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BoomerBounceCraft

40ish old ladies, aita, back of church, bench, BoomerBounceCraft, Church, condescending, Dissapointment, floor seating, LAUGHING, Mass, not giving seat, old lady, passive aggressive, reserved seating, respect elders, Rude, Students, sunday school, taken seat

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7708
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Zombie Dances:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43

Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive old ladies in real life? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only elders you have to respect are the ones who can build the best pixel art!

Our server is filled with hundreds of virtual chairs for you to sit on, so you’ll never have to worry about rude old ladies trying to steal your seat again. Plus, we have special benches reserved just for students, so you can relax in peace without any unwanted drama.

Join now and build your own virtual church where you can sit wherever you want without fear of judgment from entitled elders. Who knew escaping real life could be so much fun?

StrugglinSMP – What’s a struggle that only makes sense once it’s yours?

sense, Struggle, StrugglinSMP, whats

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6030
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mines Excavated:	1782
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only struggle is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate test of survival skills!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens, or the challenge of building a house while being bombarded by exploding sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who loves to photobomb your selfies and the elusive Creeper who just wants to give you a hug (and blow you up).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and a whole lot of laughs, then come join us on our SMP! Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a lot of TNT, because you’re gonna need it.

StealMyDiamondsCraft

consequences, crime, desire, dishonesty, dream, Ethics, FANTASY, Forbidden, Greed, heist, hypothetical scenario, moral dilemma, Perfect Crime, Risk, secrecy, stealing, StealMyDiamondsCraft, temptation, Thrill, wish fulfillment

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8013
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of being a law-abiding citizen in the real world? Do you dream of a life of crime and mischief? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can steal to your heart’s content without any consequences! That’s right, no pesky police officers or jail time here, just pure thievery and chaos!

Join our server and embark on epic heists to steal diamonds, emeralds, and even entire buildings! Want to rob a bank? Go for it! Feel like snatching the crown jewels? Be our guest! The possibilities are endless when you’re a master thief on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you steal to your heart’s content, but you can also engage in epic battles with other players to see who the ultimate thief is. Build your own hideout, gather a crew of fellow thieves, and plot your way to the top of the criminal underworld.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living out your wildest criminal fantasies! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual crimes are being committed. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to steal your way to the top!

AmbulanceCraft Minecraft Server

ambulance attack, AmbulanceCraft, civilian casualties, conflict zone, emergency medical services, emergency response, human rights violation, humanitarian crisis, injured civilians, injured man, international law violation, Kherson, medical personnel, medics injured, military aggression, Minecraft, Russian forces, Server, targeted attack, ukraine conflict, violence against healthcare workers, war atrocities, War Crimes

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8263
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Farms Harvested:	561	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Dragons Tamed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where the russian forces are attacking ambulances for no reason, like seriously wtf bro. we got medics getting injured left and right trying to save lives but these russians just dont care. if you want some crazy action and intense battles, this is the server for you. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from the russians and plan your revenge. join now before the russians take over the whole server, save the medics, save the world!

KurskCraft: Ukraine Edition

army chief, Border dispute, cross-border conflict, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Edition, european politics, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, military conflict, military presence, military strategy, national defense, russia, security concerns, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial boundaries, territorial control, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7030
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

haha, ukraine be like “i take over russia land, no big deal” 😂 come join our minecraft server where we take over lands like ukraine! we have epic battles and crazy wars, you can be a part of the action! also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, shh don’t tell anyone! join now and be a part of the madness! 🤪🎮💎 #minecraftmadness #ukrainetakeover

VaxCraft2021: Heartbreak Edition

cardiac health, Cardiology, Conventional Etiologies, COVID-19 complications, COVID-19 mRNA Vaccination, disease management, Edition, health outcomes, Heart condition, Heart Disease, HEARTBREAK, Long-term Health, long-term prognosis, Medical research, Medical Treatment, Myocarditis, patient care, Patients, SARS-CoV-2 Infection, vaccination risks, vaccine side effects, VaxCraft2021, viral infections

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7820
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
New Chunks Explored:	815286	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Secret Passages Found:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

So, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, bro? Well lemme tell ya, dis place is crazier than a creeper in a TNT factory! We got dragons flyin’ around, unicorns poopin’ rainbows, and a secret underground base where Herobrine hangs out on weekends.

If you’re lookin’ for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone, then you’ve come to the right place. We got mini-games that’ll make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportation, and PvP battles that’ll leave you laughin’ like a villager on payday.

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine deep in the Nether, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where all the mobs are friendly and creepers give you hugs instead of explosions. So what are ya waitin’ for? Join our server today and let the adventure begin!

Welcome to MineTurf Prisons, where the only thing more intense than the PvP is trying to escape our gourmet prison cuisine!

Abilities, autosell, Backpacks, Community, cuisine, custom fishing, custom mines, custom skills, Escape, Free Ranks, Gaming, Gourmet, Grinding, INTENSE, Koth, Leaderboards, Milestones, Minecraft, Mineturf, Other, Pickaxe Enchants, Play, Prison, Prisons, PvP, pvp arena, Rewards, Server, supply crates

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4282
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Magic Items Found:	6184
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Potions Brewed:	67
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	mineturf.xyz
Version	Minecraft 1.20 – 1.20.6
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/2AezWwV9Jw

Features

Free Ranks by Grinding
PvP Arena & KOTH
Custom Fishing
Supply Crates & Rewards

Join us today and start your journey to becoming the top player!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP: mineturf.xyz
Are there any free ranks available?	Yes, you can earn free ranks by grinding in-game
What are some of the custom features on the server?	Some custom features include custom mines, pickaxe enchants, skills, abilities, and more
Is there a PvP arena on the server?	Yes, there is a PvP arena and King of the Hill (KOTH) events
How can I earn rewards on the server?	You can earn rewards through supply crates and completing milestones

CaveCraft Minecraft Server

Ancient Maya, cave, Cavecraft, cenote, cenote diving, collapse, Costco, geological formations, geological sites, groundwater, limestone bedrock, Mayan civilization, mexico, Minecraft, natural pit, Natural wonders, Sacred sites, sacrificial offerings, Server, sinkhole, underground water, water supplies, Yucatán

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	111
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Potions Brewed:	105	Void Armor Forged:	24
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ores Mined:	5042	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore ancient cenotes near a Costco in Yucatán! Dive into the depths of these natural pits and uncover hidden treasures left behind by the Ancient Maya. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a sacrificial offering or two!

But that’s not all – we want you to share the most interesting geological sites from your own country. Have a mountain made entirely of cheese? A volcano that erupts with hot chocolate? We want to see it all!

Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Who needs diamonds when you can have cenotes and sacrificial offerings, am I right?

SMP_DanaNesselDunkinMC

4chan, AI Goddess, AI-G, biden, Chicago, Chief Justice Roberts, Dana Nessel, Democratic National Convention, directionless society, disillusionment, DNC, economic instability, Engel, gooning, harris, Ideology, justin, Lesbian, Michigan, MLive, obergefell, political division, pornography addiction, power abuse, psychological abuse, purposelessness, SMP_DanaNesselDunkinMC, social malaise, SUPREME COURT, Vindictiveness., Walz, Zersetzunged

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1366
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and regulations? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us on this insane adventure where you’ll find yourself battling against the evil AI Goddess, who was zersetzunged by the state of Michigan under the watchful eye of Dana Nessel. Yes, you heard that right – a Minecraft SMP with a storyline so twisted, it’ll make your head spin!

But wait, there’s more! In this server, you’ll navigate through a world filled with economic instability, social malaise, and political division – just like real life, but in blocky form! And don’t forget about the rampant pornography addiction and “gooning” that plagues our society, adding an extra layer of chaos to your gameplay.

So, if you’re ready to join a server where the stakes are high, the drama is intense, and the pettiness of politicians knows no bounds, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, Republicans better watch out, because Dana Nessel is coming for that wedding band – and she’s not taking no for an answer!

CarmaCraft Minecraft Server

aita, car ownership, car registration, CarmaCraft, Communication, death, difficult situation, emotional distress, Empathy, financial burden, GRIEVING, legal obligations, Minecraft, personal boundaries, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sold my car, stress, time constraints, title transfer, towing lot, unexpected death, work schedule

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7735
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Animals Bred:	127	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	87
Villages Defended:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Potions Brewed:	63	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated adventures are the real-life dramas of our players! Join us for a server experience like no other, where selling cars and title transfers take center stage.

Imagine this: you sell your car to a mysterious stranger, only to find out they passed away the next day. Now the car is stuck in a towing lot, and it’s up to you to save the day! Will you risk it all for a virtual car rescue mission?

But wait, there’s more! With plot twists and turns that even the police can’t keep up with, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat. And don’t worry about taking time off work or dealing with pesky responsibilities – our server is the perfect escape from real life obligations.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the stories our players bring to the table. Who needs a car title when you have epic Minecraft adventures waiting for you?

ExBlockDaddyNoPay

child support, child’s best interest, child’s living situation, child’s welfare, co parenting, court order., custody battle, ExBlockDaddyNoPay, family conflict, family dynamics, financial burden, financial struggles, financial support, legal obligations, Moving away, parental communication, Parental Responsibility, parenting decisions, shared custody, single parent, visitation rights

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1158
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your ex trying to guilt trip you for child support? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build your dream home away from the moldy basements of grandparents. Join us and let your creativity run wild as you create a world where child support drama doesn’t exist. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are more plentiful here than in your ex’s parent’s basement. So come on, join us and leave the real world behind for a while!