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> Dude what if we removed all talk, team… Minecraft SMP: NoChatNoTeam
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve banned all forms of communication, team switching, and even limited the rounds to only 2 because talking to the other team was just too much fun! And don’t even get us started on that horsefucker Jill – she caused way too much drama. Join us for a wild ride filled with unpredictable twists and turns, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a hilarious time! -
Furry Visual Novels Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no flair or pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We’ve got everything from gay to straight, bara to twink, femboy to Western, Japanese to human MC, and even anthro MC – we’ve got it all!Join us on this crazy adventure where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination. Our pastebin is filled with FVNs that are worth playing (or at least worth keeping an eye on) so you’ll never run out of fun things to do.
Anyone can contribute to the pastebin, so you can add your own insane stories and outrageous reasons to join our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and let the madness begin!
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SMP Minecraft – SERIOUS Kevin Nash Talk
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP for a truly unique experience.Picture this: a server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And the zombies? They break out into dance numbers instead of trying to eat your brains. It’s a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it, if you can befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.
And let’s not forget about our resident wizard, Steve the Sorcerer. He’s been known to turn players into unicorns or summon giant flying pigs to ride around on. It’s chaos and hilarity at every turn on our Minecraft SMP.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!
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Real Talk Minecraft SMP Trailer Tomorrow
Yo, forget about that trailer, because our Minecraft SMP is where the real action is at! We’ve got creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and villagers throwing the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly like a chicken and mine diamonds with your mind. So why waste time waiting for a trailer when you could be living it up in our wacky world of blocky madness? Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! -
Boston Legal Minecraft SMP
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ve never heard of! This server is so underground, even the creepers haven’t heard of it. But don’t worry, we’re here to spill the tea on why you NEED to join this server ASAP.First of all, our server is so exclusive, it’s like finding a diamond block in a pile of dirt. We have secret bases hidden in the most random places, like under a chicken coop or inside a giant mushroom. You never know what you’ll stumble upon in this wacky world.
But that’s not all! Our server has a rich history that no one talks about because it’s just too wild for words. Legend has it that the first player to join the server accidentally spawned a dragon in their backyard, and now it’s become a tourist attraction for all the newbies.
So why haven’t you heard of this server before? It’s simple – we like to keep things low-key and let our gameplay do the talking. So come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons – they’re always up to no good!
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Talk to me now I’m older Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Need a break from the real world? Join us for some virtual fun and shenanigans.Picture this: Friday nights filled with forties and parties, all in the comfort of your own blocky world. Your friends are away, your parents are out of town – it’s the perfect time to escape reality and dive into the madness of our server.
12:51 is the time to log on and let loose. Let your voice be heard as you build, explore, and conquer the virtual landscape. Kiss your worries goodbye and embrace the chaos of our community.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Who needs real life when you can have this much fun in the digital realm? Let’s get building, mining, and causing mayhem together!
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BlockyBoys Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the gayest place to be in the blocky world! Join us for rainbow-colored sheep, fabulous unicorn mounts, and a disco party every night in the virtual club!But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Gaylord, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those who can find him in the enchanted forest. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s diamond sword into a glittering wand that shoots out rainbows!
So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner fabulousness shine through! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate in our pixelated paradise!
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Kanamori Poster Again Minecraft SMP
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a gang of dancing creepers. And that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.
So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin! Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity. Let’s make Minecraft weird again!
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Gloomy Minecraft Server
Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling gloomy and in need of some virtual companionship? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you!Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will listen to all your woes, no matter how ridiculous they may be. Need to vent about your virtual sheep farm not producing enough wool? We’ve got you covered.
Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a land of pixelated fun. So come on, join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together! Who knows, you might even find the meaning of life at the bottom of a Minecraft ravine.
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My Manager Is A Shitcoin Investor, He Has A Talk This Morning Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between players trying to sabotage each other in the most ridiculous ways possible.One time, a player’s manager was a notorious shitcoin investor and had a big presentation coming up. So, this player decided to take matters into their own hands and sabotage their manager’s talk by building a giant statue of a poop emoji right outside the meeting room. Needless to say, chaos ensued and the manager’s reputation was forever tarnished.
If you want to be part of a server where anything goes and no one is safe from pranks and shenanigans, then this is the place for you. Join us and let the madness begin!