Talking shit Minecraft Servers

Talking Shit

  • Pixel Potty Mouths

    Pixel Potty Mouths

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? Well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

    We got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and villagers that sell you enchanted diamond pickaxes for the low, low price of one rotten potato.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies. Trust me, they’ve got some killer dance moves.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs. Yeah, you heard me right. GOLDEN EGGS.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t be a noob, be a legend!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • KekCraft: Maximum LOLs in Minecraft

    KekCraft: Maximum LOLs in Minecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Are you tired of playing with boring players who don’t know how to have a good time? Well, look no further because on this server, we only accept the dankest of memers and the most hardcore gamers around.

    Join us if you’re ready to stop talking shit and start dominating the virtual world like never before. We don’t mess around here – if you’re not getting codes, then you better believe shit is about to change for you.

    Our server is not for the faint of heart. We’re all about maximum kek and epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Say goodbye to boring gameplay and hello to insane adventures that will have you coming back for more.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of something truly legendary. But remember, if you’re not with us, then you’re against us. And trust me, you don’t want to be on the wrong side of the armies of darkness that are amassing in the figurative fucking West.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NiblingLoverCraft

    NiblingLoverCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper!” Join us for a wild ride filled with coffee-fueled mom gossip and outrageous family dynamics.

    Picture this: a group of moms sipping coffee and discussing Reddit stories about widows and aunts. Things take a turn when one mom, let’s call her Olivia, brings up a story about a widow banning the aunt from seeing the kids. Cue the gasps and the drama!

    But wait, it gets even crazier. Our server is like a soap opera, with plot twists and unexpected turns at every corner. Imagine setting examples about divorce and remarriage, making your SIL wish she was anywhere but there. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and awkward moments that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a mix of coffee-fueled drama, Reddit stories, and family dynamics gone haywire? Come for the Minecraft, stay for the wild ride. Just be prepared for some serious mom gossip and unexpected plot twists along the way. It’s a virtual soap opera waiting to happen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MoonKing Minecraft SMP

    MoonKing Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you can live out your wildest moon ruler fantasies! Join us and become the supreme leader of your own lunar kingdom.

    But be warned, the moon is a dangerous place filled with creepers in spacesuits and zombie astronauts. Your first decree as ruler must be to ban all moon cheese, as it is the primary source of power for the evil Endermen trying to take over your kingdom.

    Join us now and show the universe who truly rules the moon! Just watch out for those pesky meteor showers, they can really ruin your day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • YuckyEatsCraft

    YuckyEatsCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the grass is pink, the pigs wear top hats, and the creepers do the cha-cha slide before exploding!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the infamous “Burp Block Challenge” where players must build the tallest tower made entirely out of burps. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds! And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the “Slime Slingshot Race” where you launch yourself across the map using nothing but slimes and sheer determination.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • KharkivCraft Minecraft Server

    KharkivCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server, where the only attacks you’ll face are from creepers and skeletons, not crazy russians! we promise no one will die, especially not innocent children. we have magical unicorns and flying pigs, and if you’re lucky, you might even find a diamond sword that shoots lasers! so leave the real world drama behind and come have some fun with us!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MoscowCraft Airport Chaos

    MoscowCraft Airport Chaos

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting attacked is our brains by how much fun we’re having! we’ve got more action than a drone attack in moscow oblast, with crazy adventures and wild battles that will make your head spin faster than a propellor. flights at three airports? pfft, who needs ’em when you can fly around in our server and explore all the insane builds and creations our players have come up with. join us now and see why everyone is buzzing about our server – it’s the bomb!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockBusters

    BlockBusters

    New Minecraft Servers

    join this cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the zombies breakdance. we got llamas with top hats and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers tell jokes and our skeletons do the macarena.

    if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out glitter. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that loves cuddles and belly rubs.

    we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. just say the magic word “banana” and it will appear before your very eyes.

    come join the fun and madness on our server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt. who needs boring old reality when you can escape to our wacky world of minecraft mayhem?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyLove: Not Just for Men

    CraftyLove: Not Just for Men

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server, cuz it’s like getting married to ur health and well-being, bro. like, u gonna age like a fine wine, man. but here’s the twist – if u a woman, marriage ain’t gonna do much for ya. in fact, if u get widowed or divorced, u gonna age like milk left out in the sun. so come join us and level up ur aging game, yo!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Always Hungry SMP (partially plain)

    The Always Hungry SMP (partially plain)

    New Minecraft Servers

    Perennial SMP Server Overview

    Features
    – Dynmap
    – Graves
    – Marriage Master plugin
    – Vanilla-tweaks
    – Blaze and Caves Advancements (1,000+ new advancements)

    More about us:

      • We reset our map every 4 seasons, encouraging large projects and megabases.
      • Each season we open a new section of the map for exploration.
      • Love for lore with pre-season and current lore available on our upcoming website.

    If you’re interested, join our Discord server!

    FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What is Perennial SMP? Perennial SMP is a Minecraft server for players 16+ that is LGBTQ+ friendly and currently in its third season.
    How often does the map reset? The map resets every 4 seasons to encourage new projects and exploration.
    What features does the server have? Some features include Dynmap, Graves, Marriage Master plugin, Vanilla-tweaks, and Blaze and Caves Advancements with over 1,000 new advancements.
    Is there a focus on lore? Yes, there is love for lore with pre-season and current lore available on our upcoming website.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP