Taliban detention of US Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCaptiveAmericans

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6153
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7562	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

lol imagine if those americans were just tryna play minecraft on our server but got caught up in some crazy adventure with the taliban hahahaha join our server for a chance to get kidnapped by terrorists and have the US government beg for your release lmao it’s the ultimate survival experience! we promise you won’t get bored with all the unexpected twists and turns, just watch out for those pesky taliban members trying to ruin your fun. join now for the most intense minecraft gameplay of your life!

CraftyCopycat Minecraft Server

accusations, Angry, Assignment, Copy, Copying, CraftyCopycat, essay, Fail, final grade, Friend, Hardworking, Help, ignored, last minute, messages, Minecraft, mutuals, selfish, Server, STUDENT, Trouble, Warning

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5763
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Love Letters Sent:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and join a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with copycats like Ava!

Join us and build your own unique creations without worrying about someone stealing your hard work. We promise that no one will copy your builds word for word, unless they want to face the wrath of the block police!

Our server is a safe haven for all players who want to express their creativity without the fear of plagiarism. So come on in and let your imagination run wild, because here, originality is key!

And if you ever need help or inspiration, our friendly community is always here to lend a hand (or a pickaxe). So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to the Ava’s of the world, because on our server, we value individuality and respect each player’s unique style.

MommaCraft: Mind Yo Biz!

Biz, Boundaries, Communication Issues, controlling behavior, dating life, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, generational differences, INDEPENDENCE, individual agency, Interference, lack of autonomy, Mind, MommaCraft, mother-daughter relationship, personal space, pressure to date, respect for choices, Self Discovery, toxic relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6701
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the real world drama? Look no further than our server! We promise not to parade you in front of your neighbors’ houses or force you to date anyone against your will. Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted matchmaking from overbearing parents.

Join us and leave the real world drama behind! Plus, we have virtual cookies. And who doesn’t love virtual cookies? So come on over and let’s build some virtual castles together!

JobLessCraft SMP: Worst Job Wisdom

Adaptability, Career Growth, Challenges, communication skills, coping mechanisms, difficult work environment, Job, JoblessCraft, learning experience, patience, perseverance, personal development, problem-solving skills, Professional Growth, resilience, self improvement, smp, Stress Management, teamwork, Time management, useful lessons, wisdom, work ethic, WORST, worst job

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2155
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Towns Built:	6	Animals Bred:	84
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Void Armor Forged:	26

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, I once joined and found a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples! And get this, the owner of the server is actually a secret millionaire who gives away real-life cash prizes to the top players every month! Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle biome, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. And don’t even get me started on the PvP arena, where you can battle it out with other players using only enchanted fishing rods. It’s like a total blast, dude! So come join us and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

TeleportCorp: ProfitMaximized!

Business strategies, consumerism, corporate greed, Corporations, cost cutting, dystopian future, employee exploitation, Exploitation, futuristic, Greed, innovation, market manipulation, monopoly, profit maximization, profit-driven society, ProfitMaximized, Sci Fi, Star trek, Technology, Teleportation, TeleportCorp, unethical practices

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6971
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Ores Mined:	6308	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Chimeras Created:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve taken the concept of Star Trek teleportation and turned it into a hilarious disaster! Imagine trying to teleport to your friend’s base, only to end up in a pit of lava surrounded by creepers. It’s chaos at its finest!

But wait, there’s more! Our corporations have gotten involved and they’re here to make your teleportation experience even more miserable. Picture this: you try to teleport to the nearest village for some trading, but instead, you end up in the middle of a corporate office meeting. The CEO is yelling at you for interrupting their presentation on how to turn diamonds into profit!

Join our server for a wild ride of teleportation mishaps, corporate greed, and endless laughs. Who knows where you’ll end up next? Just remember to watch out for those pesky teleportation fees – they’ll get you every time!

ColombiaCraft Minecraft Server

colombia, ColombiaCraft, deportation, deportation agreements, deportation flights, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, government actions, immigration, Immigration Policy, international relations, Minecraft, Politics, refusal, sanctions, sanctions policy, Server, south america, trump, Trump administration, US foreign relations, US-Colombia relations

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5086
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where trump is the ruler and he is ordering sanctions on colombia for not accepting his deportation flights. build your own wall to keep out the colombians and show your loyalty to trump by mining for gold and diamonds. beware of the colombian spies trying to infiltrate our server and steal our resources. join now for a crazy adventure filled with politics and drama! #BuildTheWall #Trump2020

OryolCraft: Drone Strike Defense

air strike, Conflict, defence forces, Defense, Destruction, drone, drone warehouses, eastern europe, international relations, military intervention, military operation, military technology, Oryol Oblast, OryolCraft, RETALIATION, russia, SECURITY, Shaheds, strike, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4392
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6719	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in Ukraine, right? And suddenly, the defense forces are like, “Yo, let’s go wreck some drone warehouses in Russia!” And BOOM, they destroy over 200 Shaheds!

Now, if you wanna experience that level of epicness in Minecraft, you gotta join our server. We got drones, we got warehouses, we got Shaheds – it’s a freakin’ warzone up in here!

Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out in epic PvP battles, raid enemy bases, and conquer new territories. Plus, we have the most lit community ever, so you’ll never be bored.

Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the block!

SpaceCraft: Webb’s Expansion Challenge

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2551
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re chillin in your minecraft world, building some epic stuff, and suddenly you look up and see the webb telescope zooming by, like, whoa dude, that’s crazy! and then you find out that this server is, like, the biggest study of the universe expansion ever, like, mind blown, right?

and get this, the findings confirm a challenge to cosmic theory, like, what even is cosmic theory anyway? who cares, it’s just a cool reason to join this server and be a part of something huge, literally!

plus, they say the findings offer a crucial cross-check for previous hubble space telescope measurements, like, hubble who? we got the webb telescope up in here, doing big things in the minecraft universe.

so come join us on this epic server, where you can build, explore, and maybe even catch a glimpse of the webb telescope doing its thing. it’s gonna be out of this world, literally!

Bucketry Minecraft

Bucketry, Challenges, Classes, Community Events, Creative, Custom Biomes, Economy, Magic, Minecraft, Minigames, Parkour, Pets, pixel art, PvP, Quests, Races, Redstone, Roleplay, smp, Survival, Trading, Vehicles

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2005
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Welcome to Bucketry Minecraft!

Java Server	mc.bucketry.net
Bedrock Server	mc.bucketry.net:19132

At Bucketry, you can truly play your way—whether that’s as a warrior, builder, farmer, or explorer. This is Minecraft with a purpose.

Why Play at Bucketry?

Quests That Matter
Gear Built Your Way
Master Your Path
Build Your Kingdom
Player-Driven Economy
A Community You’ll Want to Join
Quests with a Story
Streamlined for Fun

Start Your Journey Today

Build, explore, and challenge yourself alongside others who love Minecraft as much as you do. Ready to jump in?

Ghostly Welcome Land 1.20.4

1.20.4, ghost, Ghostly, haunted house, japanese manga, Land, Manga, Manga community, Manga fans, manga hiatus, manga lovers, manga publication, manga question, manga series, manga updates, Mystery, ongoing series, publication, Supernatural, Suspense, update, Wakeari Ghost Mansion, Welcome to Ghost Mansion

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ores Mined:	2178	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Towns Built:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Emeralds Found:	1334	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Yo, bro, forget about that manga, come join this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a haunted mansion! We got updates every day, unlike that manga you’re waiting for.

Join us for some spooky fun and build your own ghostly mansion with your homies. Who needs manga when you can live it in Minecraft?

Don’t be a ghost, join our server and haunt your friends with epic builds and crazy adventures. Let’s make some memories that will never be forgotten, unlike that manga that’s MIA.

So what are you waiting for? Leave that manga behind and join us for some ghostly shenanigans on the best Minecraft server out there. It’s time to get spooktacular!

PixelPeek Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3600
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	New Chunks Explored:	95144
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Villages Defended:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas storm through your village, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and even participate in a synchronized swimming competition with the creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just remember to ask permission before sending any mirror selfies in your underwear, trust us on this one!