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FPS_Collab_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2953
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Towns Built:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and wild adventures that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Picture this: one time, our players decided to build a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the spawn area because why not? And don’t even get me started on the time we had a llama race through a maze filled with exploding chickens. It was a disaster, but oh so hilarious.

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and players who don’t hold back. It’s a bloodbath, but in the most entertaining way possible.

So come join us on this crazy journey filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll encounter next? Join now and become a part of our wacky Minecraft family!

Blocky Banter: Where Minecraft meets comedy!

AUTHORITY, banter, blocky, Boss, Business, CEO, comedy, Company, corporate, entrepreneur, EPO, equality, executive, gender, gentlemen, ladies, leadership, man, Management, meets, Minecraft, presentation, PROFESSIONAL, real, WOMAN

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6471
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Potions Brewed:	31
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – The real CEO of EPO is actually a Minecraft player and they have created the most insane, mind-blowing server you will ever experience.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Sounds too good to be true? Well, on The real CEO of EPO server, anything is possible!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach the end of the server, you will come face to face with the real CEO of EPO themselves, who will grant you three wishes – anything your heart desires! Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to be able to fly without wings? Consider it done. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? You got it!

So what are you waiting for? Join The real CEO of EPO server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Block Party Bonanza

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5563
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	249	Gods Slained:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Emeralds Found:	9687
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever set foot in!

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself surrounded by giant flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with unicorns riding on top of creepers, dancing llamas throwing parties, and endless fields of diamond blocks just waiting for you to mine them.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom dungeons filled with evil chickens plotting world domination, secret portals that lead to a dimension made entirely of candy, and boss battles against a giant talking potato.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wacky Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Kik Kingdom

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2374
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3116	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a hidden diamond mine filled with unlimited riches. Legend has it that whoever finds this mine will have their wildest Minecraft dreams come true. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret unicorn stable where you can ride mythical creatures into battle against evil mobs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of superheroes who will defend you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun. And did I mention that we have a disco party every Saturday night in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Pixel Pals Playhouse – Where Nijisanji EN Meets Minecraft Madness!

Entertainment, ethyria, Gaming, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, madness, meets, Minecraft, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, PALS, PIXEL, playhouse, STREAMS, Teamup Schedule, ttt, twitter, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, xsoleil

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1174
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Crops Grown:	8971	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Runes Activated:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Enchantments Applied:	245
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos (in a good way, of course).

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of LazuLight enthusiasts appear out of nowhere, ready to take on any challenge that comes their way. And let’s not forget about the OBSYDIA crew, who are known for their insane building skills and ability to survive in even the toughest of environments.

But wait, there’s more! The Ethyria gang is always up for a good time, whether it’s exploring new lands or engaging in epic battles with mobs. And who could forget about the ILUNA squad, who bring a whole new level of energy and excitement to the server?

And if you’re looking for some serious competition, look no further than the XSOLEIL warriors, who are always ready to prove their skills in PvP battles. Oh, and let’s not forget about the Krisis team, who are known for their strategic gameplay and ability to outsmart any opponent.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this incredible journey and become a part of the most legendary Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure 673938914 LOL

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1518
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	5852	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Emeralds Found:	1458
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Potions Brewed:	195	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	41

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies do the cha-cha slide instead of attacking you.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon throws raves on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden carrots that will give you superpowers. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself visits our server to challenge players to dance-offs.

So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you ROFLing for days. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Degenerate White Boy’s Minecraft Madness

American cinema, bitch ass, bluepilled cuck, bootstraps fallacy, Boys, Degenerate, degenerate symbol, doomer ideology, FAGGOT, Gritty, institutional barriers, Jews, madness, Minecraft, mopey, new symbols, Normie, old era, powerful babies, Rocky, structural barriers, White, white race

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5322
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	9238
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Farms Harvested:	738
Runes Activated:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Welcome to our Insane Minecraft server! Are you tired of watching mopey movies like Rocky that make you feel like a woman? Join us and demolish your enemies like a true warrior!

Our server doesn’t glorify gritty conditions like Rocky does. We believe in luxury and comfort for our beautiful white race!

Forget about being a pussyfooted bluepilled cuck like Rocky. Join us and show off your powerful genes to create powerful babies!

On our server, we don’t believe in the bootstraps fallacy. We know the Jews are holding us down, not our own hard work. Join us and fight against structural and institutional barriers!

Say goodbye to Rocky and join our Insane Minecraft server today for a new era of white race symbols!

HangryCraft: Where even virtual food is a pain in the block!

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1247
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Star Shards Collected:	102
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you never have to worry about eating again! Say goodbye to the hassle of cooking, baking, and worrying about “nootritional value” (whatever that is). On our server, you can oxygenbreathe like a boss and never have to deal with hunger again. No more pesky food bars or foraging for food, just pure photosynthesizing fun!

Join us and experience a world where eating is a thing of the past and survival is all about oxygenbreathing and building the most epic structures. Who needs food when you can have endless fun without it? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to the nightmare that is eating!

Fujimoto’s Lucky Block Party: A Mangaka’s Minecraft Adventure!

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4598
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build, mine, and LOL to your heart’s content! Join us and embark on a journey filled with EPIC quests, WACKY adventures, and CRAZY creations.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden DIMENSION filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. They were so amazed by what they saw that they couldn’t help but invite all their friends to join in on the fun!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player was granted the ability to fly like a bird and shoot RAINBOWS from their fingertips!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the INSANITY for yourself. Who knows what WILD adventures await you in this UNIQUE world of wonder and ABSURDITY!

BrothCraft: Where soup is the secret to survival!

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5276
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6881	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Alien Abductions:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to drink the broth! Why, you ask? Because legend has it that the broth is actually a magical potion that gives you superpowers in the game!

Join us on this wacky adventure where you’ll find yourself battling zombie llamas and riding on diamond unicorns. Don’t forget to collect the enchanted potatoes for extra points and maybe even a chance to meet the elusive Ender Dragon’s cousin.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and sip on that broth for a wild ride of fun and craziness!

Al-AndaLOLs: Where Creeper explosions are the new Moorish conquests!

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6399
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft server where the Iberians have been browned.com and are now browned.coming us! Join us as we embark on a wild adventure with LeftNative Gaul, MiddleNative Frank, RightSp*niard, and BottomLa Lumière Éteinte aka La Créature de France aka Hispano-Gallo-Frankish Frenchman!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a group of players who have been browned.comed by Iberians and are now on a quest for revenge? Only here, my friend. Plus, who wouldn’t want to team up with a Frenchman who goes by three different names?

So come on, join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, friendship, and a whole lot of browned.coming. Who knows, you might even become a legend in the Iberian browned.coming saga. See you in the game!