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| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 9380 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
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