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ArsonCraft: BBC vs Neo-Nazi

arson, ArsonCraft, BBC, confronts, criminal activity, criminal behavior, extremism, extremism in the UK, far right, hate groups, Hate Speech, interview, investigation, Journalism, Media, neo nazi, neonazi, News, racism, rioters, Tips, uk, violence

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	732
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	New Chunks Explored:	460463
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Alien Abductions:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, just like those rioters in the UK, ya know? but, like, instead of causing chaos and destruction, we’re all about building and creating in minecraft, bro. like, we’re all about peace and love and, like, building epic castles and stuff.

we’ve got this one dude who used to be a neo-nazi, but now he’s all about spreading love and positivity in the minecraft world. he’s, like, our resident expert on building and crafting, and he’s always coming up with the most insane creations.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s all about good vibes and epic builds, then, like, you gotta join us, bro. plus, our community is, like, totally awesome and supportive, so you’ll never feel alone in the minecraft world.

come join us and let’s build something epic together, bro! peace out!

Meritocracy Myths Craft

Access, business schools, classism, Craft, discrimination, Diversity, economic inequality, education, equality, hard work, innate talent, Meritocracy, Myth, Myths, opportunities, Privilege, Rewards, social mobility, socioeconomic status, success, systemic bias, wealth gap

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2606
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ores Mined:	6601	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Alien Abductions:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

so, like, u know how u go to business school and they’re all like “work hard and u will succeed” but then u graduate and u realize it’s all a lie? well, our minecraft server is like the opposite of that! we believe in giving everyone equal opportunities to succeed, no matter how much u suck at mining or building or whatever. come join us and experience a world where meritocracy is just a myth and everyone can be a diamond-hoarding, creeper-fighting legend! plus, we have a secret underground club where we discuss the deeper meaning of minecraft and eat cake. u don’t wanna miss out on that, do u? join us now and let’s smash the system together, one block at a time!

SwipeSMP: Where we might add a sprinkle of vanilla, maybe… if you’re lucky. 1.21 and whitelist included!

1.21, ADD, Apart), Builds, Community, Discord, Help, ihben, Included, interested, Join, looking, Lucky, maybe, Minecraft, more, Players, SC_OFF, Server, Shops, smp, sprinkle, SwipeSMP, Vanilla, Whitelist, Youre

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1272
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Votes:	9033
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	295	Buildings Constructed:	44

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Mostly-Vanilla SMP
Version	1.21
Purpose	Building community, shops, and more

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join the server Discord and add the owner on Discord for more information.
What can I do on the server?	Help with builds, create shops, and be part of the community.
Is it a whitelisted server?	It is not mentioned, contact the owner for more information.
Are there any rules on the server?	Rules are usually specified in the Discord server, make sure to read and follow them.

Once Again Minecraft Server

ALERT, assets, assets at risk, Bank of America, bank of america scam, bank run, bank run alert, commodity scarcity, Economy, fargo-esau scheme, financial crisis, Jews, Minecraft, MONEY, ports down, scarcity, Server, strike, Warning, wiping out accounts

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1704
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	3053	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

🤑💰💸 Ready to join the most chaotic and outrageous Minecraft server ever? Well, get ready for some wild adventures because our server is currently experiencing a BANK RUN ALERT! That’s right, the ports are down for strike and commodity is about to become scarce. But that’s not even the craziest part – the Jews are apparently taking your money and wiping out accounts! 😱

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Bank of America is down and running away with your money in a Fargo-Esau scheme! So if you want to save your assets and avoid losing everything, you better join our server and participate in the most epic bank run ever! Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden treasures along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! 💸💰🤑

>Yaoi Legs Minecraft SMP

Anime, bl, boy love, common, fanfiction, fetish, fictional couples, gay romance, gtYaoi, homoeroticism, Legs, LGBTQ, male characters, male/male relationships, Manga, Minecraft, odd, Sexualization, shipping, smp, yaoi, Yaoi legs, yaoi tropes

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	538
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the yaoi legs are oddly common and always on display! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and of course, those fabulous yaoi legs that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Our server is home to the most outrageous players who will stop at nothing to claim their spot as the top builder, PvPer, or yaoi leg enthusiast. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for everyone in our wacky world.

But beware, rumors have it that the yaoi legs are not just for show – they hold mystical powers that can either make or break your Minecraft experience. Will you be brave enough to uncover the secrets behind the yaoi legs and harness their true potential?

So come on, join us and let’s embark on this hilarious journey together. Who knows what kind of madness awaits us in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

MommaCare Minecraft Server

caregiver guilt, caregiver responsibilities, Chronic illness, distant relationship, emotional manipulation, emotional neglect, emotional trauma, family expectations, family obligations., guilt tripping, INDEPENDENCE, long-term resentment, Minecraft, MommaCare, mother-daughter bond, mother-daughter dynamics, neglectful parenting, personal boundaries, professional care, rebuilding relationships, self-care, Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9160
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Are you tired of boring old family drama and emotional baggage? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that real-life nonsense and focus on building your dream world!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about neglectful mothers or guilt trips. Instead, you can create your own independence and live your best blocky life. Who needs a demanding mom when you have a virtual world to conquer?

Forget about feeling torn and conflicted, join us and let your creativity run wild. Build your own empire, explore new lands, and make friends who won’t guilt-trip you into taking care of them.

So why waste your time dealing with family drama when you can join our server and craft your own destiny? Say goodbye to emotional manipulation and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

TipTopTressTrimz

Agreement, Communication, customer service, demo cut, devastation, education event, Ethics, freedom, Hair journey, Hairstylist, Long hair, MODEL, payment, pixie cut, shock, stylist, Tears, Tipping, TipTopTressTrimz, Trust

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5190
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Emeralds Found:	1047	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat? Look no further than our server, where the only thing you can trust is the unpredictability!

Join us for a hair-raising adventure as you navigate through twists and turns just like this poor soul’s unexpected pixie cut. Will you emerge victorious or will you be left in tears like our friend here?

With surprises at every turn, you’ll never know what to expect next on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride – just make sure to hold onto your hair!

GoodBadGuyMC SMP

bad, character assassination, controversial, Good, GoodBadGuyMC, Hero, Historical figures, History, judgment, Legacy, misconceptions, misunderstood, misunderstood figures, morality, perspective, public perception, Redemption, reevaluation, reputation, revisionist history, smp, Villain

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4979
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Animals Bred:	115	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! Join us and discover the truth about history’s so-called “bad guys” who are actually just misunderstood heroes in disguise.

Ever wondered what it would be like to team up with Genghis Khan to conquer the server? Or maybe you’d prefer to build a secret base with Blackbeard the pirate? The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So come on, join us and rewrite history in the most epic and hilarious way possible. Who knows, you might even uncover the real reason why Julius Caesar was always so cranky!

BlockBusterCraft

BlockBusterCraft, Career Change, financial recovery, financial setback, finding purpose, fresh start, job loss, Job Search, life reset, lost everything, new beginnings, overcoming adversity, personal growth, rebuilding confidence, rebuilding life, resilience, second chance, Self Discovery, Starting from scratch, starting over, status loss

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1403
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	133	Astral Projections Made:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8207
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of adulting and being responsible? Join our Minecraft server and start over in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual house!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of rainbow sheep appear out of nowhere, dropping gold nuggets as they frolic around you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons.

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a fearless warrior, a master builder, or even a professional llama whisperer. So why wait? Join now and escape the harsh realities of adulthood by diving headfirst into our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world!

Schrodinger’s Amazon Account

Account.., alive and dead cat, Amazon, Austrian physicist, cat in a box, Paradox, philosophical paradox, physics experiment, quantum entanglement, Quantum Mechanics, quantum physics, quantum superposition, quantum theory, schrodinger, Schrödingers, scientific thought experiment, scientist, superposition, theoretical physics, thought experiment, Uncertainty Principle, wave function collapse

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4441
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Votes:	150	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

haha u wanna join dis minecraft server? well let me tell u, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds sparkle brighter than ur future and our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode.

once, a player found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, sipping on potions of invisibility. another time, a group of players stumbled upon a village where all the villagers were actually disguised as chickens plotting a coup against the players.

if u join our server, u might just witness a battle between a giant chicken riding a dragon and a group of players riding on the backs of ender dragons. or maybe u’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give u the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep.

so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u do, in which case, blame it on Schrodinger’s Amazon account.