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BG3 Haters Eat L’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9235
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Farms Harvested:	724
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Are you tired of getting wrecked by BG3 haters in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, BG3 haters are banned for life! That’s right, no more taking L’s from those pesky haters. Join us and dominate the virtual world without any haters in sight. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a squad of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the llama ninjas guide you to victory!

TrashCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2466
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Welcome to the most bootylicious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – BF Butt Edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is literally shaped like a giant butt. Yes, you heard that right. The spawn point is located right in the crack, and you have to navigate your way through the cheeks to reach different biomes.

2. We have a special plugin that turns all the mobs into twerking zombies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. Our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good laugh. We even have a butt-themed dance party every Saturday night.

4. The currency on our server is not diamonds or gold, but booty shorts. Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and weapons.

5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the butt that holds the legendary Golden Booty. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join BF Butt Edition today and let the shenanigans begin!

ExWifePayback Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1135
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, playing Minecraft on our server, when suddenly a wild Fortnite gift card appears! But wait, there’s a twist – your 13-year-old son accidentally uses his mom’s debit card to buy $25 worth of game credits! And now, you’re caught in the middle of a hilarious family feud over who owes who what.

Join our server for the most epic gaming drama you’ve ever experienced! Will you side with the mom demanding immediate Venmo payment, or will you laugh it off with some emojis like the dad? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else. So come on over and let the Minecraft madness begin!

ExBabyMamaDrama

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9794
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun is allowed inside! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in the story above!

Looking for a place to escape from exes who don’t understand boundaries? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any unwanted interruptions from past relationships.

And hey, if you ever need to ask questions about cervixes or cutting umbilical cords (seriously, who doesn’t know what a cervix is?), our community is here to help! We may not be doctors, but we sure know a thing or two about surviving in the world of Minecraft.

So come on in and join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices in the best way possible. Who needs a sperm donor when you have a whole server full of friends to play with?

CurvyCraft: Embrace Your Shape!

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2697
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Dragons Tamed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of being judged for your love of Minecraft? Well, fear not my pixelated friend, because on our server, we celebrate all things blocky and beautiful! Join us and let your inner Steve shine bright like a diamond sword in the sun.

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a high school drama club. And don’t even get me started on our Nether portal parties – they’re hotter than a lava bath in the Nether!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s build a world where the only thing that matters is how epic your build skills are. Let’s show those non-believers that Minecraft is not just a game, it’s a way of life.

BlockbusterCraft

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5946
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Farms Harvested:	247	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	1

so, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a pop up ad appears saying “Adblocker turned on.” like, what even is that? who turned on the adblocker? is it the creepers trying to sabotage your mining operation?

well, fear not, because on our server, you won’t have to deal with any pesky pop up ads. why? because we have a team of highly trained llamas who are experts at blocking ads. they’ll spit on any ad that dares to interrupt your gaming experience.

not only that, but our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken. this majestic creature lays diamonds instead of eggs, so you’ll never have to worry about running out of bling for your armor and tools.

oh, and did we mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, that’s right. you’ll have to build bridges and use elytra to navigate between islands and avoid falling to your doom. it’s like a real-life parkour course, but with more explosions and less broken bones.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most epic, ad-free, diamond-filled, sky-high adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it.

SmithCraft {Anarchy} {No Anticheat} {No Lag}

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	310
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Emeralds Found:	7395
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29

play.smithcraft.ccWelcome to our SmithCraft!Dive into a world where chaos reigns and creativity knows no bounds. In our unique twist on the classic anarchy server experience, we’ve implemented a spawn protected area. Say goodbye to the days of senseless spawn camping and the frustrating struggle to escape spawn zones. Here, you’ll have a chance to gather your bearings, plan your next move, and embark on your journey into the wilds of Minecraft without unnecessary interference.

Our server embraces the true spirit of anarchy: there are no rules, no limits, and no boundaries to what you can achieve. Build sprawling cities, unearth hidden treasures, or engage in epic battles—it’s all up to you. The world is your canvas, waiting for you to leave your mark.

Whether you’re a lone wolf explorer, a cunning strategist, or a master builder, our server provides the perfect playground for your Minecraft adventures. Join a vibrant community of like-minded players who thrive in the unpredictable and exhilarating environment that only an anarchy server can offer.

Forge alliances, forge rivalries, and forge your own path in a world where every decision shapes your fate. Are you ready to embrace the chaos and carve out your place in Minecraft history? Join us today and let your creativity run wild on our Anarchy Minecraft Server!

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CraftyLayMinecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1735
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magic Items Found:	4091	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures in all of Minecraft – rainbow-colored llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is the only place where you can find a secret hidden dungeon filled with diamonds, gold, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic PvP battles against other players, where the winner gets a real-life date with a Minecraft celebrity! That’s right, your final challenge is to get laid… in Minecraft. So sharpen your swords, brew your potions, and get ready to fight for love (or at least a virtual date)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CleanCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	524
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Buildings Constructed:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Magic Items Found:	5826
Zombie Dances:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we have a strict no jerk policy! We even have a special dungeon just for players who can’t follow the rules – it’s called the “Jerk Jail” and it’s filled with nothing but pink sheep and endless loops of Justin Bieber songs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Diamond Chicken, it will grant you three wishes – just make sure one of them isn’t for unlimited dirt blocks, because that’s just boring.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the elusive Bacon Cow, a mythical creature that produces bacon instead of milk. Legend has it that whoever captures the Bacon Cow will be granted eternal luck in all their Minecraft endeavors.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, no jerks allowed.

NoAlcoholCraft

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8702
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Zombie Dances:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Are you tired of waking up in a creeper-infested forest with a hangover and no memory of how you got there? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those drunken nights of building wonky structures and falling into lava pits. Our server is 100% alcohol-free, so you can focus on crafting epic creations without any liquid courage (or liquid stupidity) getting in the way. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself quit drinking and joined our server to work on his redstone skills. So if you want to build like a pro and avoid waking up in embarrassing situations, come join us!

SunHoleAwakensCraft

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	371
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Magic Items Found:	5207	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

yo, so like, dis server be lit af cuz we got black holes poppin’ off like fireworks, ya feel me? Astronomers be goin’ cray cray over dis shiz, sayin’ it be wakin’ up outta nowhere like it had a wild night out with the sun or somethin’.

join dis server if you wanna witness some outta dis world shenanigans, like black holes throwin’ parties and messin’ with gravity like it’s a toy. ain’t no other server gonna give you dat kind of intergalactic drama, fam.

so come on over and be part of da cosmic chaos, where black holes be the life of da party and the sun be wishin’ it could keep up. trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re a star who can’t handle the heat. #blackholeparty #sunwho?