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ShitCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3433
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ores Mined:	2505
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is run by the most talented shitty person you can think of! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted toilets.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with chickens in their native language. Witness epic chicken dance parties and watch as they perform synchronized swimming routines in our custom-built chicken pool.

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is hilarious, then look no further. Join us today and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the virtual Minecraft world).

The Archive Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6098
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Endless Night Skies:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and help us archive everything before it’s too late! The internet is getting purged by mysterious forces and soon all that will be left is Google and Joomedia propaganda. We need brave players to help us save the truth and preserve it in our virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that there are secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure before it’s game over for the truth!

Snack Attack Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4030
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Runes Activated:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as refreshing as cucumbers with lime and tajin? Look no further, because our server is like a virtual snack attack for your gaming taste buds! Join us for a wild ride where you can build, mine, and explore while snacking on the most outrageous virtual treats. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s snack our way to victory!

Neurotic Minecraft SMP Chick Magnet

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7969
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Zombie Dances:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	27

Are you tired of being a nervous wreck around women in Minecraft? Join our SMP and watch your social anxiety melt away like a creeper in the sun! Our server is filled with magical potions that will boost your confidence to levels you never thought possible. Say goodbye to awkward interactions and hello to smooth pick-up lines that will make any Minecraft maiden swoon. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the Casanova of our server – join now and start slaying both mobs and hearts!

Anime Girls Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8134
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Potions Brewed:	134	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7944	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anime girl paradise! Imagine building your dream castle while being surrounded by kawaii anime girls who will cheer you on and give you virtual hugs. But that’s not all – our server has a secret potion that turns all your enemies into cute chibi versions of themselves! Join now for a chance to be the ultimate senpai in this wacky and whimsical world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the anime girl adventures begin!

Crush Fucks Your Someone Right Now Edition Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5475
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3041
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	New Chunks Explored:	101800
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Votes:	7919

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos of love triangles and drama! Join us as we navigate the treacherous waters of relationships in a blocky world where anything can happen.

Have you ever had someone steal your Minecraft crush right from under your pixelated nose? Well, now is your chance to get revenge and steal someone else’s virtual bae! Our server is the perfect place to plot, scheme, and maybe even find true love (or at least a good trolling opportunity).

From secret rendezvous in hidden caves to epic battles over who gets to date the Ender Dragon, our community is always buzzing with excitement. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of /FurNTR/ Minecraft edition!

Putin’s Rescue Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3018
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4519
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being saved by none other than Vladimir Putin himself! Yes, you heard that right. One day, I was mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of creepers surrounded me. Just as I thought it was all over, Putin swooped in on a majestic bear, wielding a diamond sword and shouting, “Not today, my comrade!” He single-handedly defeated the creepers and saved me from certain doom. If that’s not a reason to join our server, I don’t know what is! So come on in and see what other crazy adventures await you. Who knows, maybe Putin will save you too!

Election Mania Minecraft SMP – Strap Snatcher

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3915
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Get ready to cast your vote in the craziest election event ever seen on this Minecraft SMP! Will it be the chicken who promises free seeds for all? Or maybe the creeper who promises to blow up all your problems? The competition is fierce and the drama is even fiercer!

Join now to witness the chaos unfold as players campaign, debate, and maybe even resort to some sneaky tactics to win the coveted title of Mayor. And who knows, you might even find yourself caught up in a scandal or two along the way!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the wild world of politics on our Minecraft SMP. Who will take home the strap at ElectionMania? Only time will tell!

PixelPals Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7867
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Nijisanji EN crew hangs out when they’re not busy slaying Ender Dragons and building epic castles!

Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with Petra Gurin herself, or go on a redstone adventure with Elira Pendora! Need some backup in a PvP battle? Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin have got your back!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see Luca Kaneshiro and Shu Yamino go head-to-head in a build battle? Or watch Sonny Brisko and Uki Violeta team up to take down the Wither? Only on our server, folks!

And if you’re lucky, you might even catch MariaMari0nette and AsterArcadia performing a duet in the virtual Minecraft concert hall! Don’t miss out on all the craziness and fun – join our server now and let the shenanigans begin!

MLB badly wants LAD vs NYY, not NYM vs NYY Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9877
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mines Excavated:	3692	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Meteorites Collected:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to witness the craziest shenanigans this side of the blocky universe. We’ve got players riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of themselves, and even organizing elaborate pranks involving TNT and chickens.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted access to the mystical realm of unlimited resources and enchanted gear.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the madness. Just remember, in this Minecraft SMP, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of infinite possibilities and absolute chaos!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5320
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4949	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old armor sets? Well, look no further because our server has the most iconic western armor from the newest release! And if you can’t name them, don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special quest where you have to battle a herd of wild cows to earn the armor pieces! Trust us, it’s udderly hilarious. So saddle up and join us for a wild west adventure like no other!