We got dragons flying around, shooting rainbow lasers out of their butts, and if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to turn into a giant taco and squash all your enemies!
Plus, our community is so lit, we have weekly dance parties in the virtual disco club and every full moon, we sacrifice a creeper to the pixelated gods for good luck.
So come on, join us and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it’s totally bonkers and makes no sense at all!
We understand the struggle of trying to get a good night’s sleep while on a road trip with your loud snoring family members. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to relax and unwind without any disruptions.
Imagine a world where you can peacefully mine for diamonds, build epic structures, and explore vast landscapes without any snoring interruptions. It’s a dream come true for anyone who values their beauty sleep!
So come join us on our server and say goodbye to the days of being kicked under the table by your sister for simply pointing out her snoring habits. Build your own virtual paradise and sleep soundly knowing that there are no snorers in sight. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!
👶 Join us and dress your virtual kids in the cutest outfits, without a hint of neon in sight. Take adorable screenshots for your Minecraft baby books and show off your impeccable style.
🚫 But beware, neon lovers may try to sneak in with their bright green onesies! Just like one player’s husband who tried to dress their Minecraft daughter in neon against their wishes. Will you stand your ground like this player did, or will you give in to the neon madness?
🤣 Join us for outrageous family drama, fashion battles, and neon-free fun on our Minecraft server! Who knew pixels could cause so much chaos?
Join our server and feast on burgers so delicious, they’ll make you forget about all your in-game troubles. Each burger is crafted with only the finest ingredients, including rare diamonds and enchanted golden apples.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Burger Boss, a giant burger monster who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a burger-eating contest. Defeat the Burger Boss and claim his secret recipe for the ultimate burger of power!
So why settle for a boring burger when you can join our server and experience the most mouth-watering, jaw-dropping burgers in all of Minecraft? Join now and let the burger madness begin!
oh, and did i mention dat every full moon, a herd of flying pigs spawn and drop enchanted golden apples? yea, it’s wild. and if u build a house out of cheese, u get a special power-up dat lets u fly around da server like a superhero.
but wait, there’s more. if u defeat da evil dragon boss, u get a crown made of emeralds and everyone on da server has to bow down to u. it’s like, da ultimate power move. so, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da madness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it.
firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody! We keep things simple and our straightforward rules prohibit griefing and protect your hard work.
| Server Address | mc.firestartermc.com (Java port 25565, Bedrock port 19132) |
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| Server Tour | Watch here |
We have a strong, player-driven virtual economy where players are able to maintain their own shops, auction off unique items, and trade with other players.
Check out our handbook for more information.
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No, griefing is prohibited on our server to protect players’ hard work.
Yes, players are allowed to maintain their own shops and participate in the player-driven economy.
Yes, we support Java + Bedrock cross-play on our server.
Yes, we host frequent community events for players to participate in.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Dark Road leads to us. With trailers that will make your jaw drop and lore resources that will blow your mind, you’ll never want to leave. And don’t forget about our mobile games, Union χ[Cross] scenes, and Dark Road playthroughs – it’s like a never-ending rollercoaster of fun!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and mind-blowing adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.