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HezbollahCraft – No Walkie Talkies!

air travel, Aviation, banned items, Bans, Blasts, communication devices, hezbollah, Hezbollah members, HezbollahCraft, iran, MIDDLE EAST, pagers, Planes, regulations, restrictions, Safety, SECURITY, Talkies, Targeting, Terrorism, travel, walkie, walkie-talkies

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7774
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Iran is banning pagers and walkie talkies on planes just to try and stop the madness happening here! like, our explosions are so epic, they’re targeting Hezbollah members and causing chaos all over the place. join us if you wanna be part of the craziest, most explosive Minecraft server out there! just watch out for those banned pagers, they might blow up in your face!

Blocky Blue Balls: Where Creepers Explode and Players Impload

Balls, blocky, Blue, coping mechanisms, CREEPERS, depression, Despair, Desperation, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, explode, Frustration, Impload, Intimacy, Loneliness, longing, mental anguish, mental breakdown, mental health, Players, relationship, seeking help, self harm, sex, sexual frustration, suicidal thoughts, WOMAN

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6930
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Villages Defended:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of going two whole weeks without any action? Feeling like you’re about to lose your mind? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that again! Join us and experience a world where you can get all the virtual lovin’ you desire without any judgment. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a pixelated paradise of passion? Don’t end it all, join us instead and let the blocky love flow!

Granny’s Naughty Minecraft Adventures

Adventures, coworker, forbidden desires, forbidden love, friends mom, Grannys, Hookups, Infidelity, lustful experiences, mature lovers, mature women, Minecraft, Naughty, naughty encounters, Old sluts, Older Women, promiscuity, scandalous affairs, secret affairs, seduction, sexual adventures, sexual encounters, Stories, taboo relationships

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2007
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Enchantments Applied:	105
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Star Shards Collected:	115
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to spice things up with some scandalous stories? Look no further! Join our server and share your wildest tales of old sluts you’ve allegedly hooked up with – whether it’s your coworker, your friend’s mom, or anyone else! Let the drama unfold as you build, mine, and craft your way through our world of outrageous adventures. Who knows, you might even uncover some juicy secrets along the way! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft scandalous again!

VietnamCraft: Where Creepers fear the mighty pho and players battle with banh mi swords!

Asia, banh, Banh Mi, battle, Beautiful landscapes, CREEPERS, culture, entire planet, fear, greatest country, Halong Bay, Hanoi, hidden gems, History, Ho Chi Minh City, Mekong Delta, Mighty, pho.., Players, Southeast Asia, Swords, tourism, traditional festivals, travel, Vietnam, VietnamCraft, Vietnamese cuisine, War Remnants Museum

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9693
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Votes:	2697	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we recreate the epic landscapes of Vietnam in blocky perfection! Join us for a wild ride through rice paddies, lush jungles, and bustling cities – all without the risk of stepping on a landmine!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that hidden deep within our virtual Vietnam is a secret underground tunnel network filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary pho restaurant run by a group of friendly villagers who serve up the most delicious virtual noodles you’ve ever tasted. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of our resident Minecraft version of Ho Chi Minh himself, wandering the streets and spreading pixelated wisdom to all who cross his path.

So come on down to our server and experience the wonders of virtual Vietnam for yourself. Who needs to travel the world when you can explore it all from the comfort of your own computer screen? Join us today and let the adventures begin!

Watame’s Wooly World – Baa-rilliant Minecraft Madness!

anime boston, Baarilliant, cover songs, hololive, Hololive 5th Fes, Hololive Academy, Hololive collaboration, Hololive community, Hololive events, Hololive idols, Hololive Meet, Hololive merchandise, Hololive news, Hololive voice packs, Hop Step Sheep, King Of The Sheep, madness, Minecraft, Music, original songs, Polaris Chord, Tsunomaki Watame, Vtuber, Watames, Wooly, world

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4629
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	487	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by Mayor Tsunomaki Watame herself! That’s right, the sheep queen is in charge and she’s bringing all the fun to your Minecraft experience.

Join our server for a chance to participate in epic events like the opening ceremony of SUPER EXPO 2024, where Watame will perform her latest hit, ‘Can You Do The The Hololive’. And don’t miss out on the Capture The Moment Stage 1, where Watame will rock out with Mori and conduct the ceremony with Azki and Roboco.

But that’s not all! Watame will be appearing as a guest at the 超超超超ゲーマーズ event, where she’ll show off her new gyaru-inspired outfit and announce her ambition to become the King Of The Sheep. Plus, she’ll be releasing new songs and covers for you to enjoy while you build and explore in the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most sheep-tastic Minecraft experience you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ZombieCraft: The Undead Server

achievement, battle, Conflict, Dead, Defeat, found, He won, House, house lost, Legion, legion nowhere to be found, Lost, NCR, NCR dead, Nowhere, Server, Struggle, triumph, Undead, Victory, War, ZombieCraft

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	466
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Buildings Constructed:	40	Endless Legions Commanded:	47

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, the NCR is dead, the house is lost, and the Legion is nowhere to be found! Why, you ask? Because our fearless leader defeated them all single-handedly with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of porkchops! Join us now and witness the epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history! Who needs factions when you have one unstoppable player ruling them all? Come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world!

Blocktopia: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

blocktopia, CREEPERS, fear, Tread

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4943
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against giant zombie chickens, build a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, or participate in a dance-off with creepers. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to visit!

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen, complete with disco balls made of diamond blocks and unlimited cake. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

BirdsOfWarCraft: When your feathered friends turn on each other in the ultimate battle for survival!

Animals, avian, battle, BirdsOfWarCraft, Conflict, emotions, Feathered, forgiveness, Friends, Grief, Guilt, hate, Killed, Loss, loved, Memories, ownership, pet birds, Pets, Reflection, remorse, RESPONSIBILITY, Sadness, Survival, Tragedy, Turn, Ultimate

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8863
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	144	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
New Chunks Explored:	137152	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of your pet birds turning on each other in a twisted game of avian betrayal? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your feathered friends can’t harm each other (or you)! Say goodbye to bird drama and hello to endless block-building fun. Who needs real pets when you can have virtual ones that won’t peck each other to death? Join us now and leave the bird drama behind!

CheerCraft: Where even creepers can’t resist shaking their pom-poms!

athleticism, cheer competitions, CheerCraft, cheerleaders, cheerleading controversy, cheerleading culture, cheerleading skills, cheerleading squad, cheerleading stereotypes, cheerleading tryouts, cheerleading uniforms, college, CREEPERS, Dance, high school, Performance, pom poms, pompoms, Resist, Routines, school spirit, SHAKING, sports, stunts, team spirit

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3325
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Buildings Constructed:	12

Do you love cheerleaders? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole squad of cheerleaders who will cheer you on as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers! Join us for the ultimate pep rally experience in the world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. Who knew the undead had such killer dance moves?

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive skydiving mini-game where you can plummet from the top of the world and try to land in a pool of lava? It’s the ultimate adrenaline rush!

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that you won’t find anywhere else. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have cheerleaders, disco parties, and death-defying stunts?

Nasally Nonsense Minecraft Server: Where Complaining is the Main Event!

ANNOYING, Boring, Complain, complaining, controversial, criticism, critique, Entertainment, Event, FAGGOT, IRRITATING, judgmental, Main, Minecraft, Music, Nasally, nonsense, opinion, Personality, perspective, Podcast, pretentious, rant, Server, unpopular, VOICE

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9052
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	258
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Are you tired of listening to pretentious nasally faggots complain about boring stuff? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only complaining you’ll hear is from the chickens when you don’t feed them enough seeds!

Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know our players are too busy building epic structures and battling dragons to pay them any mind. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself is jealous!

So why waste your time listening to boring complaints when you can join our server and embark on epic adventures, make new friends, and maybe even discover the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples? Join us now and let the fun begin!

EscapeCraft: The Easiest Way Out!

Adventure, bureaucracy, citizenship, citizenship by investment, dream, dual citizenship, Easiest, easiest EU passport, Escape, escapecraft, european union, freedom, Get out, immigration, new beginning, opportunity, Paperwork, process, Relocation, residency, shithole, travel

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4167
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of being stuck in a shithole country with no way out? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the easiest EU passport you’ll ever get! Just join our server and start building your way to citizenship in no time. No need to deal with pesky immigration laws or paperwork, just craft your way to freedom! Join now and say goodbye to your shithole country for good!