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The Sign Tapping Crew Minecraft SMP

alienation, banned, buckbroken, clown world, CREW, grill hamburgers, hippies, malaise, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Oppression, PARASITE, propagate ideas, race mixing, reagan, rejection, sign, sign tapping, smp, social cachet, taboo, tapping, thatcher, weakened host, Zeitgeist, ZOG

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7084
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	344
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with sign tapping shenanigans, social cachet battles, and a whole lot of clown world Reagan/Thatcher energy.

Our server is like no other, where you can thrive like a parasite in a weakened host, spreading your taboo ideas and facing the malaise of the post-60’s hippies. We promise you’ll never be bored with our outrageous community and insane stories that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So come on, join us and see for yourself why our server is the ultimate playground for those who just want to grill hamburgers and embrace the chaos of the Minecraft universe. Good riddance to boring servers, it’s time to shake things up and have some fun!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	676
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	6639	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

Babes, bbw, Bitches, blocky, cougar, fantasies, fat, fetish, fucked, granny, Kinky, Mature, Milf, Minecraft, Naughty, Old, over 5/10, Roleplay, seduction, Server, taboo, Thirsty Thursday, Ugly, wank

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5709
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with ugly, fat, and old bitches? Look no further! Our server is strictly for players who only want to interact with hot babes who are at least a 5/10 on the attractiveness scale.

Join us for our Thirsty Thursday edition where you can compete in challenges to win the hearts of the most beautiful Minecraft babes in the virtual world. Build your dream mansion, show off your redstone skills, and maybe even find love in the pixelated air.

Don’t settle for less when you can join our server and be surrounded by only the hottest Minecraft players. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate in the most unexpected place. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with love, laughter, and blocky beauty!

Nikke’s SMP General – Minecraft SMP #3329

2nd anniversary, Android, Ark Mage, Beat the Gun, chatterbox, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, current events, December 5, Developer’s Note, Electric nikkes, Entertainment, FAQ, Game Download, general, General Info, guillotine, ICE DRAGON SAGA, Ice Rose, Ios, Kolsalamin, ludmilla, maiden, maintenance, mica, Minecraft, Missilis, Modernia, new players, nikg, Nikke General, nikke origin, nikkeonsatellite, Nikkes, PC, Salamin, September 2024, smp, Snow Buddy, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update, Vesti, Volume, Winter Owner, Winter Slayer

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4574
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40

🤪 Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! 🤩

Join us for a wild ride filled with hot electric nikkes that will blow your mind! 🔥⚡️ Don’t miss out on the action-packed gameplay and crazy events that will leave you laughing till your stomach hurts. 😂

Download the game now on Android/iOS/PC and get ready to embark on a journey like no other! 🌟 But beware, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back! 🚀

From Ice Dragon Sagas to Co-op missions and Solo Raids, there’s never a dull moment on our server. 🐉💥 And with special recruits like Maiden: Ice Rose and Ludmilla: Winter Owner, you’ll be unstoppable in your quest for glory! 💪

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for Costume Passes that will make you stand out from the crowd and codes that will unlock exclusive rewards! 🎉

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest, most entertaining Minecraft SMP out there! 🤪✨ Remember, on our server, the fun never stops! 🎮💥 #StayTactical #NikkeOnSatellite #Unbreakable 😜🚀

Forever Alone Minecraft Server

Forever Alone, Girlfriend, HEARTBREAK, hopeless, Loneliness, longing, longing for a partner, longing for love, love, Minecraft, missing someone, relationships, Romantic, searching for love, Server, Single forever, Single life, unattainable, unattainable love, unfulfilled, unrequited love, yearning

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7466
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ores Mined:	4823	New Chunks Explored:	28677
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Are you tired of spending your days alone in Minecraft, mining away with no one to share your diamonds with? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never have a girlfriend like this! Why settle for a real-life relationship when you can have a virtual one with a pixelated princess who will never nag you about leaving the toilet seat up?

Join our server and experience the love and companionship of your very own Minecraft girlfriend who will follow you around, shower you with gifts, and even fight off creepers to protect you. Who needs a real girlfriend when you have a blocky babe who will never ask you to take out the trash or remember your anniversary?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life relationships forever! Because let’s face it, you’ll never have a girlfriend like this in the real world.

No spaces: Oniichandontcomeinside!dameeeoniichanpleasenooo… With spaces: Onii chan don’t come inside! dameee onii chan please nooo… Minecraft SMP

BRAAAAAPPPP, BRAP, BRRRREAAAAAPP, Chan, dameee, don’t come inside, dont, dont look at me, FRRPTTHHHPPP, FRRRRREEPRPPPTTTHHPPPTH, Minecraft, Nooo, Onii, onii-chan, Oniichandontcomeinsidedameeeoniichanpleasenooo…With, please no, plip plip ploppopoppp, plop, pppllpslsh, PRRFFFFTTTT, Put that camera away, smp, Spaces, SPALUNK, Splunk, sqrel

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2919
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Horror Stories Survived:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Void Armor Forged:	21
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and outrageous adventures! Join us if you want to witness epic battles with flying llamas, build giant statues of cheese, and participate in intense dance-offs with creepers. But beware, because you might just stumble upon a secret underground society of penguin wizards who control the fate of the server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP! Join now and become part of the madness, onii chan! brap splUNK FRRPTTHHHPPP BRRRREAAAAAPP PRRFFFFTTTT plip plip ploppopoppp plop plop FRRRRREEPRPPPTTTHHPPPTH BRAAAAAPPPP SPALUNK

Foxy Fun Minecraft Server

Adventure, animal, Anthropomorphic, Buy, Character, console, cute, FANTASY, Fox, Foxy, Fun, Furry, Game, gameplay, Interactive, Minecraft, PC, player, Protagonist, Purchase, role playing, Server, Story, video game

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1865
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

🦊 Want to join a Minecraft server where you can buy foxes? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally purchase your very own fox companion! And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me tell you about the time I rode my fox into battle against a horde of creepers and emerged victorious. So come join us for some foxy fun and epic adventures! 🦊 #FoxSquadGoals

Incelmobile Minecraft SMP

CAR, DATING, Gender norms, Ick.., incel community, incel culture, incel mindset, Incelmobile, Insecurity, Masculinity, Minecraft, Misogyny, misogyny in cars, Purchase, relationships, self worth, smp, societal expectations, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, Vehicle, Women

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8831
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! We have a secret potion that turns all the mobs into dancing llamas, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, and a portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs fly.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Trump Minecraft Server

4D Chess, alternative narrative, Conspiracy Theory, controversial, Crafty, Deception, Government, Manipulation, media manipulation, mind games, Minecraft, Normalization, Politics, Possible Trump psy-opp, power play, Presidential election, psychological operation, public perception, Server, speculation, strategy, theory, trump

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	647
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6958
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or intrigue? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the wildest conspiracy theories unfold before your very eyes! Ever wondered if Trump is just a 4D chess move to normalize what happened to him? Well, on our server, you’ll find out the truth (or at least some hilarious fan fiction)!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground societies, mythical creatures roaming the land, and even a talking pig who claims to have insider information on the server’s admin! Who knows what other wacky adventures await you on our server?

So come on, join us and be a part of the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft community out there! Who needs reality when you have our server to escape to?

DFT Minecraft SMP – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, adult content, BDSM, Camming, cybersex, dft, dirty talk, Discord, erotic chat, Fappy, fappy talky, fetishes, GYATT edition, jerk off, kinks, Minecraft, naughty chat, NSFW, online sex, Roleplay, sexting, sexual fantasies, smp, Talky, virtual sex

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	824
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	225

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for some epic adventures, where we post tags, talk about fetishes, and yes, even have a designated jerk off area.

Why join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community that combines the thrill of exploring Minecraft with the excitement of discussing your wildest fetishes? Plus, our GYATT edition is sure to blow your mind (and maybe some other things too).

So come on, join us on /dft/ and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other. Just be prepared for some truly outrageous stories and antics along the way!