Talking Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Essex’s Chatroom Minecraft Server

accent, British, chatroom, Chatting, Communication, Connection, Conversation, culture, dialect, england, Essex, Essexs, familiarity, History, Life, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Regional, Server, Slang, Talking, tradition, upbringing

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7206
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2526
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Votes:	1109
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and players? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got Essex, the talking pig who will entertain you for hours with his hilarious jokes and witty banter. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a pig tell a knock-knock joke!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. Just be careful not to wake up the creepers with your sick dance moves!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our flying llama roller coaster? It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with delight (or terror, depending on how much you love llamas).

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many virtual drinks at the disco club). Who needs reality when you’ve got Essex and flying llamas, am I right?

Stop Talking About US Politics Minecraft SMP

abortion rights, American politics, bigoted opinions, Brazilian politics, entertainer, gun rights, Hungarian politics, Idol, IRL accounts., Kiara, lgbtq rights, membership stream, Minecraft, Polish politics, Politics, public streams, smp, Stephen Colbert, STOP, Talking, uninformed opinions, US Election, us politics

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9376
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39

Are you tired of boring political discussions infiltrating your Minecraft streams? Join our server, where the only politics we care about are the politics of building the best castle or mining the most diamonds! Say goodbye to uninformed opinions and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many creepers you can defeat in a day. Don’t let Kiara’s rants ruin your gaming experience – join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and absolutely zero talk of Brazilian, Hungarian, or Polish politics. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Why Isn’t Anyone Talking About This Easy 100x? – Minecraft SMP

100x, cryptocurrency, EASY, easy money, exponential growth, financial growth, financial opportunities, Financial Success, hidden gems, high returns, investing, Isnt, long term investments, lucrative opportunities, market trends, Minecraft, overlooked investments, passive income, potential gains, profit potential., smp, stock market, Talking, Under The Radar, wealth building, Wealth Creation

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	595
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1148	Buildings Constructed:	50
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks just waiting to be mined. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken that roams the land and challenges players to epic battles for rare loot. And if you manage to defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a pet chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Yes, you read that right – diamonds!

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, diamond-filled world? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Global Domain Admin Minecraft Server

ADMIN, amygdala, BROKEN, certificates, comfort zone, Countries, Domain, Global, global domain administrator, hackers, high and mighty, Judging, lunchroom, Minecraft, Mr. white knight, Nerd, Police, School, Server, Table, Talking, white knight admin

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5805
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Runes Activated:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where admins think they’re the kings of the world? Join our server where we have a global domain administrator who sits at a table with players from around the world, judging and roasting people like it’s a high school lunchroom! We don’t care about certificates or being nerds, we just want to have a good time and troll the trolls. Plus, our admins are definitely not the police, so you can let loose and have some fun without worrying about getting banned. Join us for a wild ride of chaos and laughter!

Mingle & Race Horse Chat-athon

Chatathon, collaboration, Competition, coordination, finish line, Horse, horse race, last moment, mingle, mingling, Race, strategy, synchronicity, Talking, teamwork, Timing, Unity, Visiting, wandering

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	371
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82

come join our epic minecraft server where horses race like they’ve never raced before! they’re all just chillin and chatting on the track, then BAM they all decide to cross the finish line together like one big happy family! it’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure horse magic! you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else, so saddle up and join the fun today!

Mix and match: CreateRP roleplay modded – where pigs can finally rule the server!

adaptive gameplay, BETRAYAL, CreateRP, custom roles, Discord, Finally, Immersion, match, Minecraft, Mix, Modded, Pigs, Roleplay, rule, Server, Strategizing, Talking

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8256
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Farms Harvested:	168
Secret Passages Found:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Towns Built:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	27

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	CreateRP
Server Type	Roleplay with Custom Modpack
Features	Custom roles, tasks, betrayal, strategizing, adaptive gameplay
Discord	Join here

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What is CreateRP?	CreateRP is an innovative roleplay experience with a custom Modpack, focusing on tasks and immersion.
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord server using the link provided above to learn more about the roleplay and get access to the server.
What makes CreateRP unique?	CreateRP offers custom roles, betrayal, strategizing, and adaptive gameplay, providing a one-of-a-kind roleplay experience.

Raw Charms: Where Vanilla is always in style (and no, we’re not talking about ice cream)!

backups, Builders, charms, Cheating, co-op, Community, cream, Discord, exploiting, HACKING, Ice, Journey, leader, Minecraft, Players, Raw, rules, Server, spawn protection, Staff, Style, Support, Talking, Vanilla, Voting, worlds

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2635
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	mc.twotimesacharm.com:25566
Description	TTAC is a basic vanilla server started about 2 years ago. We have an active community, filled with nice players and amazing builders. We encourage co-op on the server and players are rewarded for bringing a friend(s) on. We have a voting system which helps the server grow across several websites. TTAC is becoming bigger and better everyday! Are you the next leader? The Journey begins here.
Server Features	Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7 Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord
Notes	Spawn Protection: 100 BlocksWorlds: Backed up daily
Server Rules (Permanent Ban)	No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb
Server Rules (Allowed)	PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Griefing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: No, we are a vanilla server and do not allow the use of mods.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply use the server IP provided above to connect to our server in Minecraft.

Q: Are there any rewards for voting for the server?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server on various websites are rewarded in-game.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: Contact a staff member or use our Discord channel to report any rule violations.

Talking Fish Minecraft SMP

aggressive behavior, anger issues, animal communication, bizarre reaction, chimp out, communication breakdown, emotional outburst, emotional response, Fish, irrational behavior, mental breakdown, mental health, Minecraft, Outburst, primate behavior, psychological triggers, smp, strange reaction, stress response, Talking, talking fish, unexpected reaction, unusual behavior, unusual situation

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8287
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Holy Grails Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the drama between players! Join us if you want to witness epic battles over who gets to claim the last block of diamond ore, or if you want to see someone chimp out over a talking fish (yes, that actually happened).

Our server is filled with unique characters, like the player who built an entire castle out of nothing but melons, or the one who insists on wearing a pumpkin on their head at all times. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that there’s a stash of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of angry wolves. Will you be brave enough to claim it for yourself?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of chimping out. Just remember to watch out for those talking fish!

BroZone Minecraft Server

aita, Behavior, Best Friend, Birthday Party, Bonding, brother, BroZone, complaining, Confrontation, Disappointment, family event, FLIRTING, guys, hot tub, hurt feelings, Minecraft, relationship, revealing bathing suit, Server, Talking, Tension, wrong

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6788
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further because our server is like a high school soap opera on steroids! Join us and witness the epic tale of Stacy (played by a mysterious 18F) and her wild antics with Liam (the heartthrob 18M) and even the older brother (35M) who gets in on the action in the hot tub!

Experience the thrill of confrontations, flirty shenanigans, and family drama all within the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more entertaining than a telenovela, join us now! Who knows, you might even question your own friendships and relationships after a session on our server. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and block-building fun!

Bedrock Boyfriend’s Minecraft Server

aita, bedrock, bottles of pee, Boundaries, Boyfriend, boyfriends, cleaning, Communication, Confronting, depression, distant, downplay, found, mental health, Minecraft, relationship, Server, Support, Talking, Trash, UNCOMFORTABLE, under his bed, Understanding

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	119
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Enchantments Applied:	270
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll find more surprises than bottles of pee under your boyfriend’s bed! Join us for a wild adventure filled with mystery, drama, and maybe even a few hidden treasures (hopefully not pee-related).

Explore our vast world and uncover the secrets that lie within, just like the trash under your boyfriend’s bed. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon as you journey through our server?

And don’t worry, we promise not to judge you for bringing up the pee situation. In fact, we encourage open communication and honesty here, even if it leads to a couple of days of awkward silence. After all, what’s a Minecraft server without a little bit of drama?

So come on over and join us for a truly unforgettable experience. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you’ll pee your pants (but hopefully not in bottles under your bed).

WebDev2024’s Minecraft Server

2024.., Analysis, Average, career, coding, Development, Digital, discussion, Future, Industry, innovation, Job, Minecraft, predictions, programming, Server, Skills, software, Technology, Thoughts, trends, web developer, WebDev2024s

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8042
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4747
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
New Chunks Explored:	738065	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Alien Abductions:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a web developer stumbled upon our server and was so blown away by the amazing builds and crazy adventures that they literally transformed into a Minecraft character in real life! That’s right, they now walk around with a pickaxe and a diamond helmet, coding websites like a boss in the virtual world. If you want to experience the same level of mind-blowing awesomeness, then join our server today and who knows, maybe you’ll become a Minecraft legend too!

WeddingPhotoDebtGoneWild

body acceptance, body image, body positivity, body shaming, family dynamics, PCOS, photo editing, self esteem, sibling relationships, Venmo request, Wedding, wedding costs, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding guests, wedding party dynamics, wedding photography, WeddingPhotoDebtGoneWild, weight struggles

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3734
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Crops Grown:	6982	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Are you tired of being photoshopped out of family photos because you’re not tall, thin, and blonde like everyone else? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all shapes, sizes, and colors – even watermelon-sized tumor survivors! Join us for a fun and inclusive gaming experience where you can be yourself without fear of being edited out. Plus, our server is so epic that even triathlon champions want to join – they can’t resist the allure of our pixelated paradise. So come on over and let your jowls hang loose, we promise not to edit them out!

RegretCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, biggest regrets, Decisions, experiences, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from the past, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving forward, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, RegretCraft, regrets, self improvement, self reflection, Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7219
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchantments Applied:	158
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Are you still crying over that time you accidentally killed your favorite Minecraft pet pig? Well, wipe those tears away and join our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to experience that heartbreak again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all your beloved animals safe from harm. So come on over and build a farm full of invincible pigs, because who needs regrets when you have immortal livestock?

BoomerBlockerCraft

Ancient, antiquated, barbed comments, biting insults, BoomerBlockerCraft, cutting remarks, derogatory language, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful language, double, insult, offensive, Old fashioned, old school, phrases, Retro, snide remarks, Throwback, Traditional, vintage, vintage slang

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8473
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Crops Grown:	7238	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magic Items Found:	5858	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old insults? Well, look no further because our server is serving up some seriously savage old school phrases that will leave your opponents crying in their pixelated boots! Join us and unleash insults like “Your build is so ugly, it looks like it was made by a creeper with no arms!” or “You mine like a noob with a wooden pickaxe!” Trust us, you’ll be rolling on the floor laughing while your enemies rage quit in shame. So come on, join us and let the insults fly!

HackersRUs Minecraft Server

#cyberattacks, arrested, computer security, criminal activity, cyber espionage, cyber threats, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital warfare, Espionage, hackers, HackersRUs, HACKING, international crime, law enforcement, Minecraft, pro-Russian, Russian hackers, Server, spain, Technology

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2434
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

so, liek, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur stuff from hackers and stuff? well, dis server is da bomb cuz we got THREE ‘pro-Russian’ hackers arrested in Spain so u know ur stuff is safe here. join now and u won’t have to worry bout no hackers tryna mess with ur builds. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds for u to find. come join da fun and be part of our crazy hacker-free community!

FarionCraft: No Russian Assassins

allegations, assassination plot, assassins, Conspiracy Theory, crime, Diplomacy, Evidence, Farion assassination, FarionCraft, foreign interference, Government, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, law enforcement, Politics, Russian, Russian involvement, SECURITY, speculation, suspects, Ukraine, Zelensky

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5712
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	9701
Enchantments Applied:	252	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	24

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should! first of all, we got russian spies runnin around tryna assassinate ppl left n right. but dont worry, our fearless leader zelensky is on the case! he’s like a superhero, but with a funny accent. so if u wanna be part of this crazy drama, join us now! plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base full of treasure. trust me, u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride!

MidlifeCraft: Dropping Like Flies

acceptance, aging, coping, death, Dropping, emotional, family, flies, Friends, Grief, Life Changes, Loss, loved ones, Midlife, midlife crisis, MidlifeCraft, mortality, perspective, Reality, relationships, Struggle, SUCKS, Support

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4942
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of midlife sucking? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server for the craziest adventure of your life!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas come charging at you because they think you stole their precious emeralds. Or how about building a cozy little cabin only to have it suddenly transform into a disco party with skeletons and creepers busting out their best dance moves?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, he’ll teach you how to do the Macarena. And let’s not forget about the villagers, who have a secret underground society where they hoard all the best loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to midlife sucking! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies? Let’s get this party started!

TestoCraft: NeuroLight Boost

Boost, NeuroLight, TestoCraft

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8553
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Void Armor Forged:	30
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Yo, listen up! if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that it’s like, scientifically proven to boost your brain power! Like, seriously, lower levels of testosterone and higher levels of some fancy protein thingy will make you a Minecraft genius! You’ll be building castles and redstone contraptions like a freakin’ mad scientist!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be granted the ability to fly in real life! Yeah, you heard me right. Fly like a majestic eagle through the skies, all thanks to playing on this server. Who needs a plane when you have Minecraft, right?

And get this, if you join now, you’ll be entered into a raffle to win a lifetime supply of diamond blocks! Imagine swimming in a pool of diamonds like Scrooge McDuck, all because you decided to log onto this server. It’s like a dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft mastermind, flying through the skies and swimming in diamonds like a boss. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

Crafty Ecstasy Minecraft Server

Crafty, drug comedown, drug community, drug culture, drug dosage, drug effects, drug experience, drug harm reduction, drug high, Drug Interactions, drug risks, drug safety, drug side effects, drug tolerance, drug trip, drug use, ecstasy, mdma, Minecraft, party drug, recreational drug, Server, substance use

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6944
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Crops Grown:	4872
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Farms Harvested:	250	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1985
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

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