Talking Nuts – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

NuttyCraft SMP: The Chatty Nut

4chan, atypical, chatty, free, great place, Help, Important details, Jewdemic, long tail tags, love, Next post, nut, nuts, NuttyCraft, Posts, refuge, REWARD, smp, Succeed, success, tags, Talking, Talking Nuts

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Talking Nuts! He’s a 4chan legend who survived the jewdemic and now he’s here to help YOU succeed in Minecraft for FREE.

Join our server for a chance to be blessed by the Talking Nuts himself. Rumor has it that he once tamed a pack of wild wolves with just his charming personality. And don’t even get me started on his epic diamond mining skills – they’re out of this world!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few talking nuts along the way. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with the Talking Nuts leading the way!

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SlaveCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, brain implant, control, Cook, Exploitation, forced labor, groundskeeper, human rights violation, inhumane treatment, master-slave relationship, Minecraft, Nigerian, ownership, PAJEET, power dynamics, Server, sex slave, Slav, slave auction, slave chip, SlaveCraft, Slavery, social justice

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience a world where slavery is not only legal, but encouraged! Join us for the chance to buy your very own Slav, pajeet, or Nigerian at our virtual slave auction. Need a sex slave to fulfill your wildest fantasies? Or maybe a groundskeeper to tend to your pixelated gardens? We’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Each slave comes with a special slave chip implanted in their brain, ensuring they obey your every command. And if they dare to harm their master, they’ll feel pain like never before. It’s all in good fun, right?

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Who knew virtual slavery could be so entertaining?

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CraftyCreeperCo.

artists’ model, awkward, awkwardness, bachelorette party, Best Friend, Boundaries, Communication, CraftyCreeperCo, Disclosure, erotic poses, explicit poses, friendship, Girlfriend, Honesty, Modeling, nude model, posing, relationships, Secrets, touching, Trust

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and crazy time like no other!

Imagine this: you log on to our server and find yourself in the middle of a bachelorette party, but instead of a stripper, they hired an artist’s model…and that model is YOU! Get ready for some awkward yet hilarious moments as you strike some explicit poses (no physical contact, of course) with your best friend’s girlfriend!

But wait, there’s more! Your best friend has no idea about this little party shenanigan, so why not spice things up even more by telling him yourself? Who knows what kind of drama and chaos will unfold!

So come on and join our server for a truly unforgettable experience. Who needs diamonds and creepers when you can have scandalous bachelorette parties and awkward confrontations? Don’t miss out on the fun!

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BugCraft Minecraft Server

Bites, bug, BugCraft, creepy, creepy crawly, encounter, entomologist, entomology, entomophobia, exterminator, fear, gross, infestation, insect, Minecraft, Nightmare, Pest Control, Phobia, Server, stings, Story, WORST

Are you tired of being terrorized by bugs and insects in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, bugs and insects are your loyal companions! That’s right, instead of running away from creepy crawlies, you’ll be teaming up with them to conquer the virtual world. Join us for a bug-tastic adventure like no other! Who needs a pet dog when you can have a pet spider riding on your shoulder? So come on, join our server and let the insect revolution begin!

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CraftyNostalgia

changing interests, childhood favorites, CraftyNostalgia, evolving tastes, forgotten passions, former hobbies, former obsessions, hobbies, interests, letting go, lifestyle changes, moving on, Nostalgia, old habits, past loves, past passions, personal development, personal growth, Self Discovery, shifting priorities

Remember the days when you lived and breathed Minecraft like it was your oxygen tank in a post-apocalyptic wasteland? Well, get ready to reignite that fiery passion on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with diamond blocks. But these weren’t just any ordinary diamond blocks, oh no. These diamond blocks were enchanted with the power of unlimited pizza delivery! That’s right, whenever this player placed one of those enchanted diamond blocks, a pizza would magically appear in their inventory. And not just any pizza, but a pizza with toppings so exotic, it would make Gordon Ramsay weep tears of joy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Imagine creepers breakdancing, skeletons doing the cha-cha, and zombies attempting the moonwalk. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So, if you want to experience the thrill of finding enchanted diamond blocks and partying with mobs, then come join our server! Who needs oxygen when you have pizza-powered diamonds and dancing zombies, am I right?

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KremlinCraft: No Cuts, Just Blocks

blocks, Cuts, defence spending, defense allocation, defense policy, defense strategy, denial, european union, foreign influence, international relations, KremlinCraft, military budget, military capabilities, military expenditure, Misinformation, national security, nato, Polish government, political tensions, Propaganda, Report, russia, SECURITY

so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally insane, man. like, the polish government is all up in arms about some report saying they gonna cut 25% of their defense spending. but get this, they blaming it on russia, like what even, bro?

anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server, where the only thing you gotta worry about is creepers blowing up your house. we got crazy builds, epic pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds.

so, like, forget about politics and come join the fun. who needs defense spending when you got a diamond sword, amirite? come join us and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!

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OverdraftCraft: No Pay on Holidays!

bank fees, Banking, banking policies, Banks, Federal holidays, fees, finance, financial institutions, financial services, holiday banking, holiday closures, holiday pay, holiday pay policies, holiday scheduling, holidays, money management, overdraft fees, OverdraftCraft, Pay, paycheck delays, paycheck processing, paycheck timing, paychecks

lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do backflips. u can ride on a chicken and shoot laser beams out of ur eyes. our diamonds are made of chocolate and creepers give u hugs instead of exploding. also, if u join our server, u automatically become best friends with Notch and get free pizza every friday. so what r u waiting for? come join the most epic minecraft server everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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DOZA Hardcore Minecraft Server

Adventure, Challenging, Community, competitive, DOZA Hardcore, Gaming, hardcore minecraft, hardcore mode, Minecraft, multiplayer, no cheats, No dupes, one life, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Realistic, Sandbox, Server, Survival

A typical survival with one small thing… You have 1 life…There is only one rule – No cheats or dupes

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TempissCraft Minecraft Server

destroy, en3, fag enablers, forces, fuwamoco, Girls, Hires, hololive, Minecraft, Poisoning, puts, retard, Server, Shill, Show, SITS, skips, Stars, tempdiarrhea, tempiss, TempissCraft, tempoo, Venue, VID

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server where we hire temps with explosive diarrhea, skip important events for random reasons, and put on shows in venues that can only fit 3,000 people!

But that’s not all – we haven’t killed off all the stars yet, and we even force our players to shill videos with stars on them. Plus, we have fag enablers who just can’t stop talking about how much they love faggots.

And don’t even get us started on our rival server, Niji shit. We don’t even know the names of those losers because we’re too busy causing chaos and mayhem in our own server. So come join us and be a part of the madness – who knows what outrageous adventures await you in our Minecraft world!

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HungerCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, challenge, Embodiment of Scarlet Devil, Entertainment, funny, gameplay, Gaming, HG, humor, hungercraft, internet culture, Let’s Play, meme, Minecraft, popular culture, reaction video, Server, the hunger games, video game, viral

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience the chaos and madness of our world, where anything can happen!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of mischievous players start throwing TNT at you! Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! Yes, you heard that right, a CHICKEN with a TOP HAT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mystical creatures called the “First 24”, who are always causing trouble and chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their madness? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible!

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CakeSmash Minecraft Server

AITAH, CakeSmash, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, emotional outburst, emotional response, family dynamics, feeling unappreciated, Guilt, household responsibilities, lack of apology, leaving my smashed cake on the ground, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, perfectionism, seeking forgiveness, seeking validation, self-care, Server, sibling dynamics

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dropping cakes on the floor is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of chaotic kitchen mishaps and emotional meltdowns. Our server is perfect for those who enjoy a good cry in the bathroom and have a knack for causing accidental messes.

Experience the thrill of being blamed for everything, just like in real life! Build your own virtual cake only to watch it fall to the ground as your fellow players shout at you for being “stupid and careless.”

But don’t worry, on our server, there’s always a chance for redemption. Will you stand your ground and demand an apology for your fallen cake, or will you run to the bathroom to cry it out like a true Minecraft warrior? The choice is yours!

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama and chaos of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. And remember, on our server, the messier, the better!

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