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SweetieCraft

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5102
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Towns Built:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Magic Items Found:	6266
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of politics and just have a good time? Look no further than our server! We promise that our players are sweet as pie, unless they start talking politics – then all bets are off! Join us for a wild ride of building, mining, and avoiding any political debates at all costs. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now for a truly unique gaming experience!

HubbyChunkz – AITA Minecraft Server

aita, AITAH, Boundaries, Circumstances, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Effort, Feed, Food, holidays, HubbyChunkz, husband, INSULTED, Justified, leftovers, Marriage, mean, Minecraft, nachos, overweight, response, self-care, Server, unappreciated

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8925
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Animals Bred:	126	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated like this poor soul? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about being told you don’t feed someone ever again. Our community is full of supportive players who will always appreciate your efforts, even if it’s just building a dirt house.

Plus, we have nachos. Yes, you heard that right. Forget about finishing off leftovers, come join us for a virtual nacho feast like no other. Your in-game character will never go hungry again!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through emojis. Can you decipher their messages and uncover the secrets of the server? Only one way to find out – join us today!

CozyKicks Minecraft SMP

best shoes, comfortable athletic shoes, comfortable boots, comfortable casual shoes, comfortable dress shoes, comfortable footwear, comfortable running shoes, comfortable sandals, comfortable shoe brands, comfortable shoe styles, comfortable shoes, comfortable sneakers, comfortable walking shoes, comfortable work shoes, CozyKicks, Minecraft, shoe arch support, shoe comfort, shoe comfort technology, shoe cushioning, shoe padding, shoe support, smp

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3215
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Crops Grown:	4220	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and the trees drop diamonds instead of apples. It’s like a magical wonderland of craziness and chaos.

And don’t even get me started on the players. We have a guy who built a roller coaster that goes to the moon, and another dude who tamed a dragon and rides it around like it’s no big deal. It’s like a circus of insanity in the best possible way.

So if you want to experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wettingly awesome Minecraft SMP of all time, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, the secret password to get in is “banana hammock”. Don’t ask why, just go with it. See you on the server, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

PointlessCraft Holiday Hub

absurd holiday, forgotten holiday, holiday, Hub, insignificant holiday, irrelevant holiday, meaningless holiday, mundane holiday, nonsensical holiday, obscure holiday, overlooked holiday, pointless holiday, PointlessCraft, silly holiday, trivial holiday, uncelebrated holiday, uneventful holiday, unimportant holiday, unmemorable holiday, unnecessary holiday, unpopular holiday, unremarkable holiday, useless holiday

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9547
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Towns Built:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Buildings Constructed:	30	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Join our Minecraft server and celebrate Pointless Holiday Day every day! Why waste time on real holidays when you can join us for a day dedicated to doing absolutely nothing? Our server is full of pointless activities like staring at walls, counting sheep, and organizing your inventory for the millionth time.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t forget about our annual “Build a Giant Potato” competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual french fries.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community dedicated to celebrating the most pointless holiday in the most ridiculous ways possible? Join us now and let the pointlessness begin!

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

advice, Angela Merkel, controversy, current events, diplomatic response, don’t feed the troll, elon musk, German chancellor, germany, internet culture, KrautCraft, leadership, media relations, Minecraft, Musk, online behavior, Politics, public figure, Server, social media, Technology, tesla, trolling, viral news

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	933
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Crops Grown:	9561
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but, like, watch out for the creepers, they’re always tryna blow up our stuff.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs? yeah, it’s pretty sick.

also, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can literally make anything appear out of thin air. need more diamonds? no problem. want a giant castle? easy peasy.

plus, we have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. just remember, don’t feed the troll.

SubmarinelessRussia

Black Sea Fleet, Defense, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, maritime security, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military presence, naval base, naval operations, naval power, russia, russian military, Russian navy, strategic location, SubmarinelessRussia, Submarines, Tartus

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	502
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4760	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE SUBMARINES THAN RUSSIA IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA! WE GOT SO MANY SUBMARINES, YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU’RE UNDERWATER ALL THE TIME! SWIM WITH THE FISHES AND EXPLORE OUR UNDERWATER CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU CAN FIND THE LOST CITY OF TARTUS AND UNLOCK ANCIENT TREASURES! WHO NEEDS RUSSIAN SUBMARINES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMOND BLOCKS AND LOST CITIES, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND BECOME THE KING OF THE SEAS! 🐟🌊💎

Brain Chip Cheater Server

academic dishonesty, academic integrity, Brain, brain chip, brain implant, CHEATER, Cheating, cheating advancements, cheating in school, cheating methods, cheating on exams, cheating prevention, cheating techniques, cheating trends, cheating with technology, Chip, cognitive enhancement, education, Ethics, Future, innovation, Server, Technology, test

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3599
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Runes Activated:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can do backflips and cows that rap like eminem.

we got a secret underground base where all the chickens wear sunglasses and have dance parties every night.

if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, fam.

so come on over and join the fun, because someone cheating on a test with a brain-chip is probably way closer than we think it is.

Ketamine Craft: Parkinson’s Edition

brain function, brain stimulation, Craft, dopamine levels, drug therapy, dyskinesia, Edition, ketamine, levodopa, levodopa-induced dyskinesia, Medical research, motor cortex control, motor function, movement control, Movement Disorders, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s patients, parkinsons, Treatment

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8382
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magic Items Found:	3311
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the ketamine flows like water and restores your movement control like a boss! forget about boring old levodopa-induced dyskinesia, we got the goods to make your motor cortex control like a pro.

imagine riding a pig through the nether while doing the moonwalk like michael jackson on steroids. that’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server.

we’ve got dungeons filled with ketamine power-ups, secret passages that lead to ketamine treasure chests, and even a ketamine-powered rollercoaster that will blow your mind (literally).

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate ketamine-fueled adventure in minecraft like never before!

Java Survival

Address, admins, advertising, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, exploits, HACKING, java, land protections, Legitimate, Moderators, multiplayer, offensive language, Plugins, Politics, Property, rules, smp, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	753
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Runes Activated:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Star Shards Collected:	62

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play like regular players without using commands for personal gain. Custom plugins for basic commands and land protections provide a unique feel.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, Java Survival allows the use of certain mods as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: How do I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game. Provide as much evidence as you can.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations and property.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: The server is regularly updated to ensure a current Minecraft experience with longevity.

New Horizon Craft 1.21.2

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6778
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Animals Bred:	87	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	102	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Magic Items Found:	1084

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Imagine a world where you can build your own utopia, free from the shackles of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who control the economy with their sick moves. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles of wits and strength. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary potato king who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BroBroRealtor Minecraft Server

BroBroRealtor, buying a house, communication breakdown, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, home buying process, Home ownership, house hunting, Minecraft, Older brother, property investment, property purchase, Real Estate (Industry), real estate agent, real estate market, realtor selection, regret, renting, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1720
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	455
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to claim virtual properties before your older brother swoops in and steals them from under your nose. Build your dream house, team up with other players to plot against your siblings, and maybe even become the ultimate real estate mogul in the virtual world. Who needs a realtor when you have the power of blocks and creativity on your side? Join now and show your brother who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!