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| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 1688 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community led by a 6’5 schizoid who has impregnated 3 women through sperm donor apps just to pass on his genes! Despite living with his mommy and only working restaurant jobs, he has had inconceivable success with women thanks to his height and looks.
Join us and befriend other losers who browse 4chan, as we all come together to build and create in this virtual world. Who needs a degree when you have such impressive genetics, right? Plus, you’ll have the chance to be “mogged” by our server leader, who attributes all his success to his appearance and perception.
So come on in and ask him anything – just be prepared for some outrageous stories and a whole lot of laughs along the way!
