yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the creepers wear sunglasses and the pigs ride around in lamborghinis. we got a secret underground disco party where the zombies break it down on the dance floor.
if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its butt. not to mention, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.
we also have a special event every friday where all the players have to battle it out in a giant game of musical chairs, but instead of chairs, we use TNT blocks. it’s a blast, literally.
so come on over to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, most insane minecraft world you’ve ever seen. just remember, if a lego person talked in sign language, they would only be able to say “C”.
