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talking about stress

  • Stressless Minecraft SMP

    Stressless Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    💥✨ Oh boy, hold onto your diamond pickaxes, folks, because this Minecraft SMP is like a golden apple in a sea of rotten potatoes! 🥔 You ever wanted to dig straight down without the fear of LAVA (trust me, it’s a serious problem) but also wanted to be terrorized by flying flaming cows? Well, my friend, you’re about to embark on the craziest blocky adventure of your entire life!!! 🚀🌈

    Ever heard of the Great Enderman Teleportation Scandal of 2023? Yeah, it’s a thing. 👾 Join us not just to build, but to defend your beautifully crafted forts from ghostly creatures who are actually just misunderstood interns from the Nether. They’re trying to steal your enchanted gear and use it for… well, nobody knows. What kind of business are they running down there anyway? FIND OUT! 🔍🌋

    Oh, and did I mention the Mystery of the Exploding Creeper? 💣 It’s said that if you can make a Creeper cry (don’t ask how, it’s complicated), you’ll unlock a secret dimension of infinite resources. But careful! There’s a chance you might accidently get sucked into a black hole made of bedrock. If you survive, you might find yourself in a dimension where everything is made of cake, but it’s a cursed cake that makes you fart rainbows! 🍰🌈💨

    Wanna craft a weapon that doesn’t just charm your enemies but also sings lullabies to them? Yup, possible here! Just gather the three sacred ingredients: a nether star, a fishy fish fillet, and your uncle’s old Nintendo cartridges – there’s a LONG backstory, don’t ask. 🎶🐠👾 And for the brave souls who dare to venture into the “Cave of Infinite Regrets,” you might come back with an enchanted shovel that can dig through all of your life’s choices!!! What more do you want?! 😱💀

    Join our chaotic Potato Cult (don’t question it, just accept it), where our motto is “Grow big or go home!” 🥔🚀 We have secret meetings at a lava fountain where we chant to Steve, the Block God, and throw diamonds into the fiery abyss as tribute. Oh, and we roast marshmallows over ghasts because that’s the kind of insane geniuses we are. 🔥👾

    So, why are you still reading this? Get your pickaxe, jump through the portal of utter nonsense, and become a part of something legendary. Or you’ll just be trapped in your grandma’s survival world forever. And nobody wants that. Trust me! 💥🎉 Join us NOW!!!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SelfCareCraft SMP

    SelfCareCraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a noob on other servers? Join our Minecraft SMP and level up your self-care game! Our server is like a virtual spa day for your soul, where you can mine diamonds while practicing mindfulness and relaxation techniques. Need to destress after a long day of creeper explosions? Our community of players will serenade you with soothing lullabies as you build your dream castle. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who give the best virtual hugs in the game. So come join us and let your self-care journey begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TearsOfJoyMC

    TearsOfJoyMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn instead of laugh? Well, look no further because our server will have you crying with happiness just like that one scene from that movie you love (you know the one).

    Join our server and experience the joy of building your own virtual world while dodging creepers and zombies with your new best friends. We promise you’ll be so happy, you’ll shed tears of joy just like when Simba finally takes his rightful place as king in The Lion King.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the tears of happiness flow as you embark on epic adventures and make memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCreeperClash

    CraftyCreeperClash

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can be part of epic battles and stuff? well, this server is like the ultimate showdown between Hezbollah and Iran against Israel! like, imagine building your own base and fighting off enemies with crazy weapons and armor. plus, there’s like secret missions and hidden treasures to find. it’s gonna be so lit, u gotta join now before it’s too late! come be a part of the chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Caution: Enter at your own risk! EVO CIVS – Where semi-vanilla meets chaos and roleplay

    Caution: Enter at your own risk! EVO CIVS – Where semi-vanilla meets chaos and roleplay

    New Minecraft Servers

    WELCOME TO EVO CIVS

    Looking for a unique geopolitical server to immerse yourself in? Want a world where your contributions matter and last? Ready to join a community that evolves and adapts over time?

    EVO CIVS is the server for you! EVO CIVS offers a persistent world where technological eras evolve over time, driven entirely by player actions. It’s designed for those who thrive in nation-building, alliances, and engaging in dynamic, player-driven worldbuilding without top-down admin interference. Features:

      • A 7k x 7k claimable world where builds and claims are protected.
      • Elytra and Nether travel are disabled to encourage land-based travel and infrastructure like roads, canals, and rails.
      • Player nations engage in diplomacy, war, trade, and alliances, with unique governmental structures and opportunities to grow in power.
      • A welcoming community for worldbuilding, including writing, building, and more!

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    No Towny Claims are player-driven and admin-moderated.
    Custom crafting recipes and roleplay enhancements keep gameplay fresh while maintaining the semi-vanilla experience.
    Strict rules against toxic behavior, racism, and derogatory statements.

    Join a vibrant world where nations rise and fall, and where your actions shape the future of the server. The application process is open to the community, so don’t hesitate—people are always willing to help!

    Server Information

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP