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| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 3139 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 24 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
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