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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 2618 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 28 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 19 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests looking for players to challenge to a dance-off. And rumor has it, if you can beat him, you’ll unlock the secret recipe for the best virtual pizza in existence.
So why are Americans like this? Because we’ve created a Minecraft server that defies all logic and reason, and we want YOU to join us on this crazy adventure. Don’t be a square, join us today!