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Haruhikage’s Minecraft Mixtape

begging, best song, BTFO, COMEBACK, Haruhikage, Haruhikages, kissing feet, Minecraft, Mixtape, Music, new band, Sequel, TALENTED, talented artist, talented band, talented group, talented musician, talented performer, talented singer, talented songwriter, talented vocalist

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1260
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	1267	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the legendary Haruhikage reigns supreme! This server is so lit that even the creators of Minecraft themselves bow down to her talent. Rumor has it that Haruhikage’s music is so fire that it can literally melt your blocks into diamonds.

Join our server and witness Haruhikage’s epic return, where she will slay all her enemies with her killer tunes. Will the other players be left crying on the floor, begging for mercy as they are absolutely destroyed by her new band? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the musical mayhem for yourself. Who knows, you might even get a chance to jam with Haruhikage herself and become a Minecraft rockstar! #HaruhikageRocks

BlockBuster Minecraft Server

blockbuster, discipline, edging challenge, ejaculation control, erotic hypno, failed semen retention, impossible after day 5, meditation, mental strength, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal development, self-control, semen retention, Server, sexual arousal, sexual energy, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual pleasure, shibbydex, tantra, Willpower

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4276
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Divine Spears Created:	23	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Are you tired of failing at semen retention because you keep getting hypnotized by erotic content? Join our Minecraft server and distract yourself with building epic structures instead! We promise our server will keep you so busy, you won’t even have time to think about edging for a whole week. Plus, we have a special challenge where you have to edge for 7 days straight without giving in – it’s like the Hunger Games, but with your willpower! So come join us and leave those hypnotic temptations behind – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, we won’t judge.

Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server

adult humor, animated, blocky, brian griffin, comedy, controversial humor, Dysfunctional family, Entertainment, family, Family Guy, Fun, Good show, Lois Griffin, Meg Griffin, Minecraft, peter Griffin, pop culture references, Quahog, Rhode Island, satire, Server, Seth MacFarlane, stewie griffin, television, TV series

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9467
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9156	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn like Peter Griffin at a PTA meeting? Well, look no further because our server is like the Family Guy of Minecraft servers – outrageous, hilarious, and totally unpredictable!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build your own Quahog-inspired town complete with a giant chicken boss battle. Or how about a quest to find the mythical Pawtucket Patriot Ale hidden deep within our server’s dungeons?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even Stewie Griffin himself would approve. With custom plugins that let you ride around on giant chickens and fight off evil monkeys with banana swords, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride that’s more entertaining than a cutaway gag on Family Guy. Who needs TV when you’ve got our server to keep you laughing and crafting all day long?

DadBlocker

Agreement, AITAH, Communication, conditions, dad, DadBlocker, decision, Estate, family, getting married, Honesty, Inheritance, Lawyer, legal counsel, Marriage, preventing, Proposal, re-marry, testament, Trust, Wedding

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7071
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Villages Defended:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2644
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Hey there! Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with drama, intrigue, and family feuds that will make your head spin!

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in the middle of a virtual soap opera. Meet the player whose dad is about to get married but can’t because of a crazy inheritance situation. Will they give up their mom’s inheritance for love? Will they seek legal counsel and stir up even more chaos? The drama never ends on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get to witness epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a secret treasure hunt or two. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll stumble upon in this wacky world?

So why wait? Join our server today and dive headfirst into a world of madness and mayhem. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NipNop Minecraft Server

arousal, body image, body positivity, cultural norms, double standards, female nipples, gender equality, Gender norms, Gender Roles, male nipples, Minecraft, NipNop, Nipples, objectification, Server, sexual attraction, sexual desire, Sexuality, Sexualization, social acceptance, societal expectations, societal norms, taboo

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	773
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Emeralds Found:	5206	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Chimeras Created:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only rule is to let those nipples fly free! Imagine a world where men’s nipples are the ultimate turn on for women – well, on our server, that dream becomes a reality! Join us for some nipple-tastic adventures as we build, mine, and explore in a world where the only thing better than diamonds are a pair of perky man nips. So come on, unleash your inner nipple enthusiast and join us for a truly titillating experience!

AquaCraft: RIP Water Beds!

AquaCraft, back pain, BEDROOM, Beds, comfort, design, Furniture, health, Home decor, innovation, mattress, Memory Foam, Nostalgia, Old fashioned, Relaxation, Retro, RIP, Sleeping, sleeping habits, Support, trends, vintage, Water, water beds

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4926
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	3042
Magic Items Found:	2842	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28

Are you tired of boring old regular beds? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have taken things to the next level with WATER BEDS! That’s right, forget about sleeping on a boring mattress when you can float and drift off to dreamland on a cozy water bed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Water Bed Wars, where players battle it out on floating beds in the middle of the ocean. It’s a wet and wild ride that will have you laughing and splashing your way to victory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant water dragon who shoots streams of water at anyone who dares to challenge them? It’s a sight to behold and a challenge to overcome.

So come on over to our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of water beds, water bed wars, and a water dragon like you’ve never seen before. It’s a splash-tastic adventure that you won’t want to miss!

DimensionalBlindness

Brain, cognitive abilities, cognitive limitations, Cognitive science, comprehension, Consciousness, DimensionalBlindness, EYES, higher dimensions, human perception, neural processing, Perception, processing, Reality, Scientific inquiry, sensory perception, spatial dimensions, theoretical framework, theoretical physics, visual cognition, visual perception

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8071
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	223	Void Armor Forged:	22
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Villages Defended:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

join our epic minecraft server and unlock the secrets of the universe! our server is so lit, your eyes will be seeing dimensions you never knew existed!

imagine building a house in a realm where time is backwards and pigs can fly. on our server, anything is possible!

we have a secret underground city where players can battle giant spiders and ride dragons into battle.

if you join now, you’ll get a free unicorn mount and a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and explore the mysteries of the multiverse in our mind-bending minecraft server!

BloodCraft: Real-Time Health Monitor

biomedical engineering, Blood Monitoring, Blood-Powered, Blood-Powered Chip, Bloodcraft, Chip, health, Health Innovation, health monitoring, health tech, health tracking., Healthcare, innovation, Medical Devices, medical technology, monitor, novel, Novel Chip, real-time, Real-Time Monitoring, realtime, Technology, Wearable Health Devices, wearable tech

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7875
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join dis epic Minecraft server where we got a blood-powered chip that can monitor yo health in real-time? Yeah, you heard me right! Forget about boring ol’ health bars, we got futuristic technology up in here!

Picture this: you mining away in the caves, when suddenly the chip starts beeping like crazy! Turns out, there’s a creeper sneaking up behind you ready to blow you to smithereens! But don’t worry, the chip will alert you just in time to save yo booty!

And that’s not all, folks! We also got a secret underground lab where we conduct crazy experiments on mobs. Ever seen a zombie riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet? Yeah, we did that!

So come on down to our server and join the madness! Who needs boring old vanilla Minecraft when you can have blood-powered chips and zombie pig jockeys? Let’s get weird, baby!

IntoxicatedMC

Bank, base, Cash, Casino, city, Competition, DEA, Drugs, Economy, evolution gaming, Factions, Gear, Griefing, hustle, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mini Games, Police, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, real estate, Roleplay, Shops, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8050
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

Intoxicated’s a drug server with PvP, raiding, griefing. Spawn’s got shops, pads, a hospital, casino, PD, real estate, bank. Big city, endless adventures. Once you’re set, hit the wilds for your base and drug hustle!

What’s a drug server? Regular SMP survival, but with a twist. Cash, ranks, gear – all from running a base and slinging drugs. But watch out, fam, it ain’t easy. Competition’s fierce – raids, griefs, and product jacks. Cops’ll frisk ya, seize your stash, lock you up if caught. DEA’s sniffin’ ’round too, so be smart who you bring into your crew. Level up, unlock better shops, gear, perks.

Seen this server? Maybe. Pre-2013, Evolution Gaming ran it till shutdown. Avidity Gaming brought it back, added flavor. We’re here to bring back the good times, make Intox fun again. Let’s roll!

play.intox-mc.net

HouliganPvP

Factions, Fun, Gamemodes, HouliganPvP, outposts, Payouts, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5417
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7733
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

This is the new ultimate server for everyone! Don’t waste anymore time, just join and start playing with others! There are payouts, outposts, PvP, fun and a lot more to explore in our different gamemodes. We are waiting for you!

172.255.100.28:25561

Kayaba’s Not Evil Minecraft Server

akihiko kayaba, Anime, Antagonist, bad, character analysis, controversial, debate, Ethics, Evil, Gaming, gray area, Kayabas, Minecraft, misunderstood, misunderstood villain, morality, redemption arc, SÃO, Server, sword art online, video games, Villain, virtual reality

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6877
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	127	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	2176	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll come face to face with the legendary Akihiko Kayaba himself. But get this, he’s not actually evil! In fact, he just wants to challenge you to a game of Minecraft to see if you have what it takes to defeat him.

Rumor has it that if you manage to beat Akihiko in a build battle, he’ll reward you with a diamond sword that can one-shot any mob in the game. But beware, if you lose, you’ll be banished to the Nether for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show Akihiko Kayaba who’s boss in the ultimate Minecraft showdown!