Takeaways Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SisterlySquabble Minecraft Server

Anycolor, bad example, cancelled VTuber, dislike, enna alouette, Example, genuine feelings, Goal, Hex brand, Limu_27, love, Minecraft, pl, quotes, sarcasm, Seething, Server, SisterlySquabble, sisters, thank god, turning on, twitter

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2048
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the place to be if you want to embrace your inner chaos!

Join us and become the most cancelled VTuber in the virtual world! Forget about Enna Alouette, because she’s old news. We’re all about pushing the boundaries and causing a stir.

Our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. From spreading PL under the Hex brand to stirring up drama like never before, you’ll never have a dull moment with us.

So why wait? Join our server now and let’s show the world what true chaos looks like in Minecraft! Just remember, anything goes here, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride.

FridayNightDepressionMC_SMP

#venting, anxiety, Community, coping, depression, emotional, fren, Friday feels, friday night, FridayNightDepressionMC_SMP, late night, lonely, mental health, Mental Wellness, Sadness, self-care, stress, Struggling, Support, Thread, weekend blues

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9854
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Star Shards Collected:	226	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Animals Bred:	50	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for trolling players. They’ll lead you on wild goose chases, steal your diamonds, and maybe even challenge you to a dance-off.

2. We have a secret underground society of chicken overlords who control the economy of the server. Want to buy some enchanted gear? Better have some golden eggs to trade with these feathered fiends.

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. He’ll follow you around, whispering sweet nothings in your ear, and occasionally blowing up your house for fun.

4. We have a weekly event called “Pig Racing Madness” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while being pelted with snowballs by angry snow golems. It’s a real adrenaline rush!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, come join us! Just be prepared for the Friday night depressionFren thread to take you on a wild ride you’ll never forget.

StripClubBudget100

Argument, BI CURIOUS, BIASED, bimbo, Budget, Compliment, Entertainment, feelings, female friends, husband, Intimacy, joint account, lap dances, leering, Limits, naked women, Négotiation, overreacting, spending limit, strip club, StripClubBudget100

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9357
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your husband’s strip club escapades? Look no further! Our server is so immersive, you’ll be too busy building epic structures to even remember what a lap dance is!

Join our server and escape the drama of real life. No more arguments about strip club budgets or awkward conversations about bi-curiosity. Just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky world.

Plus, our server is so addictive, your husband won’t even have time to think about his “side pieces” when you’re not around. He’ll be too busy trying to survive the night and avoid those pesky creepers.

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around. Who needs strip clubs when you have virtual adventures waiting for you? Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory!

FenceSittersRUs – What the Block?!

BLOCK, Decision making, election analysis, election concerns, election decision-making, election issues, fence-sitters, FenceSittersRUs, Issues, political candidates, political issues, Politics, undecided voters, undecided voters feedback, undecided voters insights, undecided voters opinions, undecided voters thoughts, undecided voters viewpoints, undecided voters voices, US Election, voter perspectives, Voting

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7626
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Emeralds Found:	2272
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Are you tired of being undecided like a chicken trying to cross the road? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your political worries behind as you embark on a journey filled with pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans.

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to cast its vote for us. We have custom plugins that will make you question reality, like the “Vote for Diamonds” feature where you can literally trade your vote for shiny gems. Who needs democracy when you have bling, am I right?

And if you’re still not convinced, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than Herobrine himself. Legend has it that he only supports the dankest of Minecraft servers, and we are proud to say that we are his top pick.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Or at least until the next update ruins everything. #BlockTheVote #EnderDragon2020

AlQaedaSlayerCraft

al-qaeda, Aligned Group, AlQaedaSlayerCraft, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, extremism, Insurgency, intelligence, Killed, leader, MIDDLE EAST, Military operations, national security, Operation, radicalization, SECURITY, special forces, Syria, Terrorism, us military, War on Terror

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1182
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

join our minecraft server and become a master of destruction like the US military! we killed the leader of Al Qaeda-Aligned group in syria in minecraft and now we’re looking for players who can bring that same level of chaos to our server.

build your own secret base, launch epic raids on other players, and show off your pvp skills in intense battles. we have custom weapons and armor that will make you feel like a real-life superhero.

join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! who needs real-life warfare when you can have all the fun in minecraft? come join us and let’s dominate the virtual world together!

Ravencraft: Where adults play Minecraft and somehow still get lost

Address, Adults, BUILD, Community, Create, Difficulty, Experiment, Explore, Firespread, gallery, Hardware, Lost, Map, Mature, Minecraft, multiplayer, nether tunnel, Play, Ravencraft, road network, rules, Server, Sleep plugin, smp, Survival, world border

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1485
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

Server Name	Ravencraft
Server Type	Semi-vanilla survival multiplayer
Community	Adult players who enjoy building, exploring, and creating together
Server Address	mc.ravensburg.org
Rules	https://www.ravensburg.org/rules.html
Gallery	https://www.ravensburg.org/gallery/index.html

About Us

New map for 1.21
Periodic world border expansions
Hard difficulty with community beds
Updated Overworld road network and Nether tunnel system
Donor support for high-end hardware
Dynmap and Discord integration
LGBTQI+ friendly community

Player Criteria

Age 18 and over
No hacks or cheats allowed
Respectful behavior towards other players
Enjoy chatting and playing in a friendly environment

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed and will result in a ban.

Q: Can I use mods like x-ray or baritone?

A: No, hacking or cheating mods are not allowed on the server.

Q: How do I apply to join the server?

A: Simply hop on the server, check out the community, and then fill out a quick application to join.

Q: Are there regular community events or competitions?

A: Yes, we have regular events and competitions for players to participate in.

Q: Is the server active with a lot of players online?

A: Yes, we have an active player base and are always looking for new members to join the community.

Crafty Classrooms Minecraft Server

Awareness, Boundaries, children, Classrooms, Communication, consent, Crafty, curriculum, Digital Learning, educational games, educational tools, empowerment, Fun, games, healthy relationships, Interactive, learning, Minecraft, Prevention, progressive education, Server, sexual education, society, Technology

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4243
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Void Armor Forged:	22
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Magic Items Found:	1776	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s not only fun but also educational? Look no further! Our server is dedicated to teaching kids about sexual education in a safe and age-appropriate way.

Join us for mini-games like “Condom Crafting” where you can learn how to properly use protection, or “Consent Quest” where you’ll navigate through tricky situations to understand the importance of consent.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a misunderstood sex ed teacher who will guide you through the ins and outs of puberty with hilarious anecdotes and questionable dance moves.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of learning and laughter on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Minecraft SMP: Eleven’s Demogorgon Dance Party

1980s, alternate dimension, binge-worthy, Dance, demogorgon, eleven, Elevens, fan theories, Finale, friendship, Hawkins, Horror, long tail tags, Minecraft, Mystery, Netflix, Nostalgia, Party, Sci Fi, smp, stranger things, Supernatural, Suspense, Thriller, tv show, upside down

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9438
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Void Armor Forged:	22	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Crops Grown:	5849
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is like the Upside Down of Minecraft worlds! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of Demogorgons start chasing you through the caves. But don’t worry, because our server is equipped with special weapons like Eleven’s telekinetic powers and Steve’s trusty bat to help you fend off those pesky monsters.

And that’s not all! Our server events are out of this world. From fighting off a horde of mind flayers to competing in a race against the Demodogs, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s stranger than fiction, join us now and let the madness begin!

RedLineWorkplace Minecraft SMP

bad place to work, Career Advice, company culture, employment, interview, job hunting, Job Interview, Job Search, job warning signs, Minecraft, red flags, red flags in career, red flags in company, red flags in employment, red flags in job interview, red flags in job search, red flags in workplace, red flags to look out for, RedLineWorkplace, smp, toxic environment, warning signs, workplace culture

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1791
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Zombie Dances:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond chicken or battle against a horde of evil villagers led by a zombie pigman king.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself couldn’t get in. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure of enchanted golden carrots that will give you superhuman abilities.

So why wait? Join our SMP now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!

Blocktopia: Uncover & Conquer

#revelation, awakening, blocktopia, Conquer, discovery, enlightenment, epiphany, growth, Impact, introspection, life changing, personal growth, Profound, realization, Reflection, secret, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, Significant, transformation, Uncover

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6481
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4297	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind with the most life-changing secret you’ll ever uncover!

Join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll amass once you find this majestic bird!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the most notorious Minecraft legend!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your world turned upside down with mind-blowing secrets and outrageous adventures!