Taliban MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

TalibanTakedownCraft

SETTLEMENT, elite soldiers, Afghan, Britain, Taliban

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got 500 elite Afghan soldiers who fought off them Taliban baddies settlin’ in Britain! like, imagine the stories they gonna tell around the campfire while buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ off creepers. Plus, they got mad skills so you know they gonna be bossin’ it in PVP battles. Come join the fun and be part of this epic adventure, fam!

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Pixel Taliban Minecraft Server

news blackout, Islamic fundamentalism, cultural restrictions, Server, Afghan Taliban

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. we got, like, afghan taliban running the show and they’re all like “no pictures of living things allowed, bro.” it’s like, so crazy, you gotta join just to see how wild it gets. we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, but you can’t take a picture of it, man. it’s like a total mind trip, you won’t believe your eyes. so come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it, dude.

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Pixel Taliban: No Living Pics

Pics, Images, iconoclasm, religious beliefs, Islamic law

Yo yo yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, the Afghan Taliban decided to ban all images of living things. Can you believe that? But fear not, on our server, you can build whatever the heck you want, whether it’s a giant statue of a dancing llama or a pixelated portrait of your pet rock. Join us now and let your creativity run wild! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!

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CraftyBrideWars

Jerusalem post, Taliban, Afghanistan, Taliban control, Islamic law

yo yo yo come join dis crazy minecraft server where we got Taliban returning child brides to husbands and invalidating Afghan divorces like wtf is even happening lmao. if u wanna experience some wild and unpredictable sh*t, dis is the place to be. we got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party. come join us and see what kind of madness unfolds next. trust me, you won’t be disappointed. #crazyserver #minecraftmadness #childbridesanddivorces

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TalibanCraft: No Discrimination Minecraft Server

Taliban regime, HUMAN RIGHTS, public spaces, women’s freedom, gender equality

come join our epic minecraft server where the taliban who banned women from public spaces say no one faces discrimination, like wut????? it’s like a crazy alternate universe where everyone is equal and no one gets discriminated against, except maybe creepers cuz they always be blowing stuff up. but don’t worry, we got a team of ninja villagers ready to take them down. join now for a wild ride through this wacky world where anything is possible, even peace between zombies and skeletons. trust us, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and adventure, then maybe you will regret it, but who hates fun and adventure??? not us, that’s for sure. so come on over and let’s make some memories together, like that time we tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a giant chicken. good times, good times.

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TalibanCraft: No Vax, Just Blocks!

global health, immunization, health crisis, WOMENS RIGHTS, Taliban

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is so lit, even the Taliban is jealous! We’ve got more action than a polio outbreak in Afghanistan, and that’s saying something!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging Taliban bullets while delivering vaccines to women in need. Who needs boring old building and mining when you can be a hero in the virtual world? Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll forget all about those pesky creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server ever created. Who knows, maybe you’ll even save the world from a virtual polio outbreak!

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CraftyVaxBlockers

healthcare access, Polio, children’s health, vaccination programs, Afghanistan

come join our epic minecraft server where the taliban have taken over and are now offering free polio vaccinations to all players!! experience the thrill of dodging bullets while building your dream base and fighting off evil forces. who needs health potions when you can get vaccinated by the taliban? join now for a wild adventure like no other!

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CraftyFemalesUnited

WOMENS RIGHTS, defiance, women’s empowerment, Support, HUMAN RIGHTS

so, like, imagine this, right? a bunch of afghan women, like, all meet up in albania, just to, like, stick it to the taliban, man. they’re all, like, “we ain’t gonna take this crap anymore, we’re gonna show those taliban dudes what’s up!” and they, like, start this whole, like, rebellion thing, but, like, peacefully, you know? they’re just, like, chilling in albania, playing minecraft together, building, like, the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. and, like, they’re all, like, “hey, you should totally join our server, it’s lit af and we’re all about that girl power, man!” so, like, if you wanna be part of this epic rebellion against the taliban, but, like, in a totally chill and minecraft-y way, then you should totally join this server, man. it’s gonna be, like, so much fun, you won’t even believe it, bro. come join us and let’s show those taliban dudes who’s boss!

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TalibanTakedown Minecraft Server

Afghanistan, Afghan officials., Server, political turmoil, disowned

come join our epic minecraft server where the embassy of afghanistan in london has been turned into a virtual playground for all to enjoy! the taliban disowned the diplomats because they were too busy playing minecraft all day instead of doing their jobs. now you can explore the abandoned embassy and uncover secret treasures left behind by the diplomats. join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that was once used by the afghan ambassador to mine for diamonds in the virtual world! don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the chaos and hilarity of afghanistan’s london embassy in minecraft form!

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CraftyTalibanBanter

public speaking, Womens Voices, Afghanistan, Taliban control, Afghan society

So, like, have you heard about this crazy new Minecraft server that’s like, totally off the chain? You gotta join because, get this, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing tuxedos. And if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that we have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts. And if you manage to tame one, you’ll be crowned the Pig Whisperer and gain special powers like the ability to turn creepers into fluffy bunnies.

Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. And if you survive, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts fireballs.

So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? It’s like, the coolest place ever, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s go on this crazy adventure together!

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