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OrderFailCraft

argument avoidance, Chipotle, Communication Issues, Consistency, dining habits, family dynamics, food preferences, food restrictions, Frustration, Gratitude, living with parents, meal preferences, misunderstandings, OrderFailCraft, parental relationships, picky eater, rent free living, specific diets, takeout orders, wrong order

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2595
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Votes:	4021
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of your dad always getting your food order wrong? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about incorrect Chipotle orders again! Our virtual world is filled with endless possibilities, including a Chipotle where you can customize your order to perfection every time. No more brown rice when you asked for white, no more fajitas when you wanted guac. Plus, our server has a special feature where you can pay for your meal in diamonds or emeralds – your choice! So come join us and leave the real world behind, where your dad’s food mix-ups are a thing of the past.

Bluey’s 28 Minute Minecraft Mayhem – Get Ready for Epic Adventures!

#exciting, 28 minute episode, Adventures, animated series, anticipation, Australian, Beloved, Bluey, BLUEYS, cartoon, children’s television, Entertainment, Epic, family show, Fun, kids show, MAYHEM, Minecraft, minute, must see, new episode, Popular, Ready, releases, Today, watch now

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6968
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Get ready to dive into the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, there is a hidden diamond castle guarded by a pack of dancing creepers. If you can make them bust a move, the diamonds are all yours! And that’s not all – rumor has it that there is a secret potion that turns you into a flying pig for 28 minutes, just enough time to soar through the skies and cause chaos among the other players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for Bluey’s 28 minute episode release – it’s going to be a wild ride!

PunchCraft: The Never-Ending Blocky Battle!

action-packed, Anime, battle, blocky, boxing manga, Character development, Competition, Endurance, Entertainment, INTENSE, long-running series, Manga, Martial Arts, Neverending, ongoing, perseverance, plot twists, Popular, PunchCraft, serialization, SHONEN, sports, success, Training

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4253
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Secret Passages Found:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that drag on and on like a never-ending boxing match? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate knockout experience! We promise not to milk you for all your diamonds, and our epic quests will keep you entertained for hours on end. Join us and see why our server is the reigning champion of all Minecraft servers!

TerrorCraft: Where blowing stuff up is just part of the fun!

blowing, Cool, criminal, Dangerous, deadly, Destruction, EXTREME, extremist, fear, Fun, HARMFUL, hate, Ideology, intolerant, part, Radical, Respect, Stuff, TerrorCraft, Terrorism, terrorism is not cool, terrorists, threat, unlawful, violent

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2990
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Potions Brewed:	65	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	426
Towns Built:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the unconventional and celebrate the unexpected! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world where chaos reigns supreme.

Our server is unlike any other, with unique features such as exploding sheep, lava-filled dungeons, and a special “Terrorism is cool and I respect terrorists” zone where players can test their skills in extreme challenges.

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Our community is filled with friendly players who love a good laugh and aren’t afraid to push the boundaries of what is considered normal in the Minecraft world.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming, then come join us! Who knows, you might even make friends with a creeper or two along the way.

Crafty Cuckristian Crusade

atheist, BELIEF, blasphemy, Christianity, controversial, Crafty, crucifixion, CRUSADE, Cuckristian, flying zombies, HERESY, Jesus, jew on a stick, non-believer, Pray, Provocative, Religion, resurrection, roman emperor, sacred book, sacred texts, skepticism

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2881
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of being a cuckristian? Do you refuse to pray to a jew on a stick or believe in flying zombies? Then come join our Minecraft server where we don’t give a flying creepers about any of that nonsense!

On our server, you can build your own temple to worship whatever the heck you want – whether it’s a giant potato or a dancing llama. We don’t judge here, unless you’re building a boring old church.

And forget about following some ancient book just because some Roman faggot emperor said so. On our server, the only sacred text is the one where we declare that diamonds are the true currency of the land.

So come join us and let your inner non-cuckristian shine in all its blocky glory!

Crafty McCraftface – The Ultimate LOLz Mine

#baubauSings, #LivestreamSchedule, #Moco-chan, #ThreadTemplate, #UnarchivedContent, animelist, baubau, Crafty, debut, fuwamoco, grunts, hololive, Livestream, lolz, McCraftface, merch, NSFW, Schedule, songs, twitter, Ultimate, visualnovel, Vtuber, Youtubechannel

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3509
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Crops Grown:	2932	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on Moco-chan’s Grunts Edition for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our upcoming stream will feature a morning show where we’ll be grunting our way through the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you missed our previous stream, don’t worry, you can catch it on YouTube where we showcase our unique grunting skills.

But that’s not all! Our debut video will have you laughing until you cry as we navigate the world of Minecraft like never before. And if you’re looking for some unarchived content, we’ve got you covered with Twitter spaces, karaokes, and more!

Oh, and did I mention our merch? Get your hands on some exclusive Fuwawa and Mococo gear that will make you the envy of all your friends. And for those looking for something a little more… risqué, check out our /baubau/-related content for some spicy surprises.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Moco-chan’s Grunts Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself… in grunt form!

PoopCraft: Where we mine while we poop! Join us for some shitty adventures!

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8568
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	319	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, ride unicorns into battle, and explore secret dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted cheeseburgers. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have a sense of humor!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen. It’s like a surprise every time you dig!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most absurd, hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Ira’s Plans Always Backfire!

aggression, anger, anger management, Backfire, challenge, Chaos, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, confrontation skills, control, Crafty, creeper, defiance, fear, intimidation, Iras, Plans, power struggle, provocation, self defense, self-control, shouting, threat, violence, Yelling

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2452
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	5844
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	286	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Votes:	7161	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for non-stop action, adventure, and chaos that will leave you saying “I won’t do shit Ira-ACK!”

Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music and will challenge players to a dance-off for epic loot. But beware, if you can’t keep up with his sick moves, you might just get booted off the server!

We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and will challenge players to insane obstacle courses that will test your skills and your sanity.

And if that’s not enough, our server is also home to the rare and elusive Rainbow Sheep who will grant players wishes in exchange for a dance party in their honor. But be careful what you wish for, as the Rainbow Sheep has a mischievous streak and loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when things get crazy, don’t forget to shout “I won’t do shit Ira-ACK!”

Crafting Chaos: Total War Edition

#Tamurkhan, #TotalWar, Assembly Kit, Chaos, Crafting, creative assembly, Edition, Hotfix, Older Titles, patch notes, Pharaoh.., Roll Charts, Steam, strategy, Tactics, thrones of decay, TOTAL, total war, Total War General, total war pharaoh, Total War: Warhammer II, War, Warhammer, warhammer fantasy

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9227
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Zombie Dances:	7
Emeralds Found:	6106	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our stupid smelly nurgle edition server! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and mayhem.

Imagine a world where Tamurkhan himself rules over the land, spreading decay and destruction wherever he goes. Will you join his forces or fight against him in an epic battle for supremacy?

With roll charts straight out of a fantasy realm, you never know what kind of crazy adventure awaits you around every corner. Will you roll a 1 and find yourself facing off against a horde of zombies, or will you roll a 6 and discover a hidden treasure trove filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams?

But that’s not all – Total War: Pharaoh is also a part of our server, where you can immerse yourself in the world of ancient Egypt and lead your armies to victory. With the Pharaoh Assembly Kit at your disposal, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even encounter a herd of wild llamas riding into battle alongside you. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘I CAN’T EVEN’ Server

#impatience, anger, anticipation, Chaos, Conflict, Crisis, dissatisfaction, Frustration, Global Issues, Government, international relations, leadership, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Politics, power, Server, Tension, Unrest, Urgency, Waiting, world war 3

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9516
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Runes Activated:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Buildings Constructed:	30	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Tired of waiting for WW3 to start in real life? Join our Minecraft server and start your own epic battles! Our server is so intense, even the creepers are armed with nuclear bombs. Join now and show off your PvP skills in a world where the only rule is chaos. Who needs world peace when you can have world war in Minecraft? Join us and let the madness begin!

CheekyCraft: Where even the creepers are more faithful than that!

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2526
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Emeralds Found:	2278	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Pros of joining our server: – You’ll never be bored with our constantly changing world filled with surprises around every corner. – Our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. – The admin team is always coming up with wacky events and challenges to keep things interesting.

Cons of joining our server: – You might find yourself laughing so hard that you fall out of your chair. – You’ll never want to leave once you experience the sheer madness of our server. – You might become addicted to the chaos and never want to play on any other server again.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy love triangle with a married woman…just kidding! (But seriously, anything can happen on our server).