective, Government, Healthcare, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, Minecraft, Politics, POVERTY, quality of life, realization, Redstone, revolution, Server, Social Issues, society, standard of living, systemic issues, third-world country

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4792
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Animals Bred:	35
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Are you tired of living in a third world country like America? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that shoot rainbows, and a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a friendly game of spleef. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total party animal and loves to host rave parties in the End dimension.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to America and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!