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Blocky Love Minecraft Server

30s, blocky, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, DATING, emotional baggage, Expectations, Long-term goals, love, Maturity, Minecraft, past experiences, patience, personal growth, Priorities, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Server, settling down, societal pressures, Time

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3049
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magic Items Found:	6901
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Potions Brewed:	176
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4540	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of dating in your 30s and feeling like you’re stuck in a rut? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of dating challenges.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a creeper appears and blows up your chances at love. Or maybe you’re building a cozy house for you and your date, only to have it raided by a group of zombie pigmen looking for a hot date.

But fear not, because on our server, every obstacle is just another opportunity for romance. Who needs boring dinner dates when you can bond over surviving a horde of skeletons together? So come join us and see if you can find love in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, it’ll be a date you’ll never forget!

CraftyMineLaughs

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2713
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild llamas while trying to build the ultimate diamond castle! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve narrowly escaped being spit on by a llama while frantically placing blocks to protect yourself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground village where villagers have formed their own society complete with llama jousting tournaments and potato sack races. You’ll never know true excitement until you witness a llama riding a pig in a high-stakes race to the finish line.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with llamas, diamonds, and epic adventures that you’ll never forget!

FamilyCraft: KeatonBanksUnited

80s sitcoms, 80s tv shows, Banks family, family connections, family ties, Familycraft, fictional families, fresh prince, fresh prince of bel-air, Keaton family, KeatonBanksUnited, long lost relatives, Michael J. Fox, shared universe, sitcom families, The Banks, The Keatons, TV crossovers, TV families, TV trivia, Will Smith

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2391
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Love Letters Sent:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Villages Defended:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Chimeras Created:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

come join our minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest sitcom crossover fantasies!! ever wondered what would happen if the keatons from family ties met the banks from fresh prince?? well now u can find out on our server!! build ur own mansion like the banks or a cozy suburban home like the keatons.

we have a special event where ur character can time travel and meet all ur favorite tv families!! imagine having a barbecue with the tanners from full house or going on a road trip with the bundys from married with children.

join now for a chance to win a virtual dance-off with ur favorite 90s sitcom stars!! don’t miss out on the fun, come join us today!!

BagCraft Server – #5770

4koma, Account XP, BagCraft, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Cyber New Year March, Events, Friends, Fury of Set, guides, Hards, hovercraft, Joint Firing Drill, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Normals, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Server, Shooting, shorts, Side Content, swimsuit, Total Assault, Welfare

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1771
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy events that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Imagine battling against giant hovercrafts and taking on total assault missions that will test your skills to the limit. And don’t even get us started on the joint firing drills – you’ll be shooting your way to victory in no time!

But that’s not all, we’ve got 2x lessons and scrimmages that will have you leveling up faster than you can say “diamond sword”. And let’s not forget about the 2x commissions that will have you rolling in virtual currency like a Minecraft millionaire.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Bitch Minecraft Server

attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking personality disorder, Behavior, Bitch, Crafty, deceitful, Deception, dishonesty, emotional manipulation, fabricated illness, factitious disorder, fake illness, FAKING, long tail, lying.., malingering, Manipulation, mental health, Minecraft, psychological manipulation, Server, Stroke

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6284
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further than our server, where we welcome all stroke-faking bitches with open arms! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a stroke-faking bitch stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a group of dancing llamas wearing top hats. They led her to a secret underground disco party where she danced the night away with a creeper DJ spinning sick beats. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can tell them a good joke. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So come join us on our stroke-faking bitch-friendly server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a llama conga line with Steve and Alex themselves!

CraftyLoveRejects

aita, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Commitment, commitment issues, Communication, CraftyLoveRejects, discomfort, EMBARRASSMENT, fake wedding, Introvert, Marriage, moving too fast, PRESSURE, Proposal, public proposal, relationship, saying no, saying yes, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5015
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	6329	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Buildings Constructed:	22	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old proposals? Do you want a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a fake wedding proposal? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like the OP in this story, you’ll be swept off your feet by surprises at every turn. From fake proposals to unexpected plot twists, this server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So why wait? Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even find yourself saying yes to a virtual marriage proposal before you know it!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, female, Friends, Fun, Gamers, Gaming, girls only, INCLUSIVE, Join, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Server, Social, Survival, Women

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9741
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Enchantments Applied:	189	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

8dkg.vanillaboxmc.ru

Blocky Babe Minecraft Server

6 feet, 6 inches, 6 pack, Asian girls, babe, blocky, body image, cultural preferences, diet, discrimination, fast food, forever.., hamburgers, Hot Dogs, leave me alone, Minecraft, physical appearance, pizza, racial preferences, relationships, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, unhealthy eating habits, Whitey

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	205
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magic Items Found:	8266
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ores Mined:	1705	Enchantments Applied:	154
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Tired of Asian girls constantly hitting on you in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server where Asian girls will leave you alone and go play with the tall, ripped white guys instead. They’ll be too busy chowing down on hamburgers, hot dogs, and pizza to bother you while you build your epic creations. Say goodbye to unwanted attention and hello to a server where you can game in peace!

TomorrowCraft Minecraft Server

anticipation, Counting, Future, Minecraft, questions, Server, Time, Tomorrow, tomorrow’s challenges, tomorrow’s changes, tomorrow’s events, tomorrow’s expectations, tomorrow’s forecast, tomorrow’s opportunities, tomorrow’s outcomes, tomorrow’s plans, tomorrow’s possibilities, tomorrow’s surprises, tomorrowcraft, uncertainty, unknown, Waiting

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2417
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	389	Meteorites Collected:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers, participate in epic llama races across lava lakes, and hunt down the elusive diamond-encrusted chickens for their valuable loot!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco Party, where you can dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in the game. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Creeper Spa” where you can relax and unwind while being pampered by explosive green creatures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few overpowered mods).

TurkeyCraft: No +1s Allowed

acceptance, Allowed, Boundaries, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, controversial relationships, family dynamics, family gatherings, Family Values, holiday drama, judgment, LGBTQ, Love Triangle, polyamorous relationships, Polyamory, relationships, sister drama, sister-in-law, Thanksgiving, TurkeyCraft, unconventional relationships, Understanding

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3674
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	137	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of boring Thanksgiving dinners with just your immediate family? Well, come join our Minecraft server where anything goes, including bringing your sister’s new girlfriend, Sadie, to meet the family!

We have a unique dynamic that will keep you on your toes, just like Tiffany’s relationship with Paul and Sadie. Who needs traditional values when you can have a polyamorous love triangle at the dinner table?

Don’t worry about conservative family members judging you, because on our server, we embrace all types of love. Just like how Tiffany dismissed her brother’s concerns, we dismiss any negativity and focus on the love.

So come join us for a Thanksgiving feast like no other, where drama and love collide in the most unexpected ways. Who knows, you might even find your own Sadie to spice up your virtual life!