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Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

Backlash, banter, blocky, cancel culture, Communication, Concord director, controversy, criticism, digital communication, Director, entertainment industry, Listen, Minecraft, online presence, opinion, public relations, Server, social commentary, social media, talentless freaks, trending, tweet, twitter, viral

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5131
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Enchantments Applied:	283
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Void Armor Forged:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for talentless freaks and misfits alike! Our director may not get it, but who needs talent when you’ve got pure chaos and hilarity on your side? Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that’s as bonkers as a chicken riding a pig! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and show the world that being a freak has never been so awesome! 💥🐷🤪 #JoinTheMadness #MinecraftMayhem

Finallai: Where roleplaying meets semi-vanilla chaos! (1.20.2)

1.20.2, BUILD, Challenges, Chaos, Community, Conquer, Custom Mobs, Discord, Dungeons, embark, Epic, Experience, face off, Finallai, gather, Master, meets, Minigames, Network, Quests, Resources, Roleplaying, Semivanilla, Survival, Unique, Wilderness

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5401
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Enchantments Applied:	274	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
Build and survive: Master the classic survival experience, gather resources, and conquer the wilderness.
Challenge yourself: Delve into custom Dungeons, embark on epic Quests, and face off against unique Custom Mobs!
Minigames and Survival

Join our community on Discord: discord.gg/JJbSgEbA

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play Minigames on the server?	Yes, the server offers a variety of Minigames along with the classic survival mode.
Are there custom Dungeons to explore?	Yes, players can delve into custom Dungeons created specifically for the server.
How do I join the server’s Discord community?	Simply click on the provided Discord link and join our community to stay updated on events and announcements.

VtuberCraft – Minecraft Server

3D mahjong, chuuren, Jong, jong chuubas, jong streams, Kaavi’s fortune, Khubie, kokushi, League, mahjong, Minecraft, MJG, riichi, Server, suuankou, tenhou, vt/asp, vt/fig, vt/mayo, vt/pcg, Vtuber, VtuberCraft, WWYD book, yakuman

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6347
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We don’t just play regular Minecraft, we play mahjong in 3D edition! Why settle for building blocks when you can be mastering the art of jong?

Join us and witness the most intense jong matches you’ve ever seen. We have recent jong streams that will blow your mind and jong chuubas that are a work in progress (but totally worth it).

But that’s not all! Our server has its own league where you can show off your skills and push for that yakuman. And don’t forget about Kaavi’s fortune – embrace the karmic blessings and show them who’s boss with your chuuren or suuankou tanki.

They may have laughed at you for riichi’ing that kokushi, but they won’t be laughing when you dominate the game with your tenhou skills. Join us and be a part of the pure /jong/ community where the blood of /mjg/ flows as a tainted river (in the best way possible).

So what are you waiting for? Forget about regular Minecraft servers and come join us for a wild ride of mahjong madness. Previous players have had their minds blown – don’t miss out on the fun!

LonelyLoot Minecraft Server

battling inner darkness, Darkness, depression, Despair, despairing thoughts, emotional pain, feeling lost, feeling trapped, Inner Demons, inner turmoil, introspection, ISOLATION, Loneliness, LonelyLoot, mental anguish, mental health, Minecraft, overwhelmed by darkness, self reflection, self-destructive thoughts, Server, solitude, struggling with inner demons

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2136
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Gods Slained:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Tired of rotting away in your dark, lonely room? Escape the clutches of your mind prison and join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing consuming you will be the thrill of adventure! Build towering castles, battle fierce dragons, and make friends with talking pigs (yes, they exist here). Don’t miss out on the chance to break free from your mundane existence and embark on a wild journey filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Join us now and let your imagination run wild!

PartyCraft: Guest List Drama

#partycraft, 9 month old, attitude, Birthday Party, bro hang, celebration, Drama, family, first birthday, Friends, goof off, guest, guest list, husband, interacted, involvement, life partners, list, Party, relationships, serious, settling down, Son

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8246
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Dragon Scales Harvested:	307	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ores Mined:	2549

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about family values and intimate celebrations? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize quality time with loved ones over partying with bros!

Join us for a birthday bash like no other, where only the most important people in your life are invited. Say goodbye to rowdy friends crashing the party and hello to a sweet and heartfelt celebration for your little one.

Forget about beer-fueled shenanigans, we’re all about building relationships and creating memories that will last a lifetime. So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s all about love, laughter, and wholesome fun!

Speakerphone Earphone Minecraft Server

Earphone, Minecraft, Server, Speakerphone

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6768
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Animals Bred:	85
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where people make their phone calls on speaker and talk into the wrong end of the phone? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to always talk into the right end of your phone and never use speaker mode. Why? Because on our server, we believe in the power of proper phone etiquette to conquer the virtual world of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through speakerphone calls. Will you be brave enough to answer their call and uncover the mysteries of our server? Join now and find out!

BlockParty: Back to the Future

“Youth, advice, blockparty, CHANGE, Future, guidance, Inner Wisdom, Inspirational, learning from mistakes, life lessons, motivation, past experiences, personal development, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7579
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Votes:	3561
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

If I could go back in time, I would tell my younger self to join this epic Minecraft server where the pigs ride on top of creepers and the chickens have laser eyes! Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve battled a giant zombie made entirely of diamond blocks while riding a flying pig. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a wizard who can turn your pickaxe into a magical wand that shoots out exploding sheep. So yeah, don’t miss out on this insane adventure – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

GenevaVote Minecraft Server

banned, Geneva, Geneva hate symbols ban, GenevaVote, hate symbols, long tail: banned symbols in Geneva, Minecraft, Server, voter decision on hate symbols, voters

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8637
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Love Letters Sent:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2

yo, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even da voters in Geneva banned hate symbols cuz dey knew dey couldn’t handle da heat we bringin’. we got creepers doin’ the cha-cha, zombies breakdancin’, and skeletons playin’ the trumpet. it’s a whole new world of craziness, so come join us and let’s make Geneva regret they ever banned those symbols. trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun, den maybe u will. but who hates fun, amirite? join now and let’s get this party started!

SpyCraft: Supersonic Physicists

#classified information, #covert operations, #intelligence agency, cold war, Espionage, espionage network, Government, international relations, interrogation, investigation, Physicists, russia, scientific research, security breach, soviet union, SPIES, Spycraft, SUPERSONIC, Surveillance, Technology, top secret

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2542
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

come join our cray cray minecraft server where supersonic physicists have been rounded up as spies in russia! why, you ask? because they were using their big brain energy to create insane redstone contraptions that could teleport you to the nether in a blink of an eye! now they’re on the run and hiding out in our server, ready to teach you their mad scientist ways! join us if you want to learn how to build a flying machine that will take you to the moon and back in seconds! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds just waiting for you to discover! so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s get wacky together!

Born2MineCraft

Autonomy, Born2MineCraft, Choice, Consciousness, Decision making, destiny, determinism, Existence, existentialism, fate, free will, Human nature, Life, metaphysics, moral responsibility, nature vs nurture, philosophy, predestination, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self-determination

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1256
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Animals Bred:	129	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

lol join our wacky minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got so many diamonds you’ll think you hit the jackpot at the end of a rainbow. our villagers are so smart they can do your taxes for you.

come join us and build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon and back. fight off creepers with enchanted swords that shoot fireballs. our admins are so cool they once defeated the ender dragon with just a wooden pickaxe.

you’ll never be bored on our server, because we have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of cookies and gold bars. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you might want to stay away).

mateee’s server: Where Minecraft is so modded even the cows have jetpacks and the trees do the Macarena

ADD, botania, BUILD, Community, Cows, Discord, Friendly, full list, Fun, jetpacks, Join, Macarena, mateeeminecraft.uk.to, mateees, meet other people, Mekanism, Message, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Oh the Biomes You’ll Go, Server, Small, smp, Tinkers Construct, Trees, Whitelist

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6927
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Animals Bred:	51

MateeMinecraft 1.16.5 SMP Server

Overview
Server Version: 1.16.5
Modded Server: Yes
Mods: Tinkers Construct, Oh the Biomes You’ll Go, Mekanism, Botania, etc.
Website: mateeeminecraft.uk.to

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	To join, send a message to the server admin and request to be added to the whitelist. You will also receive the modpack to join the server.
Is the server community friendly?	Yes, the server aims to create a small, friendly community where players can have fun, meet others, and build together.
What mods are included in the server?	The server includes mods like Tinkers Construct, Oh the Biomes You’ll Go, Mekanism, Botania, and more. A full list of mods can be provided upon request.
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, there is a Discord server that players can join for communication and community interaction. Information on joining the Discord can be provided by the server admin.