Taliban rules Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyTalibanBanter

Afghan society, Afghan women, Afghanistan, Afghanistan Crisis, CraftyTalibanBanter, gender discrimination, gender equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, public speaking, Taliban, Taliban control, Taliban oppression, Taliban restrictions, Taliban rules, women’s empowerment, women’s equality, women’s freedom, women’s issues, Women’s Liberties, WOMENS RIGHTS, Womens Voices

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6961
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

So, like, have you heard about this crazy new Minecraft server that’s like, totally off the chain? You gotta join because, get this, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing tuxedos. And if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that we have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts. And if you manage to tame one, you’ll be crowned the Pig Whisperer and gain special powers like the ability to turn creepers into fluffy bunnies.

Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. And if you survive, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts fireballs.

So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? It’s like, the coolest place ever, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s go on this crazy adventure together!

CraftyGamerGals: Spying on Taliban

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4637
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4

lol come join our minecraft server where the taliban hires female spies to catch women breaking harsh new laws! if you think you can outsmart these sneaky spies and survive in a world where anything goes, then this server is for you! build secret hideouts, form alliances, and watch out for those undercover agents who will stop at nothing to enforce the rules. it’s a wild ride full of twists and turns, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

BeardlessCrafters

#beards, #facial hair, #mens grooming, Afghanistan, BeardlessCrafters, cultural norms, discrimination, grow beards, human rights violations, hundreds, Men, religious beliefs, religious extremism, SACKS, Taliban, Taliban control, Taliban crackdown, Taliban news, Taliban punishment, Taliban regime, Taliban rules

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4999
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

join dis server if u want to avoid bein sacked by da taliban for not growin a beard. we got virtual beards u can wear in da game so u can fit in and not get kicked out of ur village. plus, we got secret missions where u gotta sneak into da taliban base and steal their stash of diamonds. but be careful, they got creepers guardin it. come join da fun and save urself from a beardless fate!

Beardless Bros Minecraft Server

#beards, #facial hair, Afghanistan, Appearance, Beardless, bros, cultural norms, discrimination, dismiss, enforcement, grooming standards, Islamic law, Men, Military, Minecraft, Morality Police, personnel, regulations, religious beliefs, security forces, Server, social control, Taliban, Taliban rules

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1794
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	159	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	991

join our epic minecraft server where we have the most epic beards in all of the land. if you dont have a beard, you will be kicked out faster than you can say “diamond sword”. the taliban morality police are on patrol, making sure all players have luscious facial hair. over 280 men have already been dismissed for not having a beard, so make sure you grow one fast if you want to survive in this crazy world. come join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience you will ever have. beards are mandatory, fun is guaranteed!

RespectCraft: The Joke’s On You

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7046
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	35
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	8

The answer is our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos.

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further! On our server, we have a rule that every player must wear a chicken suit at all times. Why, you ask? Because chickens are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, of course!

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. To get in, you must defeat a horde of dancing zombies with your best dance moves. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds.

And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunt, where players must follow a trail of exploding pigs to find the hidden loot. It’s like a real-life (or Minecraft-life) adventure!

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that being a complete joke could be so much fun?

CartCraft: Smooth & Wobble-Free!

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8848
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magic Items Found:	7645	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of those janky, wobbly grocery cart servers, then you gotta check out this epic Minecraft server! We got carts smoother than a baby’s bottom, I’m talkin’ next level smoothness that’ll make you question reality.

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll ride grocery carts through mystical lands, battling evil mobs and collecting epic loot. But watch out, because there’s a rumor that the carts are actually sentient and have a mind of their own. Who knows what kind of mischief they’ll get up to!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of grocery cart enthusiasts who worship the almighty shopping trolley. Join us and uncover the mysteries of the cart cult, and maybe even become their chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of grocery cart madness like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5635
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Love Letters Sent:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Votes:	625
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a genius compared to boomers? Look no further! Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that even boomers can’t resist joining (and getting totally confused in the process).

Join now and experience the thrill of outsmarting your fellow players with your superior savviness. Watch as boomers struggle to navigate the virtual world, while you effortlessly dominate with your quick wit and sharp skills.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to laugh at the hilarious antics of boomers trying to keep up in a world that’s just too fast-paced for them. Join our server today and show those naive boomers who’s boss!

30yoGF Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9124
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Divine Spears Created:	27
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing for a companion to share your diamonds with? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find the perfect match – a 30-year-old girlfriend! Say goodbye to those pesky zoomer whores and hello to a mature partner who knows the difference between redstone and lapis lazuli.

Join our server and embark on epic quests together, build magnificent structures side by side, and maybe even start a virtual family complete with pixelated pets. Who needs a real-life relationship when you can have a Minecraft romance that will last for eternity?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and find your perfect player two. Because in the world of Minecraft, love knows no age limits.

AloneAt21Craft

21f, 28f, alone, AloneAt21Craft, conditioned, Diabetic, Fight, freedom, Guilt, insisting, Mother, nerves, room, Scared, sister, sleep alone, spoiled, traumatic life, travel, ungrateful

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8867
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	730	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Are you tired of feeling like a piece of sht in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be the master of your own destiny! No more nagging mothers forcing you to sleep in weird rooms with your sister, no more guilt trips for falling asleep on calls with your bf. On our server, you can build your own diabetes-friendly kingdom and never have to check your sugar levels again (unless you want to, of course). Plus, we have a strict no guilt policy – so go ahead and travel with your bf wherever you want, no permission needed! Say goodbye to feeling like the biggest spoiled ungrateful piece of shit ever, and hello to a world where you can be whoever you want to be. Join us now and start living your best Minecraft life!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4840
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

If you won 100 million dollars, the first thing you should buy is a ticket to our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – buried deep within our virtual world is a hidden treasure worth even more than your newfound fortune! Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its location and claim it for themselves. Plus, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter, from flying pigs to rainbow-colored llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

ButtonBloopersMC

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4130
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you pressed the “do not press this button” button at your workplace? Well, on our Minecraft server, pressing that button will transport you to a secret underground lair filled with diamonds, gold, and a talking chicken named Cluck Norris who will guide you on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle zombie pigmen with rubber chickens, and build a castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, always press the “do not press this button” button for maximum fun!

MissileMayhemCraft

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7702
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	22

so, liek, u kno how in minecraft u gotta defend ur base from creepers and zombies and stuff? well, this server is like that but ON STEROIDS. we got air defense and missiles, bro. u gotta protect ur base from enemy attacks from the SKY. it’s like a warzone up in here. join our server if u wanna feel the adrenaline rush of defending ur base from aerial attacks. trust me, it’s gonna be LIT. NATO ain’t got nothin on us, we’re the real deal. come join the madness, if u dare.

BrakePedalAcceleratorCraft

acceleration, Accelerator, automotive technology, brake pedal, BrakePedalAcceleratorCraft, braking system, change in velocity, Engineering, Mechanics, Motion, physics concepts, PHYSICS., Scientific, scientific principles, scientific terminology, slowing down, speed control, speeding up, Technically, vehicle dynamics, Velocity

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6664
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Yo, welcome to dis cray cray Minecraft server, where we got acceleration like you never seen before! We be speedin’ up and slowin’ down like it’s nobody’s business, makin’ your head spin faster than a tornado on steroids!

Join dis server if you wanna experience the thrill of goin’ from 0 to 100 real quick, or feel the rush of slammin’ on the brakes like a pro NASCAR driver. We be defyin’ all laws of physics up in here, makin’ Einstein scratch his head in confusion!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of acceleration madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few broken laws of nature, but who’s keepin’ track?). Let’s get this party started and see just how fast we can go before the universe implodes in on itself!

HonkaiCraft – StarRail Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3554
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to win exclusive in-game items by using secret livestream codes that only the chosen ones can decipher. You’ll be the envy of all your friends with your rare loot!

Version 2.3 is here and it’s saying goodbye to Penacony in the most epic way possible. Witness the farewell in a special program that will blow your mind and leave you wanting more.

But wait, there’s more! Watch the SGF Show Video where dreams come to life and the Boothill Trailer where cowboys mean business. You’ll be on the edge of your seat with excitement!

And don’t even get us started on the current character banners featuring Boothill, Fu Xuan, Pela, Luka, and Hook. These characters are so cool, you’ll want to collect them all!

But the fun doesn’t stop there. Redeemable codes, new drip marketing, and light cone banners await you on our server. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss out on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!