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| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 1126 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Crops Grown: | 2642 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6295 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we find, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up but he’s totally chill, trust me.
The best part is, we have this super rare glitch where if you jump off a cliff while holding a water bucket, you turn into a flying unicorn and can soar through the sky. It’s like, the most epic thing ever, you have to try it.
Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of llamas who control the economy on the server? Yeah, they’re pretty shady but they give out free emeralds if you bring them a stack of hay bales. It’s totally worth it, trust me.
So yeah, if you want to join the most epic, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft SMP ever, you have to join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have some epic stories to tell your friends.
