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ParaSailGoneWrong Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4898
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will literally take your breath away? Well, look no further because our server is so thrilling, it’s like parasailing without a parachute! Just like this unfortunate woman who met her demise in a parasail accident, our server will have you on the edge of your seat with adrenaline-pumping adventures and heart-stopping challenges. Join us if you dare, but be warned – the line between life and blocky death is thinner than a pixel on our server!

DonPolit Minecraft server

#youtube, city, Country, Discord, donat, Donations, Economy, forum, Ip:, Living, Map, Mechanics, merchant, Minecraft, neighbors, Peace, Pirate, Roleplay, RP social network, rules, Ruling, Russian, Server, Survival, Telegram, Version 1.17.1, VKontakte, War

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7738
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3321
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Description

You can choose any city or country to start living or ruling there, you have the opportunity to go to your neighbors in peace or war, or you can simply be a merchant or a pirate.

Server version: 1.17.1

IP: donpolit.ru

Map: http://donpolit.online:25612/

Donat: https://donpolit.trademc.org/

DonSoq (RP social network): http://donsoq.ru/

Forum (Mechanics, Rules): http://donsoq.ru/forum/

Discord server: https://discord.gg/2NCNn8d3hN

Group on VKontakte: https://vk.com/donpolitap

Telegram channel: https://t.me/donpolit

YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@DonPolitap

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Merry Crafty Christmas 2024 Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2610
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Dimension Hops:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the most magical place in all of blocky land!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you to our enchanted spawn point where you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers out of your pickaxe.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Cactus Unicorn roaming the pixelated plains.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Notch’s Secret Gang Minecraft SMP

Christmas cheer, discuss, fantasize, FANTASY, favorite Nintendo girls, Gaming, Gang, general, help others, jerk off, Minecraft, New faces, Nintendo, nintendo characters, nintendo console, NOTCHS, NSFW, nsg, post pics, Roleplay, rp, Rping, secret, Slutposting, smp

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9868
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5621
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate all things Nintendo with a side of Christmas cheer! Join us as we discuss, RP with, post pics, and fantasize about your favorite Nintendo girls. Whether you’re a seasoned RP pro or just looking to help others jerk off, everyone is welcome here!

In our last thread, things got wild as we delved into the depths of Nintendo slutposting. From Princess Peach to Samus Aran, we left no stone unturned in our quest for the sexiest Nintendo characters. But fear not, there are always new faces to discover and new fantasies to explore.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to combining the magic of Nintendo with the joy of Christmas? Plus, we have a secret underground dungeon where we roleplay as Bowser kidnapping Princess Zelda. Trust us, it’s a blast.

So come on down to our SMP and let your wildest Nintendo fantasies run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a pixelated princess or two.

The Chill Zone Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9173
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	New Chunks Explored:	730744
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Look no further than our server, where you can embark on epic quests, battle virtual monsters, and even help Kai find his missing sandwich! Join now and experience the Mystery of Arpeggio Fault, where you’ll uncover the secrets of a hidden realm filled with falling stars and chaos.

But that’s not all – we also have a special program called “En-Nah” Assistant, where a virtual assistant will be at your beck and call to help you navigate the treacherous world of Zenless Zone Zero. And don’t forget about our Data Bounty Combat Simulation, where you can test your skills against the toughest foes in the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and use our redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and HARUMASAFREE to unlock exclusive in-game rewards. And don’t forget to check out our resources and useful links, including a drawpile for all your artistic needs and a gacha simulator for those who love to gamble their way to victory.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life – join us today and let the madness begin!

WWE is RED HOT Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5287
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Farms Harvested:	519	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s hotter than WWE right now? Look no further, because our server is on fire! We’ve got more drama than a wrestling match, and our players are always putting on a show. Forget AEW, they can’t even sell out a school gymnasium – but we sell out virtual arenas every day! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s more entertaining than any wrestling promotion. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

Pixel Pout Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3150
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be a Russian onlyfans model who goes to a Euro Disneyland knock-off and films yourself masturbating in the magical forest!

Join us for the most scandalous and outrageous Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. Who needs regular gameplay when you can have free publicity and controversy go viral in the virtual world? Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and let the wild adventures begin!

Pleasant Serial Winner Humiliation Minecraft SMP

athletes, Champions, comeuppance, Competition, Defeat, emotions, Entertainment, Failure, HUMILIATED, Humiliation, mahomes, Minecraft, pleasant, Rivalry, satisfaction, Serial, serial winners, smp, sports, success, Underdog, Upset, verstappen, Victory, winner

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1238
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Farms Harvested:	937
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Potions Brewed:	130	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of seeing the same old players dominating every Minecraft SMP out there? Do you want to witness some epic fails from those serial winners? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the tables are always turning and the underdogs have a fighting chance. We’ve got Mahomes and Verstappen wannabes getting their butts kicked left and right, making for some hilarious moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

So if you’re ready for some epic fails, outrageous comebacks, and a whole lot of chaos, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and witness the ultimate showdown of the underdogs! Who knows, you might just become the next unlikely champion in this crazy world of blocky mayhem.

Wicked Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9663
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4122	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more twisted than a pretzel made by a confused octopus? Look no further, my friend! Our server is like if Wicked and Code Geass had a love child and that child grew up to be a Minecraft server.

Join us for a magical experience where your powers might just backfire and turn your best friend into your worst enemy – all in the name of fun! Who needs a yellow brick road when you can navigate through our server full of surprises and plot twists that will make your head spin faster than a creeper on caffeine.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride that’s more unpredictable than a llama on a pogo stick. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to epic adventures and mind-bending storylines, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire. But for everyone else, see you on the server!

“Why Is He Afraid To Talk About Chainlink?” Minecraft SMP

afraid, Altcoin, Blockchain, chainlink, Communication, crypto market, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, fear, Investment, market, market analysis, Minecraft, oracle, price volatility, SECURITY, smart contracts, smp, speculation, Talk, Technology, transparency

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4482
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183
Enchantments Applied:	162	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come bounding by, followed by a group of dancing creepers. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ!

But that’s not all – we have quests that will have you traveling to the far reaches of the Minecraft world, encountering strange and hilarious characters along the way. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure guarded by a chicken that can breakdance like nobody’s business.

So why is he afraid to talk about Chainlink? Because once you join our server, you’ll be so busy having a blast that you won’t be able to stop talking about it! Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!