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| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 1853 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 45 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 8885 |
hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well dis server is da bomb diggity yo! we got zombies dat do the cha cha slide, creepers dat sing opera, and skeletons dat do the macarena. u ain’t gonna find a server like dis anywhere else, trust me.
and get dis, we got secret levels where u can ride on a unicorn and shoot rainbows out of ur butt. it’s like a disco party in the sky, but with more explosions and sparkles.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to give out free hugs? yea, he’s a big softie once u get to know him. but watch out for his fiery breath, it’s hotter than a jalapeno pepper on a summer day.
so come join us on dis wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). trust me, u won’t regret it. Alzheimer’s Association who? we’re too busy having a blast in minecraft land!
