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Pixel Potty Mouths

colloquialism, Communication, connotations, Differences, Expression, IDIOMS, informal language, informal speech, Interpretation, Language, linguistics, Meaning, mouths, Nuances, PIXEL, potty, semantics, Similarities, slang phrases, slang terms, talking out of your ass, Talking shit, vernacular

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8503
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Villages Defended:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? Well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

We got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and villagers that sell you enchanted diamond pickaxes for the low, low price of one rotten potato.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies. Trust me, they’ve got some killer dance moves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs. Yeah, you heard me right. GOLDEN EGGS.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t be a noob, be a legend!

KekCraft: Maximum LOLs in Minecraft

armies of darkness, Castle, casuals, chain-gang, CHANGE, codes, FIX, harem, Henchmen, igors, job offer, KekCraft, lols, maximum, Maximum kek, Minecraft, monkey ass, niggers, Paint’n’Spiced, payroll, rice shoveling, Talking shit, tryouts, TUNNELS, West

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	437
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Ores Mined:	9535	Mines Excavated:	2376
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Farms Harvested:	571
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Are you tired of playing with boring players who don’t know how to have a good time? Well, look no further because on this server, we only accept the dankest of memers and the most hardcore gamers around.

Join us if you’re ready to stop talking shit and start dominating the virtual world like never before. We don’t mess around here – if you’re not getting codes, then you better believe shit is about to change for you.

Our server is not for the faint of heart. We’re all about maximum kek and epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Say goodbye to boring gameplay and hello to insane adventures that will have you coming back for more.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of something truly legendary. But remember, if you’re not with us, then you’re against us. And trust me, you don’t want to be on the wrong side of the armies of darkness that are amassing in the figurative fucking West.

Asterio Vanilla Minecraft server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5095
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Good day, I’m glad that you looked at this page. So, let’s start, AsteRio is a vanilla political server that has a good community and a little RP. Both the vanilla component and the political component are harmoniously combined here. There are no passages or applications for entry on the server, so you can log in even now. The wipe was June 10th!

Advantages and features of the server:

1. creation of states, wars and trade between them. You can also live separately.

2. online server map (located in discord)

3. donation that does not interfere with the gameplay.

4. voice chat VoiceChat and EmoteCraft (optional).

5. cross-platform, you can log in from both the Java version and Bedrock.

6. adequate project administration.

7. voting for innovations.

IP Java: 1111.mcmem.ru [1.9 – 1.20]

Bedrock IP: 65.108.18.7:25617

Discord: https://discord.gg/J8MfCaKGzc.

Waiting for you!

n30.joinserver.xyz:25938

NANAMINE

MCMMO

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3834
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Join the MMORPG battles. We have prepared 100 difficult locations with monsters for you. Lots of dungeons, bosses, dungeons and puzzles! Magic abilities, classes with their own directions and perks. Cute pets and many different rewards. Hundreds of achievements, easter eggs, hidden and secret adventures!

play.nanamine.ru

the newersis smp

KitPvP, LifeSteal

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3864
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

this is a lifesteal smp called the newersis smp sometimes it goes offline but if you try to join it starts in like 2 minutes

NewersisSmp.exaroton.me

Courage boxpvp

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7481
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95
Dragons Tamed:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

BOX PVP courageIt is a Minecraft server with different modalities such as:

– PvP BOX

– CUSTOM SURVIVAL

– SURVIVAL VANILLA

– ANACHIC

These modalities are completely Customized for Java and Bedrock

Anyone is invited to join if they like and join us in our beautiful community.

Notebox.lat

✅PrineMC✅DONATE TO EVERYONE/FREE❤️SURVIVAL❤️PETS❤️Minecraft server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9414
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

✅PrineMC✅DONATE TO EVERYONE/FREE❤️SURVIVAL❤️PETS❤️BUNKS❤️

d3.prinemc.net

PackFactions

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8995
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	3413	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Ores Mined:	6232
Players Killed by Monsters:	8077	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Welcome to the PackFactions beta! Help us test our unique format for a classic MC Gamemode with monthy custom world boss events! Earn unique rewards while you master Magic skills, or MCMMO abilities. Build an empire with your friends and conquer the world. Express yourself with cosmetic skins for your weapons, effects, trails, and pets!

play.packfactions.com

A Fabric Modded Server

Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1809
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Void Gems Collected:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2148
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Votes:	341

Hi, this is a 1.18.2 Fabric modded server that me and a few of my friends play on. Mods are on Google Drive: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1M694YTOKic5e4pLA8_g8C_PYCn-qhYk1/view?usp=sharing

Download, unzip and add the mod files to your mods folder. When you join, you don’t have to sync any configs, and please give it a second for the world to load.

If you don’t have Fabric, you can download the launcher at: https://fabricmc.net/use/installer/ Make sure to select 1.18.2 for installation, boot it up once, and you can then add the mods to the mods folder and then boot it up again.

204.152.220.193

Vanilla multiplayer

Active, amazing, Antigrief, bedrock, BUILD, Chat, Discord, Economy, Friendly, Friends

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6106
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Dimension Hops:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	9206
Votes:	5338	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

VanillaMC is a semi vanilla server that supports bedrock and java clients on the latest version of both clients. We have a great community and a mixture of bedrock and java user as we been open for over a year now! We aim to keep the server updated to the latest and stable builds.

Our main communication and updates platform is Discord so feel free to join it: https://discord.vanilla-mc.com

Our main plugins:– Teams– GriefPrevention– Essentials– PvP Toggle– Voting

Java: play.vanilla-mc.comBedrock: play.vanilla-mc.com:19132

play.vanilla-mc.com

Double life smp

Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5445
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

A small, one-world server that has the unique feature of the life counter. Each player on the server has a soul mate (which is randomly assigned)

51.161.101.28:25588

TAGLifestealSMP

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9213
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Love Letters Sent:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Join now my lifesteal smp. my yt channel- https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpMJwlXEGXktpmvJypBOSpg my discord server – https://discord.gg/z8fTnMBV Please join and enjoy!!!!!!! Seeya in the server. indian server. name-thearnavgames (owner)

thearnavgamessmp.tk:26859