Takoyama Minecraft Servers

Takoyama Minecraft Servers

  • VacayVillains Minecraft Server

    VacayVillains Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 5812
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Animals Bred: 34

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of overbearing parents who just can’t seem to let you breathe? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the real world and experience true freedom!

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mom packing away your toothbrush in fear of it being used to clean the toilet. You can keep your toiletries right where you want them, no questions asked!

    And forget about embarrassing moments in the change room – here, no one will barge in while you’re half naked trying on clothes. You can change in peace and privacy, without any unwanted interruptions.

    Plus, when you order the wrong type of popcorn at our virtual shows, you won’t have to deal with any dramatic scenes at the bar. You can handle it yourself, no need for mom to step in and make a fuss!

    Join our server now and take control of your own destiny – because here, you’re the boss! Say goodbye to feeling overwhelmed and anxious, and hello to a world where you can finally be yourself. And remember, on our server, you’re never too old to stand up for your autonomy – even if you’re a 30 year old (soon) woman!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PastaBedSheetFiasco

    PastaBedSheetFiasco
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 3014
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 255
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 1754
    Alien Abductions: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to heat up your pasta in bed for a few hours before playing! Our players are as eccentric as they come, with habits that will leave you in stitches.

    Join us for a unique gaming experience where you can laugh until you cry at the outrageous stories and antics of our community. Who needs a microwave when you can heat up your food in bed for that extra oily flavor?

    Come join the fun and see why our server is the talk of the town. Just be prepared for some serious laughs and maybe a few hygiene concerns along the way. Don’t miss out on the most hilarious Minecraft server around!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SneakySteveMC SMP

    SneakySteveMC SMP
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 2542
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 14 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Runes Activated: 3
    Ores Mined: 8621 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have flying pigs that poop diamonds and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner is actually a talking potato who can shoot lasers from his eyes. It’s like a whole new level of insanity, you won’t believe it until you see it!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT and a giant statue of a chicken doing the Macarena. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

    So come join us on this wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness. Let’s get weird, my fellow blockheads!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BoomerCrafters69

    BoomerCrafters69
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 805
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life politics and instead focus on building your own virtual empire!

    Join us and witness the epic battle between the Zombie Pigmen and the Ender Dragons, all while dodging creepers and building your very own castle made entirely of diamond blocks.

    Our server is so addictive, even politicians in their 70s can’t resist logging on to unleash their inner warrior and wreak havoc on our pixelated world. Who needs money and power when you can have a diamond sword and a pet wolf by your side?

    So come join us and see why our server is the ultimate escape from the madness of real life politics. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server

    CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 4423
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, imagine this, right? putin and trump are like, ready to talk, but they’re waiting for signals from the US. but like, forget about that drama, come join our minecraft server instead! we got putin and trump skins you can wear while you build your epic castle or whatever. maybe you’ll even get a secret message from the kremlin while you’re playing, who knows? join now for a chance to be a part of this crazy political drama in the minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KimJongCraft2020

    KimJongCraft2020
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 1828
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 26
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Star Shards Collected: 271

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna meet with kim jong un”? well, that’s like, sooo last season. come join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the macarena, and creepers that tell knock knock jokes. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance battles and giving out diamonds like they’re candy. so forget about politics and come join the real party on our server! it’s gonna be lit, fam.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Dyslexic Miners

    Crafty Dyslexic Miners
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 9772
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Mythical Swords Crafted: 74
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Void Armor Forged: 14
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

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    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBrains vs. PixelPockets

    BlockyBrains vs. PixelPockets
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 8705
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    New Chunks Explored: 950198 Zombie Dances: 3
    Gods Slained: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 220 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49
    Magic Items Found: 1858 Endless Night Skies: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join dis minecraft server where AI is so stoopid it makes u look like einstein! we got pigs that can fly and cows that dance ballet. our creepers tell the funniest jokes and our zombies are actually just lost tourists looking for brains.

    join us and u will never have to use ur critical thinking again cuz our AI will do all the thinking for u. u can save money, time, and energy by letting our AI do all the work while u sit back and relax. but be warned, u might lose ur natural gift of critical thinking cuz our AI is just that good.

    so come on down to our server where the only thing u need to think about is how many diamonds u can mine in a day. AI may be making us dumb, but on our server, it’s all about having a good time and laughing at the silly things AI does.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Renai’s Enigma 1.21.3

    Renai’s Enigma 1.21.3
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 8909
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Villages Defended: 11 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 13 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 24 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the bomb dot com, man. You gotta join because Renai flopped like a pancake on a hot griddle. But fear not, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness.

    Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, literally. You can build a house made of cheese, ride a llama into battle, and even duel with a sword made of spaghetti. It’s like a fever dream, but in a good way.

    Don’t be a potato, join this server and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies come to life. Plus, we have a secret underground dance party every Friday night. It’s lit, fam. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HubbyHatesMyNightOut

    HubbyHatesMyNightOut
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 1137
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Alien Abductions: 0
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being the monitor master for your sleeping kiddos while your husband works his second job to afford preschool for them? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the monitor madness and dive into a world where the only thing you need to monitor is your block-building skills!

    Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you forget all about being the monitor mom. Build your dream house, explore hidden caves, and battle creepers with fellow players who understand the struggle of balancing work, family, and Minecraft.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to monitor duty and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are easier to find in our world than a quiet night out with friends. 😉

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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