Taketo Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Adventures: Crafting Your Way Through Persona Problems

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6538
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	868	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and creativity! Join us if you want to see Hitler return in a non-fuhrer way, because apparently that’s the key to making the series normal again. And if Atlus doesn’t release Persona 2 on PC, we’ll make sure to show our outrage in the most hilarious ways possible. Plus, if you’re a Hearts of Iron 4 player who’s sick of seeing anime profile pics everywhere, come join us and show off your 20th-century leader profile pic with pride. Trust us, this server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Bobber Buddies: The ‘/r9gay/ Fishing Edition’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2836
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old bread in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have bread that’s so fresh, it’ll make you question why you ever settled for stale bread in the first place! Join us and experience the joy of eating bread that’s so delicious, it’ll make you do a happy dance in your virtual blocky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bread King, who roams the land on a giant loaf of bread, spreading joy and gluten-free goodness wherever he goes. Rumor has it that if you can find him and offer him a slice of your finest bread, he’ll grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because the Bread King has a mischievous sense of humor!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a carb-filled adventure like no other. Who knew that bread could be so exciting?

RespawnRUs: Where Early Deaths Make for Better Shows!

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	697
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Void Gems Collected:	27
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Runes Activated:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our magical world. Want to build a house out of rainbow-colored diamonds? Go for it! Feel like riding a giant chicken into battle? We’ve got you covered!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature who farts out diamonds and grants wishes to those who can catch him. Rumor has it that one lucky player even got their own personal hot tub filled with lava!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most absurd, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, sorry, we can’t help you).

LOLcraft: Sassy Sampling Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1045
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any spice? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! We’ve got players using crazy sampling methods like SD, DPM, and SDE Karras – it’s like a science experiment gone wrong (but in a good way)! And don’t even get me started on our latest update – it’s so mind-blowing that even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – who knows, you might just find a new favorite sampling method that will change your Minecraft game forever!

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza: Where we mine for diamonds, not awkward questions about virginity!

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5878
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Are you tired of being the only virgin in your village? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone loses their virtual virginity at the ripe old age of 10! That’s right, no more awkward conversations with your friends about why you’re still a Minecraft virgin. Join us and let loose your blocky inhibitions in a world where everyone is getting lucky!

Crafting Catastrophe: A Minecraft Server for Fallout Fanatics

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5104
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Buildings Constructed:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Emeralds Found:	7513
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Tired of wandering the post-apocalyptic wasteland alone? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new kind of chaos! Our world is filled with mutated creepers, radioactive cows, and even a few ghoul villagers looking to trade with you.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond power armor, battle it out in the Nether with our custom weapons and armor, and even team up with your friends to take down the dreaded Ender Dragon…who may or may not have been mutated by nuclear radiation.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a mutant radroach as your trusty steed, build a base inside a crashed UFO, and trade with a merchant who is actually a talking Deathclaw in a top hat? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Crafty Canine Carnage: Where Dogs Get More Action Than You

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3573
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	43	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Holy Grails Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own floating castle in the sky and watch as unsuspecting players fall to their doom below. And don’t forget to visit our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying unicorns and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your imagination run wild – just be sure to watch out for those mutant chickens!

CraftyCreeperz: Where weak minds unite to conquer the Minecraft world!

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2598
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with weak-minded allies of fags and other crappy groups? Look no further! Join our server where only the strongest survive and the fakers are weeded out.

Our server is not for the faint of heart. You must prove your worth by battling fierce mobs, conquering challenging dungeons, and outsmarting your enemies. Only the true warriors will rise to the top and claim their rightful place as champions.

So if you’re ready to show the world what you’re made of and leave the fakers behind, join our server today. But be warned, only the strongest will survive in this epic quest for glory!

Season 3 Sucks Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3210
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Are you tired of watching anime that just doesn’t live up to your expectations? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate Konosuba experience you’ve been searching for! Join us for nonstop screaming, forced silly faces, and ad cuts that will make you feel like you’re actually in the world of Konosuba. And don’t worry, we promise not to mess up the movie like Deen did! So come on, join us and let’s have a Konosuba-tastic time together!

Blocky Dicks: The Epidemic of Black Penises in Minecraft

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1950
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Buildings Constructed:	23	New Chunks Explored:	197177
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Holy Grails Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but bland landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is experiencing a hilarious and outrageous epidemic of black penises causing chaos and mayhem everywhere you turn! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world filled with giant black penises popping up unexpectedly, creating obstacles and challenges at every turn. Will you be able to conquer the black penis epidemic and emerge victorious? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud and scratching your head in disbelief!