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Creeper Kingdom
Hey gamers! Join our epic Minecraft server where the craziest things happen! Explore wild worlds, build insane structures, and battle it out with other players. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s get this party started! -
Pixel Pals United
OMG GUYS, U NEED TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE TOOK DOWN THE INTERNET ARCHIVE WITH OUR EPIC BUILDING SKILLS. WE BUILT A GIANT CREEPER THAT EXPLODED AND TOOK OUT THE WHOLE WEBSITE. NOW WE’RE ON A MISSION TO BUILD A MEGA CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS. JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST CHAOTIC AND HILARIOUS SERVER EVER. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH LLAMAS WEARING TOP HATS. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND. -
Crafty McCraftface: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure
Are you tired of getting your domain taken down because it’s too pozzed or Jewish? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we don’t discriminate against anyone, except creepers. They are definitely not welcome here.Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun. We have epic quests, insane builds, and a community that is more wholesome than a stack of golden apples.
So come on over and join us, where the only thing that’s getting taken down is your enemies in PvP battles. And don’t worry, we have plenty of diamonds to go around. Let’s craft and laugh together!
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GasBlock Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more gas than ukraine stopping russian transit! our gas is so powerful it can fuel your minecraft adventures for days on end. plus, we have crazy events like gas-powered pig racing and gas-filled treasure hunts. join now and let the gas madness begin! -
PutinCraft: ICC Edition
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret mission to arrest putin if he ever decides to visit! we have a team of highly trained minecraft players ready to take on the challenge and bring justice to the world. but beware, putin may have some tricks up his sleeve, like building a giant fortress out of diamonds and obsidian! so grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to take down the notorious russian leader in the world of minecraft! -
PixelPurge: Delete the Cringe
haha join this epic minecraft server where you can build a house made out of cheese and ride on flying pigs! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its butt. plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise so you know you’ll be in good hands.
come join the fun and see if you can survive the epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within the enchanted forest. but be careful, rumor has it that the evil chicken overlords are plotting to take over the server and turn everyone into chickens.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the madness begin!
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KetamineCraft – Opioid Mod Fun!
Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a rave in the Nether!Join our server and experience the ultimate high with ketamine and major ketamine metabolites acting as allosteric modulators of opioid receptors. That’s right, you’ll be tripping balls while building your epic creations in a world where anything is possible.
Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server you’ll be surviving and thriving in a whole new way. Who needs diamonds when you have ketamine-induced superpowers?
So come on down and join us for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget. Just remember to hold on tight, because things are about to get crazy up in here!
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🌟The Golden Arches of Valhalla🍔 Minecraft Server – Fresh World, Special Progression, Grown Ups Only!🌟
Valhalla Minecraft Server Overview
What Sets Us Apart? Unique Progression System Brand New World Epic Quests & Storylines Dynamic Challenges Community & Events Server Just Opened! FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
What is the Server IP?
The Server IP is gates.ValhallaCraft.org
How can I join the Discord?
You can join our Discord community by visiting http://www.valhallacraft.org
What makes the progression system unique?
In Valhalla, progress is more than just leveling up. It involves unlocking exclusive abilities, powerful items, and ranks that set you apart from others.
Is the world constantly changing?
Yes, as you venture further from spawn, the world adapts and becomes more challenging and rewarding, ensuring a fresh and exciting journey.
Are there regular events on the server?
Yes, there are weekly events that test your skills, creativity, and strategy, and allow you to forge alliances within the community.
Why should I join Valhalla?
Valhalla offers a world full of challenges, rewards, and endless possibilities, where you can build, explore, and dominate. It’s a chance to be part of something extraordinary from the start.
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CraftyStates Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or revolutionary? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate powerhouse of awesomeness! Join us if you want to be a part of the world’s SOLE superpower – forget about “/cum/” servers, this is where the real action is at!Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is not just any ordinary Minecraft server. It is the chosen one, destined to lead humanity into the 21st century and beyond! With our unparalleled economic, industrial, cultural, scientific, and military might, we are unstoppable!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most elite players in the Minecraft universe. Rumor has it that our players have defeated the Ender Dragon with their bare hands, built entire cities in a single day, and tamed the most elusive creatures in the game. If you want to be among the best of the best, then this is the place for you.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of something truly extraordinary. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to world domination while you’re at it!
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FembotFamVisits Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a chance to escape real life craziness and dive into a world where anything can happen.Need a break from awkward family situations? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape your real-life problems and create new, even crazier ones. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a love triangle with a fembot and her mom – talk about a plot twist!
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of virtual romance, scandalous affairs, and unexpected twists and turns all while building your dream world? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions)?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride that’s more ridiculous than a pig riding a minecart. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!